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[MarineTech]

Virlutris has no appreciation for people that are thorough in their endeavors.

[Virlutris]

MarineTech, on 27 October 2016 - 12:52 PM, said:

Virlutris has no appreciation for people that are thorough in their endeavors.

Au contraire mon amie.

I said noting to disparage your murderous maiming of mimes.

It doesn't hold a candle to how thoroughly you shine your dress shoes, but I appreciate your attention to detail nonetheless. It means I can use them to shave, because the reflection's just that good.

Edited by Virlutris, 08 December 2016 - 05:13 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Virlutris is called "Giant Helper," not because he is a big help, but because he helps giants. He mostly helps by finding things for them that they drop. Can you imagine a giant trying to pick up a penny he dropped? It's tough stuff! Instead of going through the aggravation of trying to spot something so small with their oversized eyes, the giants just call 1-800-Big-Help and have Virlutris come out and find it for them. He'll even pick it up and deposit it back into their pocket with his handy dandy crane so that the poor giants don't have to try to pinch it between two of their ham-fisted fingers.

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 stole November. When interrogated by the Temporal Enforcement Agency, he admitted the month had already been broken down into spare moments to be sold on the black market.

[Virlutris]

Sparks has been holding American Thanksgiving hostage since 2 December, when he purchased it from a sketchy looking dude selling days out of the back of an even sketchier looking box van with a roll up door.

No one's likely to notice for a while, but sometime late next year Sparks will make a mint off his "investment." He's playing the long game.

Edited by Virlutris, 14 December 2016 - 10:15 AM.

[MarineTech]

Virlutris graduated with honors from the University of Robert the Looney. He now holds a Masters Degree in Looney Studies.

[Virlutris]

Yeah, I went to good 'ole URL, and I'm darn proud.

Marine Tech got his mech pilot's license by snail mail correspondence course for Home Technical Trade Provincial Schools (HTTPS), and drove industrial mechs for Wie's Wandering Wreckers doing sub-contract salvage work after big battles.

Gotta say, I admire the kind of determination it takes to work your way into the military industrial complex by that route.

[MarineTech]

While many scientists were baffled by strange radio signals for years, before discovering they were pulsars, Virlutris was not so easily dissuaded.

He has spent years analyzing the signals and believes he now understands what the pulsars are actually saying.

He is about to introduce a paper to the scientific community that will present the first true translation of what pulsars are saying. According to him, it's "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm spinning, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech was knocked back in the final stages of planning approval for a playground designed especially for pulsars. The approval committee noted the playground would be "likely to cause a decrease in property values" due to the properties concerned being obliterated by close proximity to nuclear fire. MarineTech is fighting this decision in the courts, claiming it as an equal opportunity violation against pulsars.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy is incredibly proud to live in Straya. Particular because of the fact that most of the critters that live there are some of the strangest on the planet. (We're looking at YOU Mr Platypus)

Unfortunately, Sparks just became aware of the jerboa. This lion tailed, kagaroo legged, rabbit eared, squirrel critter is right up there on the bizarre list. It looks like somebody put it together from spare parts from other animals.

See what I mean?

Not wanting Straya to lose it's place on the weird critter list, Sparks has taken it upon himself to relocate all the jerboas to Queensland. He is currently working to drum up financial support for this endeavor, although many Strayans are reluctant to help and point out problems caused by similar programs in the past. Notably cane toads and rabbits.

[Virlutris]

Marine Tech lobbied hard to have the Praetorian Legion's name spelled with the letter "Æ" from the Danish alphabet, because he's secretly infatuated with all things Danish.

Alas, it was not to be.

[Sizzles]

Virlutris just fell into an open trap door.

When he was warned to stop, he responded by making an obscene hand gesture and shouting "You cant tell me what to do!"

His next step carried him down into the basement.

Though it will be of small comfort, he was indeed correct in his statement that we cannot tell him what to do.

[Alexandra Hekmatyar]

The user above me is the master MWO player of all times, for he is no human but a Dogoo!
I would say look it up and then ask yourself, how this awesome player is kicking our bum bums without hands or paws!

[Sparks Murphey]

Lady Alexandra Cousland holds the Free Worlds League record for Most Civil Wars Participated in Simultaneously. During a live television interview from the front lines (which also turned out to be the back lines), she even punched herself in the face for being a government lackey.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphy was the bloke that punched the kangaroo in the gob in the viral video. He's staying low-key on his fame though because it was actually a test to see how well he could protect the jerboas from the natural Australian wildlife.

[Sizzles]

Marine tried 5 Gum recently. Luckily we had cameras on hand.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles has been trying to work his way up to 5 Gum. 1 Gum was easy, and he was able to get past 2 Gum without too much trouble. When he got to 3 Gum though, things went awry.

[XphR]

After posting this MarineTech decided to try another go at his pack of time fold inter dimintsional gum. Resulting in a large lack of posts to this thread.

[Athom83]

XphR is secretly a robot who is playing this game to increase his knowledge of mech vs mech combat to one day upload his consciousness into a computer hivemind collective to wage war across the Earth with an infinate swarm of Urbanmechs.

[Virlutris]

Athom83, on 20 April 2017 - 11:40 AM, said:

XphR is secretly a robot who is playing this game to increase his knowledge of mech vs mech combat to one day upload his consciousness into a computer hivemind collective to wage war across the Earth with an infinate swarm of Urbanmechs.

Athom83 is the Blakeist agent charged with secret oversight and discreet facilitation of XphR's "Urban Warfare™" program.

Failure of the project is "discouraged," so Athom83 is watching XphR's progress very closely.