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[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks voiced Yui Hondo in Fushigi Yuugi

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech prefers stone tools. Not for repairing things, he just likes the feel of them in his hands.

[Nightmare1]

Quickdraw manages a tank farm for StompingOnTanks where he employs MarineTech as his chief mechanic. Crobat has trouble though since he's always having to replace the stone tools that MareinTech keeps shattering on the hastelloy pipes and heavily armored pumps.

Crobat often redacts his information after posting it too! (Good thing I'm a thread subscriber!)

Picture of the tank farm here:

Edited by Nightmare1, 05 June 2015 - 11:24 AM.

[Not Bob]

Nightmare1 is actually a rather pleasant dream! (The dream usually involves Tacos, Bacon and a nice long ...AC20. Yeah.)

[BerserX]

Not Bob smokes the wrong stuff... I think. Either that or it's really good stuff!

[Not Bob]

BerserX has tried the stuff, its excellent.

[MarineTech]

Not Bob is currently being stalked by weasels who plan to steal all his socks when he's not looking.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech is more Bob than NotBob, but less Bob than Berserx.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat was an occasional member of Fight Club... And he knew Robert Paulson. That's why he's quick to point out the Bobness of others. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your viewpoint, Quickdraw didn't pass the initiation for Project Mayhem.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech's wife has a really awesome rack.

I mean, just look at it.



(Sorry if that was a bit too far.)

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 07 June 2015 - 03:26 PM.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

StompingOnTanks' rack has a really nice wife.




Seriously, the kindest. She makes apple strudel for everyone on a weekly basis.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat is blissfully unaware that he is my unwitting pawn in dealing with StompingOnTanks for the slander he made against the wife I don't have. I have slowly been programming Quickdraw over the past few weeks using specific words tailored to look normal, but when combined in specific sequences, will be recognized directly by his psyche and making him completely susceptible to my will.

All that will be required, when done, is to issue the attack command word (gasterplatz) and Crobat will leap into action, dashing up to StompingOnTanks and applying an Atomic Wedgie mercilessly.

Mwaaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Edited by MarineTech, 08 June 2015 - 09:56 AM.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech is equally blissful in his unawareness that I don't know how to apply an 'atomic wedgie' and furthermore am incapable of discarding my mercy.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw is also unaware that various schoolyard bullying techniques are being included in the programming that I'm giving him. These include wedgies, atomic wedgies, noogies, and indian burns.

Wait...

Quickdraw....... Monkey Spanner Susceptible Miter Herbicide.

There. Now he knows, once triggered, how to give a wet willie as well.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech has just instructed me to fold an origami turtle out of sheet aluminum. I don't think I'm going to even bother trying, after all, he's not my dad, he can't tell me what to do.


Sidenote: I doesn't how to video.

Edited by Quickdraw Crobat, 08 June 2015 - 11:01 AM.

[MarineTech]

Damnit...

Quickdraw.... Monkey Spanner Miter Susceptible Herbicide


I thought I got that order wrong.

Oh, and Quickdraw. Hardhat Ectoplasm Fondue Rapidity

Now Quickdraw will yell "PUDDING!!!!" repeatedly while dispensing my justice upon mine enemies.

(obligatory mwaaahaaahaaahaaaahaaaaaa and all that."



I can videos

Edited by MarineTech, 08 June 2015 - 11:06 AM.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech owns a bee the size of a truck. He threatens bears with it for no particular reason.

[BerserX]

Quickdraw and MarineTech were recently omitted to Happy Dale Sanitarium.



Left to right: Quickdraw Crobat, MarineTech, Peter Lorie (no, seriously!)

Edited by BerserX, 08 June 2015 - 11:44 AM.

[MarineTech]

I was not. I'm very comfortably resting in my room at the State Home For The Not Quite All There.

BerserX gave me my initial tour at the Happy Dale Sanitarium.



That's when I chose the other place. It's much more dank and dreary and considerably better for the brooding I like to do.

[StompingOnTanks]

BerserX is actually my secret weapon who I program using key words as well.

For example, Gas Hydrothermal Neptune Yardsale Manatee.

Edit: MarineTech is actually NinjaTech.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 08 June 2015 - 12:08 PM.