174 replies to this topic

[King Arthur IV]

embrace you inner douchiness and let it all out here. anything that you feel may have been douche flavor is acceptable.



exhale your toxic douche breath as a detox process.

[Heffay]

I don't even know what this is about.

[Sandpit]

I resent that remark!!!

He's saying, I won in a match so I should be a douche to people because I was lucky enough to win a match

Heffay, on 29 January 2014 - 10:55 AM, said:

I don't even know what this is about.

[Heffay]

Sandpit, on 29 January 2014 - 10:56 AM, said:

I resent that remark!!!

He's saying, I won in a match so I should be a douche to people because I was lucky enough to win a match

Yah, but what specifically about this matched caused him to think his opponents were douches?

[DaZur]

Destined, on 29 January 2014 - 10:40 AM, said:

sorry man, sent to the place where douches live.

To be clear... We "visit". Aaaand occasionally bake cakes.

It's like a day program for the socially challenged but it's open 24/7.

[Sandpit]

He's not saying his opponents were douches, he's saying he was being a douche and the rest of us should be as well.

[DaZur]

Sandpit, on 29 January 2014 - 11:46 AM, said:

He's not saying his opponents were douches, he's saying he was being a douche and the rest of us should be as well.

According the the community intelligentsia we represent the apex douche predator vertebrates... We even have opposable thumbs and everything!

Sounds like a job for the Wonder-douches!

Let's mash our fists together and activate our superpowers; "In the form of a white knight"! (I'm assuming you'll morph into a forum troll... but that would be presumptuous) Feel free to take the shape of whatever internet based stereotype you desire.

[Sandpit]

DaZur, on 29 January 2014 - 12:12 PM, said:

According the the community intelligentsia we represent the apex douche predator vertebrates... We even have opposable thumbs and everything!

Sounds like a job for the Wonder-douches!

Let's mash our fists together and activate our superpowers; "In the form of a white knight"! (I'm assuming you'll morph into a forum troll... but that would be presumptuous) Feel free to take the shape of whatever internet based stereotype you desire.

wonder twin powers activate

[DaZur]

Sandpit, on 29 January 2014 - 01:15 PM, said:

wonder twin powers activate

The fact that I know you're a dude and you elect to take the form of a voluptuous iteration of the White Queen (the banter potential of the White Knight and White Queen is titillating in and of itself) has me in quite a quandary...

Oh, an don't you for a minute think I missed the innuendo of the "wonder twins"... I'm no amature in the game.

EDIT: Wait... I just realized that's Powergirl.. DAMN! there goes my "white" diatribe... I still got the twins though!

Edited by DaZur, 29 January 2014 - 02:09 PM.

[King Arthur IV]

Destined, on 29 January 2014 - 10:40 AM, said:

sorry man, sent to the place where douches live.

as long as they can find it, it will fester muahahahaha
i have a feeling most douches arnt forum dwellers..... ohwell

Heffay, on 29 January 2014 - 10:57 AM, said:

Yah, but what specifically about this matched caused him to think his opponents were douches?

Sandpit, on 29 January 2014 - 10:56 AM, said:

I resent that remark!!!

He's saying, I won in a match so I should be a douche to people because I was lucky enough to win a match

you might need to look at it from a different angle. do douches even need a reason to be douches?!?!... ooo aaa... (o_O)
douches say things that sound like personal attacks but are they personal....?
there is no why, to why are douches being douches.

anywhooo post your douche moments and cleanse yourselves!!

[DaZur]

King Arthur IV, on 29 January 2014 - 01:55 PM, said:

Post your douche moments and cleanse yourselves!!

I could... But I would break the internet...

[King Arthur IV]

DaZur, on 29 January 2014 - 02:14 PM, said:

I could... But I would break the internet...

teach me!! i find it hard to keep that life style up.

[DaZur]

Destined, on 29 January 2014 - 02:54 PM, said:

You hurt my nerdness

LOL! You strike me as a very resilient person... I'm inclined to think you'll bounce back.

Nerdness is well known to have almost superhuman regenerative powers...

[Sandpit]

ok just for DaZur

[DaZur]

Sandpit, on 29 January 2014 - 08:53 PM, said:

ok just for DaZur

Now that's the White Queen.

That said, and I know I'm being picky... I don't care what superhuman / mutant powers you have... Ya ain't going to battle wearing those heels.

That's just an ankle sprain and hammer-toe waiting to happen...

[Bagheera]

Sandpit, on 29 January 2014 - 08:53 PM, said:

ok just for DaZur

I'll take two.

[DaZur]

Bagheera, on 29 January 2014 - 09:35 PM, said:

I'll take two.

Great... we're back to "the twins" again.

[Bagheera]

DaZur, on 29 January 2014 - 09:36 PM, said:

Great... we're back to "the twins" again.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Sandpit]

The "twins" make the world go round

[DaZur]

Sandpit, on 29 January 2014 - 09:44 PM, said:

The "twins" make the world go round

Well not directly... Our love of the "twins" drives our ambition to keep the world revolving.

Conversely, there's also the argument that our love of the twins is also the foundation of the ruination of man...