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#1 poopenshire

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 03:47 PM

Why are you a newb?

Because you always call out the DC as the center map coordinates.
Because your only Headshot is on a teammate whose mech barely comes up to your waste.
Because your only goal is to be THE Rambo of MWO.
Because your too cool to press "R".
Because you think LRM boats are new.
Because you build DAKKA and still get below 100 damage (after 15 full minutes).
Because you hold a conversation while the rest of us fight.



Because you stick up for those who are guilty of above.

Everyone is guilty of the above at some point but what makes you really a newb, is that you don't learn from above. You continue on blindly believing your right and the world is wrong.

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Posted 09 May 2014 - 04:32 PM

Oh oh oh! It's interactive!

Because you think the Assaults and Heavies are supposed to scout for the Lights and Mediums.
Because you stop in any given doorway and try to back into everyone following you.
Because you continue to push forward when the first guy stopped and started backing up.
Because you can't seem to remember which button it is for the "zoom" command and just stumble along, shooting your teammates.
Because you can't figure out why your LRMs don't do any damage under 180m.


Because you think there's absolutely nothing wrong with the Matchmaker or public games.





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