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[Smitti]

Marack Drock is actually only three feet tall, allowing him to do said handstand IN a Catapult.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock secretly fistbumps his Steiner emblem.

[Smitti]

Stomping On Tanks once emerged victorious from a Solaris championship using only an elastic band, a paper clip, the collective works of Christopher Moore and a piece of porterhouse steak.

[StompingOnTanks]

Rumor has it Smittiferous can build any mech you want overnight if you give him 100 tons of scrap metal and 50,000 C-Bills.

[Felicitatem Parco]

StompingOnTanks used to work at the Anheuser-Busch brewery in Missouri, but was fired after he was caught cosplaying as Godzilla in the cold-storage room and pretending to destroy Tokyo.

[Smitti]

Prosperity Park knows the secrets of Comstar, such as _

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[TRANSMISSION TERMINATED BY ORDER OF COMSTAR ROM PENDING INVESTIGATION OF CHARGES OF TREASON]

Edited by Smittiferous, 03 January 2014 - 04:54 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Smittiferous isn't a good person to tell your darkest secrets to.

[bar10jim]

StompingOnTanks still thinks digital watches are a pretty cool idea.

Edited by bar10jim, 03 January 2014 - 05:01 PM.

[Smitti]

Bar10jim is the direct successor to Bar09jim. Details of the succession are unclear however, and there is a human-sized lump under the Persian carpet in Bar10jim's abode.

[StompingOnTanks]

Smittiferous, despite his name, is not Smitt nor ferous.

Edit: Marack Drock likes to post three milliseconds before I do.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 03 January 2014 - 05:56 PM.

[Smitti]

StompingOnTanks contacted me last night in regards to the rumours regarding myself turning scrap into mechs, thus enforcing the belief, in his mind, that I am a worker of iron and steel, hence a smith of the ferrous, and am indeed, Smittiferous.

[StompingOnTanks]

Smittiferous is very clever at making up comebacks.

[Smitti]

StompingOnTanks once set a altitude record for unpowered flight in an Urbanmech.

[StompingOnTanks]

The recoil from six Gauss rifles can be surprising...

Smittiferous once set a sniping record in a stock Hunchback HBK-4G.

[Smitti]

Marack Drock can do a 13.3 second quarter mile.

[StompingOnTanks]

To Marack: He rolled two sixes.

Smittiferous once tripped while running in a Cicada and died to fall damage.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 03 January 2014 - 08:10 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack puts syrup on his bacon.

[Smitti]

StompingOnTanks' personal best is four hundred and two, What this number means however, is unclear.

Edited by Smittiferous, 03 January 2014 - 08:49 PM.

[xCico]

Smittiferous likes to use machine gun in atlas.

[Smitti]

19cico96 eats 12-mans for breakfast, washes it down with the distilled tears of a thousand MetaWarriors, and picks his teeth afterwards with pug bones.