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The Carrion Crows - Join The Murder
Started by Lysander Voidrunner, Jan 12 2014 11:48 PM
645 replies to this topic
#62
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Posted 14 February 2014 - 09:25 AM
MWO got you down? Not digging the new UI? Mechlab giving you the eebie-jeebies? Come talk to our certified Carrion Crow lifestyle experts to make it all go away.
www.CarrionCrows.com
www.CarrionCrows.com
Edited by Lysander Voidrunner, 14 February 2014 - 09:25 AM.
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:27 AM
Good Corp. I like it.
#66
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- Bad Company
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 11:09 AM
Great guys! Great Friends! and a damn lethal unit! Those seeking a merc unit will find no better!
#67
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 01:52 PM
Bump---- And definitely join the Murder, this corps is the best.
#68
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 08:21 PM
Don't go it alone, we are bad to the bone.
#69
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 07:55 AM
Join the crows and crush some ****. And cars. And nubs. And have a jolly good time doing it too!
Oh and since it is international woman's day I would like to invite all you badass girls to join us for an evening of debauch....I mean "gallantry"
Oh and since it is international woman's day I would like to invite all you badass girls to join us for an evening of debauch....I mean "gallantry"
#70
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 03:28 PM
Come one come all! We accept all levels of skill in degeneracy and decrepency. We don't judge, we just have a good time with everyone we talk to!
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:13 AM
A recent report by the institute of advanced newbery based in newbville proved that joining the Crows is an effective anti-noob maneuver that can greatly decrease your exposure to the negative effects of noobishness.
Known side effects of joining the Carrion Crows:
Incontinence in enemies, lost sleep due to a never ending winning streak, appearance of pee bottle near PC area, rapid C-bill production, purple nurple, and increased libido in surrounding opposite sex population.
Known side effects of joining the Carrion Crows:
Incontinence in enemies, lost sleep due to a never ending winning streak, appearance of pee bottle near PC area, rapid C-bill production, purple nurple, and increased libido in surrounding opposite sex population.
#72
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 04:52 AM
This just in. Fresh off the press!
We have unconfirmed reports of mechwarriors supposedly affiliated with the Carrion Crows turning to dishonourable tactics and employin them with dreadful efficiency to rob otherwise victorious teams of their rightful victories! A frustrated victim called them skilless noobs and trolls all the while lamenting his 27 damage output.
Of course we will keep you all updated as the situation unfolds.
We have unconfirmed reports of mechwarriors supposedly affiliated with the Carrion Crows turning to dishonourable tactics and employin them with dreadful efficiency to rob otherwise victorious teams of their rightful victories! A frustrated victim called them skilless noobs and trolls all the while lamenting his 27 damage output.
Of course we will keep you all updated as the situation unfolds.
#73
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 05:56 AM
like a crow ready to descend upon its prey....
#74
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 09:50 AM
Ooh I really like that picture. Great shot of a rusty old fan...
#75
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 10:29 AM
Wow, you just called Don rusty and old. He isn't rusty at all.
#76
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 12:08 PM
Yes. That was a typo. I fully realize that he is crusty...
Edited by Lysander Voidrunner, 08 March 2014 - 04:26 PM.
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Posted 09 March 2014 - 08:48 AM
Daylights savings got you all grumpy? No problem, our patented Carrion Crows formula will help you deal with it. Not only will you no longer see the sunlight, but we'll also make you forget what time it is!
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Posted 10 March 2014 - 06:43 AM
Got no time to play? Feel Luke a noob due to your obligations? No prob, join the crows and we'll help you enjoy the game once again!
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Posted 11 March 2014 - 08:42 AM
Are you part if the 84% that does solo drops in a multiplayer game? Asking yourself questions about joining a player run unit? Come check us out, we won't disappoint!
#80
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 06:38 AM
What does it mean to be a mechwarrior? Better yet what does it mean to play mechwarrior? Is it a job or is it supposed to be your time off, relaxing and blowing shit up with people that share your mindset? Come find the answer with us.
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