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[Sandpit]

No name and shame guys but in the comedic words of Jeff Mechsworthy

You know you're a troll if....

You know you're a troll if every time you see you name mentioned in a post, you high five yourself (because you have no friends)

[Alaskan Nobody]

You know you're a troll if....

You log into forums for a game you (presumably) hate so you can tell people how bad it is.

Edit: thanks Smitt

Edited by Shar Wolf, 19 January 2014 - 12:06 AM.

[Smitti]

Shar Wolf, on 18 January 2014 - 11:14 PM, said:

You know you're a troll if....

.... You log in just to correct Shar Wolf on his spelling, punctuation or grammar

Edited by Smittiferous, 19 January 2014 - 12:04 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Yeah I've been misspelling that one a lot lately

You know you are a troll if you leave your (usually negative) feedback.... in the new player portion of the forums

[Smitti]

You know you're a troll if you have long, uncut talons, excessive, matted body hair, foul odor, a nasty disposition, frequently lacking pants and occasionally a green palor.


Or if you happen to be the mythical creature, oft found under a bridge.

[Hayashi]

You know you're a troll when you hide under a bridge all the time in River City.

I did that for months before they finally realised Commandos were taking 10 times the amount of expected damage from missiles.

The resultant experience makes the game now feel like a cakewalk.

[StompingOnTanks]

You know you're a troll if you're the guy that runs away and hides on the edge of the map laser-sniping people when you're the last guy on your Skirmish team. God I hate Spiders sometimes...

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 19 January 2014 - 05:46 AM.

[Sandpit]

You know you're a troll if...

You know you're a troll if you have more email accounts for alts than you have kills in the game

[Alaskan Nobody]

Niko Snow, on 20 January 2014 - 03:05 PM, said:

You know you're a troll if...

Niko tells you to Stahp It.

Is that directed at us... or referencing another topic?

You know you are a troll if.... you think throwing axes are better than bows and arrows.

[Sandpit]

You know you're a troll is Niko spends more time in PMs with you than you spend talking to your S.O.

you also know you're a troll if you post in any topic defending how great Locusts are lol

[Hexenhammer]

How much trolling would a trolling troll troll if trolls trolled for trolls?

Edited by Hexenhammer, 20 January 2014 - 03:56 PM.

[Rebas Kradd]

You know you're a troll if people wonder what career lets you hang around forums and post this much.

[990Dreams]

Spoiler

• If your username is Roadbeer ( )
  
• If you own more than 2 Mechs that can move at 120+ KPH
  
• If you have said SQUAK more than 10 times in a single match.
  
• If you reply to every insult with "awwwwwwww thanks "
  
• If you have corrected more than 5 posts on grammatical grounds.
  
• If you have the Roadbeer stamp of approval.
  
• If you have ever posted in K-Town.
  
• If you are the reason a thread is in K-Town.
  
• If you have been banned from posting.
  
• If you are recognized in some way for your rep in K-Town.
  
• If you have fulfilled more than 10 of the items on this list.
  
• If you have made a list this long.
  
• If you have ever liked your own post.
  
• If you have ever said something totally unrelated to the topic at hand.
  
• Cake.
  
• 
  
• If you have devised a way to annoy a specific person/set of people, "fer teh lolz."
  
• If you can sing the Troll Song.
  
• If you have the Troll Song bookmarked.
  
• If you have ever posted the lyrics to the Troll Song.
  
• If someone has ever cussed you in game.
  
• If someone has ever rage-quit after you trolled them.
  
• If someone cussed you out and then rage quit.
  
• If you have the BBCode for the troll song embedded video on a text document just for posting.
  
• If you can predict when a thread is going to Jettisoned/K-Town.
  
• If you read all of this so far.
  
• If you laugh at these because you remember when you did such and such and then blah blah...
  
• When your location is dedicated to trolling.
  
• When your sig is dedicated to trolling.
  
• When you join a match and someone recognizes you and says something negative.
  
• When you have learned another language so you can troll more efficiently.
  
• When you have spiky purple troll hair.
  
• When you get a TL;DR reply to your list of YKYATI.

Edited by DavidHurricane, 20 January 2014 - 04:57 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

TL;DR.

[Sandpit]

DavidHurricane, on 20 January 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

Spoiler

• If your username is Roadbeer ( )
  
• If you own more than 2 Mechs that can move at 120+ KPH
  
• If you have said SQUAK more than 10 times in a single match.
  
• If you reply to every insult with "awwwwwwww thanks "
  
• If you have corrected more than 5 posts on grammatical grounds.
  
• If you have the Roadbeer stamp of approval.
  
• If you have ever posted in K-Town.
  
• If you are the reason a thread is in K-Town.
  
• If you have been banned from posting.
  
• If you are recognized in some way for your rep in K-Town.
  
• If you have fulfilled more than 10 of the items on this list.
  
• If you have made a list this long.
  
• If you have ever liked your own post.
  
• If you have ever said something totally unrelated to the topic at hand.
  
• Cake.
  
• 
  
• If you have devised a way to annoy a specific person/set of people, "fer teh lolz."
  
• If you can sing the Troll Song.
  
• If you have the Troll Song bookmarked.
  
• If you have ever posted the lyrics to the Troll Song.
  
• If someone has ever cussed you in game.
  
• If someone has ever rage-quit after you trolled them.
  
• If someone cussed you out and then rage quit.
  
• If you have the BBCode for the troll song embedded video on a text document just for posting.
  
• If you can predict when a thread is going to Jettisoned/K-Town.
  
• If you read all of this so far.
  
• If you laugh at these because you remember when you did such and such and then blah blah...
  
• When your location is dedicated to trolling.
  
• When your sig is dedicated to trolling.
  
• When you join a match and someone recognizes you and says something negative.
  
• When you have learned another language so you can troll more efficiently.
  
• When you have spiky purple troll hair.
  
• When you get a TL;DR reply to your list of YKYATI.

You gotta learn to space it out! lol

btw what is tl;dr?

[Kenyon Burguess]

you know your a troll if...

your friend is in a random pug drop and is witness to an in match forum discussion and your name is dropped.

[Sandpit]

You know you're a troll if you choose in game to debate "new and exciting" topics about MWO

[Rushin Roulette]

Smittiferous, on 19 January 2014 - 12:19 AM, said:

You know you're a troll if you have long, uncut talons (Check), excessive, matted body hair (Check... but I shaved myself once last Millenium), foul odor (Nope... Oh wait... check), a nasty disposition (only against those I troll and as long as it doesnt get personal... after that its just boring), frequently lacking pants (frequently lacking what?.. P. S. Does this mean women or Scotsmen of your species are more often Trolls?) and occasionally a green palor (Heck yea... especially Saturday mornings afternoon after a long friday night out).


Or if you happen to be the mythical creature, oft found under a bridge.

comments above... in the quote .

Niko Snow, on 20 January 2014 - 03:05 PM, said:

You know you're a troll if...

Niko tells you to Stahp It.

Been there, done that and and has the souvenir T-shirt ;

http://mwomercs.com/...-update-111459/


Btw. A real troll is not out to harm anyone with his actions. What the OP is describing is not a troll, but more of a recluse.

Edited by Rushin Roulette, 21 January 2014 - 05:02 AM.

[990Dreams]

Sandpit, on 20 January 2014 - 08:21 PM, said:

btw what is tl;dr?

Too Long;Didn't Read

[Heffay]

You know you're a troll if...

You see a private message and you're afraid to click on it because your initial assumption is that Destined or miSs is yelling at you again for trolling.