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[wanderer]

Sizzles is incapable of singing the Doom Song. He has however been known to yodel the lyrics on occasion.

[Nightmare1]

Wanderer once tasted the rainbow and is now suing Skittles for the rights.

[BerserX]

Nightmare is heavily addicted to the "Make up a Fun Fact about the Person Above You" and "Blame the Person Above You" threads. He has been wandering the block, scratching his arm, and asking people to post. I am posting out of pity, to temporarily relieve his pain until he posts again.

[Nightmare1]

BerserX is the only one who understands me!

[Virlutris]

Nightmare1 is considered the world's foremost expert on pocket lint.

At least on Alshain.

Not a lot of folks think about pocket lint on Alshain, though they're pretty open to discussion about it.

[MarineTech]

Virlutris does things.

Strange...

Bizarre...

Likely illegal...

Things.

[Virlutris]

Marine Tech is enamored of the use of elipses.

[Nightmare1]

Virlutris is known for speaking with ellipses. It makes for very halting conversation. When forewarned, many people mistakenly assume he speaks with a lisp of some sort, and then readily engage him in conversation. Hours later after a painstakingly slow discussion, they find themselves weeping inside while discreetly checking the time on their watches.

[Sizzles]

Nightmare has acquired the 'Mystery box of plot importance.'

Now he just has to figure out when is the proper time to open it.

[Sparks Murphey]

A device was built that, based on whether or not a certain carbon-14 atom underwent fission, would forcibly insert Sizzles into the Mystery Box of Plot Importance before it was given to Nightmare1. Until the Box is opened, we can't be sure if he is trapped in the Box with a live and angry cat, or if he is free and wondering what Erwin Schroedinger did with his cat.

[BerserX]

Sparks Murphy's original name was going to be "Napalm Murphey," but after failing to earn his campfire badge in boyscouts, he decided to cut back the intensity from "Napalm" to just "Sparks." To this day, he still has trouble starting a fire. After much practice, he finally mastered the art of striking a match.

[Nightmare1]

BeserX tried to lift the hammer of Thor but failed miserably. Then, he recalled the caveat that Captain America and Iron Man arrived at in The Avengers 2. Acting quickly, he slid a thin piece of metal plate between the hammer and the floor and lifted that up instead, holding it like a sandwich on a dinner tray. Odin was none to pleased about this, but BerserX hired the same legal defense that Hillary Clinton used to defeat her recent FBI investigation. Once convinced that BerserX had not "intended" to subvert his "Whosoever is worthy" requirement, Odin begrudgingly granted BerserX Thor's powers.

Now, BerserX spends his days flying around the stratosphere visiting popular tourist destinations to improve his golf game.

[Sizzles]

Nightmare is a whimsical death glob of neurons.

[Nightmare1]

Sizzles is jealous because he isn't whimsical.

[BerserX]

I admit it. I did weasel my way into getting Thor's power, but that's more imaginative and rewarding than Nightmare's "whimsical" scheme of hanging toilet paper in the trees outside Odin's palace the Night before Ragnarok!

...Okay, maybe Nightmare was pretty imaginative...

[Nightmare1]

BerserX is a highly realistic figment of my imagination. He just doesn't realize it yet!

[BerserX]

Nightmare can find Waldo.

...Everytime.

[Nightmare1]

BerserX can punch so hard that he can break wind with his fist!

[MarineTech]

Nightmare can punch so hard, he breaks his fist with the wind.

He never drank his milk as a child so his bones are very fragile.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech likes to milk a thread for all its worth, then sell it as cheap alternative to regular milk at his local dollar store.