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[Sigmund Sandoval]

Q: Why doesn’t everybody just take an Atlas, I mean its HUGE and full of guns and stuff?

A: Shut your AC-20 hole. Tonnage isn’t a win button in this game. Mobility is going to be a huge factor in this game of “role warfare”.

Q: Give me a beta key you jerks. Can’t you sense my awesomesauce up there in Canada? Jeez it’s obvious that it’s my god given right to play RIGHT NOW!

A: Shove it up your PPC you entitled twit. Nobody owes you anything. I feel entitled to winning the Mega Millions since I am poor, but I sure as hell don’t write my state senate about it and cry myself to sleep on my tear stained pillow.

Q: Whycome they make me pay $120 for stuff? Isn’t this supposed to be free to play? I want all my stuff for free and you should just do it out of the kindness of your own heart you profiteering dooty heads!

A: You ignorant commie stump. Nothing is for free, well…nothing good anyway, except for love, but that has always at least cost me the price of a nice dinner and some other entertainment. If you want servers to play on someone has to foot the bill, besides nobody is requiring you to do a gosh darn thing. So shut up and wait for the free game to come out. I suggest watching the Ion channel with a tub of ice cream to soothe your sandy lady parts.

Q: What are the chances of getting Unseen ‘Mechs? I want my Marauder darn it and no other ‘mech will do.

A: Crud on a stick, they are “Unseen” for a reason don’t you think? Yeah, there have been several redesigns, rumors about trademark agreements being made and all that jazz, but wouldn’t it seem logical that out of the HUNDREDS of designs out there that PGI might just want to go with some that won’t stand a chance of putting them through a litigious nightmare? It could cause this whole house of cards to implode. If they come they come. If not, there is plenty of Battletech to go around.

Q: What? I can’t play Clans? That’s dumb. Everyone should play Clans cuz they have cooler toys! Besides they are going to wipe the floor with everyone once they come into the Inner Sphere because they are so much better and have Timber Wolves and stuff.

A: Jane you ignorant ****. Need I remind you who actually won that tussle? The Clans will invade the Inner Sphere. It will be a great time for the game and gives us something to look forward to. I would think you would want to actually know how the game works before you start complaining about Clan balance issues or at the very least be more concerned about a steady stream of IS ‘mechs and content hitting the game before the Clans invade. It will happen, it will most likely be balanced in a way we can’t understand right now. Just cool your jump jets.

Q: I built a web site so I can be Khan of Clan Smoking Bat Monkey or Commander of the Grey Death Legion. I don’t care if it will change the storyline of the universe. Storyline is stupid anyways, everyone knows I am entitled to claim this title since I am totally a fan boy of it right?

A: Really? You want to override decades of fiction because you want to claim ownership of something that isn’t even yours? Sure I can be in a Liao/Kurita/Davion/etc. canon regiment, but keep in mind, nobody is going to be the commander of that regiment and we are certainly not going to make the calls as to where to fight and who to put in that fight. I feel your pain. I would love to be in the Wolfs Dragoons, but for now that’s not an option. I guess I will either go Davion or heaven forbid, be creative and start my own Merc unit.

[Droid on Roids]

Well... I'll give you this.. you certainly are 'opinionated'
Perhaps your statements would carry more weight if the juvenile insults & inherent bias were removed.
Thought this might have been an informed piece worth pointing out to other MWO FNGs but alas...

[Alfred VonGunn]

Droid on Roids, on 20 June 2012 - 02:40 PM, said:

Well... I'll give you this.. you certainly are 'opinionated'
Perhaps your statements would carry more weight if the juvenile insults & inherent bias were removed.
Thought this might have been an informed piece worth pointing out to other MWO FNGs but alas...

Read through the 150 pages of all the people crying over the stuff he just posted about.. Then you may understand the truth of the message:)

[Voss Korgan]

This might not be bad if it wasn't so dumb.

[Akula]

I honestly thought it was ok. Some people really need to just be given the blunt basics to get it drummed through their skulls.

[Rhavin]

I thought it was just as the OP meant it to be, funny and snarky with a giant serving of sarcasm. I give +2 internets.

[Solis Obscuri]

Why is this not pinned?

[Xetherius]

Sigmund Sandoval, on 20 June 2012 - 11:13 AM, said:

Q: Give me a beta key you jerks. Can’t you sense my awesomesauce up there in Canada? Jeez it’s obvious that it’s my god given right to play RIGHT NOW!

A: Shove it up your PPC you entitled twit. Nobody owes you anything. I feel entitled to winning the Mega Millions since I am poor, but I sure as hell don’t write my state senate about it and cry myself to sleep on my tear stained pillow.

I agree, feelings of massive entitlement are a terrible, and unfortunately growing, sentiment. Also, I'm Canadian, eh? Sorry 'bout not getting your Beta Key; we can't hear your whining through our tuques and earmuffs

[Ricama]

I think it's a wonderful attempt to translate reasonable arguments into whatever dialect of English idiots speak.

[BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON]

You made me chuckle OP, made me chuckle.

[Helvetica]

I want to be in Clan Smoking Bat Monkey

Edited by Helvetica, 20 June 2012 - 04:57 PM.

[Saevus]

+1, If you missed the intent of that post.......I've got nothing for you. Good luck in life I suppose.

[Sigmund Sandoval]

If you check any of my other posts they are not generally like this. I think that I just reached critical mass on some of the stuff I read here. Most of the community seems to be pretty level headed and intelligent but some knuckle heads never seem to get the point or even research their sophomoric queries. This was a purely selfish post, for that I apologize, but its one of those, "if the shoe fits, wear it" kind of things.

[Brien]

Saevus, on 20 June 2012 - 05:00 PM, said:

+1, If you missed the intent of that post.......I've got nothing for you. Good luck in life I suppose.

agree I received a nice chuckle from the post