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[MarineTech]

Inflatable fish is entirely too familiar with Hellboy comics.

[Inflatable Fish]

You have no idea... I actually have the Library Edition.

[MarineTech]

Inflatable fish is entirely unaware that I DO have ideas. Most of them are odd, many of them are disturbing, and some even have the ability to make small children, women, and men of weak constitutions, cry and wet themselves

Edited by MarineTech, 16 June 2015 - 01:21 PM.

[Juodas Varnas]

MarineTech likes the idea of children, men and women alike wetting themselves.

Edited by Juodas Varnas, 19 June 2015 - 11:46 AM.

[MarineTech]

At the age of 2, Juodas Varnas vowed to become "The Scourge of Lithuania" and embarked on a dedicated campaign of terror to establish his reign. Fortunately for Lithuania, and possibly the world, attention spans of the average 2 year old are pretty short, and toddlers are not known to be very mobile. Juodas was distracted from his crusade by ice cream, thus sparing a completely unaware populace from oblivion.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech has seen everything. Fortunately for his sanity, he immediately forgot most of it.

[Iothil]

Quickdraw Crobat has no concept of hipsters or anti-alcoholic beverages.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Marack Drock has no concepts, only ideas.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Marack Drock is unrightly afraid of crowbat-launching autocannon, as he is blissfully unaware that I do not own a IV-Four. He also has an unreasonable fear of slugs brought on by an incident involving three snails, an automatic cat waxer, two dozen staples, half a tube of toothpaste, and a slightly warped dishpan.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat, on 19 June 2015 - 10:06 PM, said:

He also has an unreasonable fear of slugs brought on by an incident involving three snails, an automatic cat waxer, two dozen staples, half a tube of toothpaste, and a slightly warped dishpan.

Quickdraw Crobat is a graduate of the MacGuyver School of Gadgetry.

[Not Bob]

MarineTech has the longest running puppet show on ESPN8 - The Ocho!

[MarineTech]

Not Bob once owned a pet octopus. He stated that he wanted to "study its movements." The octopus later escaped Not Bob's captivity and is currently working as a barista for a Starbucks in Sheboygan.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech suffers from a chronic but not severe case of Baby Voice.

[Sparks Murphey]

Quickdraw Crobat has a hunting blind in Dallas, just behind a wooden fence on a grassy knoll. He has never successfully brought any game back, though he does claim he once winged something.

[Iothil]

Sparks Murphey is the famed inventor of the inflatable Atlas. Other great inventions include: emergency Rabbi, on demand spontanous evolution kit beta (still working on the hair loss and death thingy) and the talk-to-god-speed-dial.

[StompingOnTanks]

Lothil is actually King Edward XVII, but he is currently undercover as he is devising a plan to save Space Britian from the Alpha Centuri Power Armor Elves. He uses MWO as a training simulator for his army.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks once managed to draw the ire of a rogue, militant branch of the Pastafarians. In their zeal to appease their Flying Spaghetti God, they developed a linear accelerator that would fire a meatball at him at a velocity of approximately 1% C. Luckily for Stomping, the standard meatball does not have the structural integrity to withstand such velocities and it vaporized before it ever left the accelerator. The Militant Pastafarians have gone back to the drawing board, attempting to create a better meatball, or at the very least, combat pasta.

Edited by MarineTech, 22 June 2015 - 07:50 AM.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech is currently immersed in marinara sauce. I could tell you why, but I'd have to serve you on a bed of noodles with alfredo sauce and a nice wine.

[Sparks Murphey]

Quickdraw Crobat keeps a spare velociraptor in his pocket at all times, just in case someone forgot to bring their own.

[XphR]

Sparks has a whole collection of velociraptors from pretending he has misplaced his whenever Quickdraw is around.