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[XphR]

StompingOnTanks helped write the revised compendium of NinjaTech.

BerserX, on 08 June 2015 - 11:43 AM, said:

Quickdraw and MarineTech were recently omitted to Happy Dale Sanitarium.



Left to right: Quickdraw Crobat, MarineTech, Peter Lorie (no, seriously!)

I totally read "No, seriously!" in Peter Lorres timeless weaselly creep voice.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

XphR is clearly not a ninja. See? His tee-shirt is white. No ninja would ever wear a white tee-shirt.

[1453 R]

Quickdraw Crobat was actually used in an Elite 4 Challenge, once. The opposing Trainers were completely unprepared for a sixty-ton war machine to come out of the Pokeball. Use of Quickdraw Crobat in future sanctioned Pokemon Battles was swiftly banned. QC himself was required to put in three months of community service at the Pokemon Center as punishment for the horrific mental scarring inflicted on those poor, poor Pokemon on the other team...

[XphR]

1453 R was part of the comity that voted to erase the existence of StormShadow from Quickdraw Crobats mind.

Ninjas never wear white...

^{*Misinformation is a powerful tool.}

[Not Bob]

XphR really wanted to be on that committee, however he couldn't attend as his puppy was graduating from obedience school.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Not Bob has more kittens than you.

[LordMelvin]

Quickdraw Crobat once stopped several battalions of assault mechs in their tracks by seducing their commander. The lovemaking lasted several hundred years and was the inspiration for the infamous "Steiner Scout Lance". This monumental event became known as The Succession Wars.

[Nightmare1]

LordMelvin has a strange imagination!

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 played extensive amounts of Mario Brothers as a child. Because of the sheer number of Goombas he vanquished over the years, Nightmare now has the almost overwhelming urge to jump up and down on mushrooms when he sees them.

This has led to some very interesting incidents in Pizza restaurants.

[Not Bob]

MarineTech was dismayed when Nightmare1 jumped on his almost world-record sized mushroom pizza. Nothing has been the same between them since then.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Not Bob owns the world's leftmost ball of Starburst wrappers.

[StompingOnTanks]

Quickdraw Crobat is the reason my school cafeteria no longer sells delicious fudge brownies with white chocolate shreds on top.

IT'S YOUR FAULT. ALL YOUR FAULT!

[Not Bob]

StompingOnTanks really really likes the fudge brownies... Little did he know that they were really just a cake cut up and sold individually, and the teachers are the school were all like "Awh snaaap cake!" and they kept it all to themselves.

[StompingOnTanks]

Not Bob has ruined my hopes and dreams.

[Inflatable Fish]

StompingOnTanks pees in the fridge.

[Sparks Murphey]

Inflatable Fish is technically an amphibian. Without limbs, though, it's very hard for them to get around, so you'll hardly ever see them out of water. They find BattleMechs empowering for this reason.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sparks Murphey was once used to power a 'Mech. For unknown reasons this caused every single projectile to be shaped like an offended platypus, and the laser beams to be shaded a vibrant teal color.

[StompingOnTanks]

Quickdraw is incorrect. The projectiles were actually highly motivated sneakers.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks began his vocational training early in life by stomping on matchbox cars. This caused him to spend a lot of time laying on his back, clutching his feet, and whimpering. Luckily for him though, one day during practice, he had an epiphany, and started wearing shoes. This considerably reduced his downtime, and accelerated his training immensely.

[Not Bob]

MarineTech actually is a fish. The not-quite inflatable kind, but he does all kinds of work under the sea! He composed the wonderful song for the little mermaid, but he was unaccredited in the movie.