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[Bishop Steiner]

METABEAST

OH IT'S ON NOW!!!!!

Hmmmmmm.... Craig Steele is right, I did not sell enough to truly embrace Meta... allow me to fix that...
AcmeBrand TrueMeta

The new improved, ultimate meta mech!
Now upgraded to the true Meta endorsed AC5. Ammo is a little light by most standards, but hey, let's be real, if you are that concerned about epeen, you probably already have your Acme Aimbot Kit^tm.

Armor has been re-biased, because let's face it, as a proper poptart, it is simply inconceivable you will ever be flanked by a mobile, determined opponent!! Likewise, on a properly popped tart, your legs should never be exposed, so you need simply enough armor to avoid fall damage and the occasional splash hit from an Arty strike!

So act fast and order now!!! Operators are standing by!!!!!

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 11 February 2014 - 06:39 PM.

[Yiazmat]

ROFLMAO!!?!!?

[CygnusX7]

ECWHMPU!?!?

[Basskicker]

It's like a mini highlander, only much scarier. I look forward to seeing these in droves next time I log in...

[Malcolm Vordermark]

My God... What have you done?! You've destroyed us all!

[On1m]

LOL!

[DONTOR]

OMG! When i went home for lunch I bought that Cicada 3C we talked about yesterday, but I went with a mini meta build

ERPPC
AC5 (2tons ammo)
XL280

[Damocles69]

#meta

[CDLord HHGD]

I built one with 2x AC2s the other day. Not particularly effective, but it did surprise a few people. "HEY, THOSE AREN'T MGs!" That and it had nipple guns...

Or there's THIS little gem.....
http://mwo.smurfy-ne...8557e828dd13c21

[Bishop Steiner]

cdlord, on 11 February 2014 - 05:52 PM, said:

I built one with 2x AC2s the other day. Not particularly effective, but it did surprise a few people. "HEY, THOSE AREN'T MGs!" That and it had nipple guns...

Or there's THIS little gem.....
http://mwo.smurfy-ne...8557e828dd13c21

it appears you need help with you Meta-Fu, grasshopper!!!!
EMBER

[Craig Steele]

Too well armoured for an effective sniper I suspect.

[Bishop Steiner]

Craig Steele, on 11 February 2014 - 06:10 PM, said:

Too well armoured for an effective sniper I suspect.

Hmmmmmm.... You are right, I did not sell enough to truly embrace Meta... allow me to fix that...
AcmeBrand TrueMeta

The new improved, ultimate meta mech!
Now upgraded to the true Meta endorsed AC5. Ammo is a little light by most standards, but hey, let's be real, if you are that concerned about epeen, you probably already have your Acme Aimbot Kit^tm.

Armor has been re-biased, because let's face it, as a proper poptart, it is simply inconceivable you will ever be flanked by a mobile, determined opponent!! Likewise, on a properly popped tart, your legs should never be exposed, so you need simply enough armor to avoid fall damage and the occasional splash hit from an Arty strike!

So act fast and order now!!! Operators are standing by!!!!!

[Butane9000]

Could you not?

[Craig Steele]

Bishop Steiner, on 11 February 2014 - 06:39 PM, said:

Hmmmmmm.... You are right, I did not sell enough to truly embrace Meta... allow me to fix that...
AcmeBrand TrueMeta

The new improved, ultimate meta mech!
Now upgraded to the true Meta endorsed AC5. Ammo is a little light by most standards, but hey, let's be real, if you are that concerned about epeen, you probably already have your Acme Aimbot Kit^tm.

Armor has been re-biased, because let's face it, as a proper poptart, it is simply inconceivable you will ever be flanked by a mobile, determined opponent!! Likewise, on a properly popped tart, your legs should never be exposed, so you need simply enough armor to avoid fall damage and the occasional splash hit from an Arty strike!

So act fast and order now!!! Operators are standing by!!!!!

Sure fire winner, if I get 2 do I get a set of steak knives?

[Deathlike]

Oh boy... Bishop went full meta.

I'm not sure you want to go full meta.

[Monky]

No the most meta is a SHD with AC10 and PPC! PINPOINT WIZARD, SUCH A SUPPLE WRIST! PINPOINT WIZARD THERE'S GOT TO BE A TWIST!

[Sephlock]

I have seen beyond the bounds of infinity and drawn down daemons from the stars. . . . I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness. . .

(HP Lovecraft “From Beyond”, 16 November 1920)

Edited by Sephlock, 11 February 2014 - 07:59 PM.

[lsp]

You're such a douche, once again trying to attack anyone who plays the game in a way you don't approve of. Also poptarting mechs need leg armor, you take alot of leg shots if your using the JJ's to spread damage.

Edited by lsp, 11 February 2014 - 08:04 PM.

[Bishop Steiner]

lsp, on 11 February 2014 - 08:02 PM, said:

You're such a douche, once again trying to attack anyone who plays the game in a way you don't approve of. Also poptarting mechs need leg armor, you take alot of leg shots if your using the JJ's to spread damage.

Or maybe you are the one who is a douche, who has no sense of humor, and can't take a good natured joke? Buy larger panties, you might relax a little more. Still miffed I called BS on your elitist Ilya post and then witnessed your epic match fail in person?

Notice how you are the only person in the room to NOT get it? Usually that means the fail is on YOU.

But I forgot... you are a LEET. That means serious gamer, no time for jokes or smiling while you play! Oh so serious!!!!!!

Sephlock, on 11 February 2014 - 07:59 PM, said:

I have seen beyond the bounds of infinity and drawn down daemons from the stars. . . . I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness. . .

(HP Lovecraft “From Beyond”, 16 November 1920)

+1 for Lovecraftian quote. + another 1 for not being Isp.

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 11 February 2014 - 09:36 PM.

[Craig Steele]

lsp, on 11 February 2014 - 08:02 PM, said:

You're such a douche, once again trying to attack anyone who plays the game in a way you don't approve of. Also poptarting mechs need leg armor, you take alot of leg shots if your using the JJ's to spread damage.

In fairness, Bishop isn't exactly alone in a negative view of poptarts if that even was their view.

Forums is full of people expressing those who practice that meta game are rorting the mechanics.

I personally don't have a problem with pop tarters except many one shot torso's and seem to complain about how OP artillery is.

I think excellent players will one shot heads and relocate to a new position before artillery hits them. And full congrats to all those guys out there, I've met a couple unfortunately

So so players one shot torso's because the mechanics allow that and then complain about artillery taking them out cause well you know, they're to good to be killed. They just proved how good they are by rorting the mechanics to one shot that other guy.