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#41 Smitti

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 02:52 AM

Marack Drock is actually only three feet tall, allowing him to do said handstand IN a Catapult.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 09:09 AM

Marack Drock secretly fistbumps his Steiner emblem.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 01:27 PM

Stomping On Tanks once emerged victorious from a Solaris championship using only an elastic band, a paper clip, the collective works of Christopher Moore and a piece of porterhouse steak.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 01:33 PM

Rumor has it Smittiferous can build any mech you want overnight if you give him 100 tons of scrap metal and 50,000 C-Bills.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:05 PM

StompingOnTanks used to work at the Anheuser-Busch brewery in Missouri, but was fired after he was caught cosplaying as Godzilla in the cold-storage room and pretending to destroy Tokyo.

#46 Smitti

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:51 PM

Prosperity Park knows the secrets of Comstar, such as _

[PARAGRAPH REDACTED]

[TRANSMISSION TERMINATED BY ORDER OF COMSTAR ROM PENDING INVESTIGATION OF CHARGES OF TREASON]

Edited by Smittiferous, 03 January 2014 - 04:54 PM.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 05:00 PM

Smittiferous isn't a good person to tell your darkest secrets to.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 05:01 PM

StompingOnTanks still thinks digital watches are a pretty cool idea.

Edited by bar10jim, 03 January 2014 - 05:01 PM.


#49 Smitti

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 05:37 PM

Bar10jim is the direct successor to Bar09jim. Details of the succession are unclear however, and there is a human-sized lump under the Persian carpet in Bar10jim's abode.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 05:56 PM

Smittiferous, despite his name, is not Smitt nor ferous.

Edit: Marack Drock likes to post three milliseconds before I do.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 03 January 2014 - 05:56 PM.


#51 Smitti

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 06:32 PM

StompingOnTanks contacted me last night in regards to the rumours regarding myself turning scrap into mechs, thus enforcing the belief, in his mind, that I am a worker of iron and steel, hence a smith of the ferrous, and am indeed, Smittiferous.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 06:35 PM

Smittiferous is very clever at making up comebacks. :D

#53 Smitti

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:19 PM

StompingOnTanks once set a altitude record for unpowered flight in an Urbanmech.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:27 PM

The recoil from six Gauss rifles can be surprising...

Smittiferous once set a sniping record in a stock Hunchback HBK-4G.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 08:01 PM

Marack Drock can do a 13.3 second quarter mile.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 08:09 PM

To Marack: He rolled two sixes. :ph34r:

Smittiferous once tripped while running in a Cicada and died to fall damage.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 03 January 2014 - 08:10 PM.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 08:33 PM

Marack puts syrup on his bacon.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 08:49 PM

StompingOnTanks' personal best is four hundred and two, What this number means however, is unclear.

Edited by Smittiferous, 03 January 2014 - 08:49 PM.


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 03:57 AM

Smittiferous likes to use machine gun in atlas.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 05:46 AM

19cico96 eats 12-mans for breakfast, washes it down with the distilled tears of a thousand MetaWarriors, and picks his teeth afterwards with pug bones.





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