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[Mike Forst]

Here are the unofficial rules of K-Town. You probably won't get in trouble for breaking them but who knows?

• non left justified posts are forbidden
  
• farting while posting is permitted but please don't post about farting no one needs to know that
  
• posting at 12:34 pacific time is forbidden. that's a weird time and any posts made then might be cursed
  
• post post post
  
• posting about piloting your mech while having a drink is acceptable but please remember to drink and mech responsibly
  
• do not post the unlucky number it is really unlucky and the incident it caused the last time it was posted was very hard to contain
  
• please do not debate the merits of crab over lobster or vice versa. they are both filthy ocean floor crawlers and should be shunned
  
• shameful posting is prohibited
  
  • subrule 1: asking other people for their stuff is shameful and will be treated accordingly
• the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is only meant to be applied to Anders' posts. Do not try to apply it to your or anyone elses posting. Anyone attempting to do so accepts all responsibility.
  
  • A.P.E.S. is an experimental tool that is still undergoing development.
    
  • Anders may himself try to apply this tool but the results may not be valid.
    
  • Do not ask about what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is, I am not allowed to discuss it.
    
  • Attempts to discover what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) may be dealt with harshly. This is for your own good.
    
  • Anders himself is not allowed to know what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is. Anyone discovering what it is and leaking it to him will also be dealt with harshly.
    
  • Failure to read the above and below subrules and understandingthem do not absolve you in the case you accidentally violate them.
    
  • This rule may be modified at any time at my discretion. If these rules are modified, I am not required to notify you of the change but you are still bound by it.
    
  • Seriously, don't break this rule. It could be bad for your health.

This post will be updated with more unoffical rules as they are discovered and adopted. Thanks for reading.

[AaronWolf]

I farted whilst posting...

[Sandpit]

You forgot complimentary mandatory cake

[Mike Forst]

AaronWolf, on 17 January 2014 - 11:42 AM, said:

I farted whilst posting...

mods?

[AaronWolf]

Destined, on 17 January 2014 - 11:43 AM, said:

banned

Mike Forst, on 17 January 2014 - 11:43 AM, said:

mods?

Well now I got more time for my drugs!

[DonVincenzo]

Sorry.

[Mike Forst]

A new rule has been found:

• posting about piloting your mech while having a drink is acceptable but please remember to drink and mech responsibly

OP has been updated

[AaronWolf]

DonVincenzo, on 17 January 2014 - 11:47 AM, said:

Sorry.

This reminds me of someone in particular...

Edit: BARNEY! I KNEW IT!

I love you. You love me. We're a Happy-Fam-a-leeeee.

Edited by AaronWolf, 17 January 2014 - 11:50 AM.

[mashed]

Why did I log in for the first time in ages just for this thread. Something is wrong with me.

[Roadbeer]

Just you try

and stop me.

[DonVincenzo]

Sorry I are foreign and NOT very good at internet englishe posting forum board.

Edited by DonVincenzo, 17 January 2014 - 11:49 AM.

[Bagheera]

Mike Forst, on 17 January 2014 - 11:41 AM, said:

Here are the unofficial rules of K-Town. You probably won't get in trouble for breaking them but who knows?

• non left justified posts are forbidden
  
• farting while posting is permitted but please don't post about farting no one needs to know that
  
• posting at 12:34 pacific time is forbidden. that's a weird time and any posts made then might be cursed
  
• post post post

#5. In contrast to Rule #3, all posts at 4:32:10 pst are sacred.

Also, I believe the correct wording of #4 is "Never Not Post."

[Mike Forst]

mashed, on 17 January 2014 - 11:48 AM, said:

Why did I log in for the first time in ages just for this thread. Something is wrong with me.

well i have it on good authority that you were born and raised on an island so that probably has something to do with it

[AaronWolf]

mashed, on 17 January 2014 - 11:48 AM, said:

Why did I log in for the first time in ages just for this thread. Something is wrong with me.

You should see your local Mech-Mechanic for a regular checkup.

[Roadbeer]

Bagheera, on 17 January 2014 - 11:50 AM, said:

"Never Not Post."

That is, the official

battle-hymn, of the

Post Lerian Jihad.

[Mike Forst]

Bagheera, on 17 January 2014 - 11:50 AM, said:

#5. In contrast to Rule #3, all posts at 4:32:10 pst are sacred.

Also, I believe the correct wording of #4 is "Never Not Post."

no both of these are wrong sorry

[DonVincenzo]

I'm wondering if proper capitalization and punctuation are a big NO-NO in here? If so it should probably be noted in the rules. I certainly would not want to risk moderator action for this.

[AaronWolf]

Mike Forst, on 17 January 2014 - 11:52 AM, said:

no both of these are wrong sorry

[Sandpit]

Destined, on 17 January 2014 - 11:54 AM, said:

Mike's Rules Thread brings all the trolls to the yard

Jury is out on whether that's a good or bad thing

[Mike Forst]

New rule:

• do not post the unlucky number it is really unlucky and the incident it caused the last time it was post was very hard to contain

The OP has been updated