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[Heffay]

I actually saw you BOTH on yesterday. And it's a full moon. And I finally managed to herd 24 cats together to do some in-game recording.

Oh, and our offer on a new house just got accepted about 30 minutes ago.

It's been a good week.

[Egomane]

Oh... devious plan...
Step 1: Flood the FWL with lots of cheap bacon cake
Step 2: The FWL forgets about reproducing
Step 3: Wait 80 years
Step 4: March into the former FWL territory. The last defenders are few and all old men and women, fat from bacon cake.
Step 5: Profit

[Heffay]

Egomane, on 15 January 2014 - 01:41 PM, said:

Step 4: March into the former FWL territory. The last defenders are few and all old men and women, fat from bacon cake.

So, you just made them the winners of the conflict. What did you get? Nothing. What did they get? 80 years of bacon cake!

[DaZur]

Sandpit, on 15 January 2014 - 01:20 PM, said:

And THAT'S why Marik is the best faction

I'm beginning to question my present affiliation if I can get bacon cake instead of lutefisk in my c-rations...

[Roadbeer]

Yeah, I don't see

that as a loss.

I for one welcome

our bacon cake

delivering Liao

Overlords.

[Sandpit]

Egomane, on 15 January 2014 - 01:41 PM, said:

Oh... devious plan...
Step 1: Flood the FWL with lots of cheap bacon cake
Step 2: The FWL forgets about reproducing
Step 3: Wait 80 years
Step 4: March into the former FWL territory. The last defenders are few and all old men and women, fat from bacon cake.
Step 5: Profit

I encourage this! Mainly because I'll be dead or way to old and feeble to care at that point. So win-win for me!

[Egomane]

Heffay, on 15 January 2014 - 01:47 PM, said:

So, you just made them the winners of the conflict. What did you get? Nothing. What did they get? 80 years of bacon cake!

Yeah, but now I can use the FWLs production capacity to produce even more bacon cake until all of the inner sphere is mine and with it all the bacon cake.

Of course you will point out the flaw of the plan. That I will die of old age before that happens. But because of a special bacon diet I'll live forever! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Roadbeer]

What he doesn't realize

is that 'special bacon diet'

is based off of covertly

packaged

"House Marik" brand

space bacon.

Who's playing the

long game now?

[Heffay]

Sell them bacon, have them cook it into bacon cake, deliver back for free...

Yeah. We have a winner in this conflict. The rich, fat, old, happy people who outsourced the management of their retirement planets to a bunch of ungrateful, poor, hungry and bitter occupiers.

[Roadbeer]

And that, my friends

is why Space Democracy

and Capitalism will

win, EVERY time.

[Sandpit]

Heffay, on 15 January 2014 - 02:15 PM, said:

Sell them bacon, have them cook it into bacon cake, deliver back for free...

Yeah. We have a winner in this conflict. The rich, fat, old, happy people who outsourced the management of their retirement planets to a bunch of ungrateful, poor, hungry and bitter occupiers.

We use Liao and Davion to do the low-cost (swetashop) mass production. So really it's an endless cycle that lets Marik continuously reap profits, eat bacon, and pew pew pew

[DaZur]

Roadbeer, on 15 January 2014 - 02:09 PM, said:

space bacon.

Hey... that was my Commstar adult film actor name!

Or was it my nickname due to the wrinkled visage of my? ....

... Never mind.

[Roadbeer]

OP is gonna be

mad when he

returns to his

thread tomorrow.

[Egomane]

Roadbeer, on 15 January 2014 - 02:23 PM, said:

OP is gonna be

mad when he

returns to his

thread tomorrow.

Why should he be? We added bacon and therfore made it better.

[Roadbeer]

Hot cosplay

and bacon cake.

It's like a birthday

wish come true.

[Sandpit]

NOW this thread is total win

[DaZur]

Sandpit, on 15 January 2014 - 02:34 PM, said:

NOW this thread is total win

"I got not words"...

And that's no small feat on my part!

[Roadbeer]

Someone always

takes it too far

[Sandpit]

Well I can't post the bacon bra so I had to find family friendly alternatives

[Roadbeer]

Edited by Roadbeer, 15 January 2014 - 03:21 PM.