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What Is " A Fun Standing Cockpit Item"?


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#1 Ronan

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 04:27 PM

Did I miss a tweet/reddit/something that explains the "fun standing Cockpit item" that is the freebie for the Active Player Reward?

I get "standing" and "Cockpit item"... I've got hula girls and such... but add "fun" and stir and I'm curious.

#2 Nathan Foxbane

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 04:32 PM

Nobody knows what the item is. Only that we will get it on the 23rd.

#3 Hans Von Lohman

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 04:35 PM

Use your imagination.

Oh, wait. This is the internet.

Ok, don't think of anything and just wait and see what the item will be. And for God's sake don't think dirty/kinky.

Too late, right?

#4 Damien Tokala

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 04:35 PM

It's an adult toy

#5 Kassatsu

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 04:36 PM

View PostDamien Tokala, on 17 September 2014 - 04:35 PM, said:

It's an adult toy


A miniature statue of your favorite mech?!

#6 Nathan Foxbane

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 04:39 PM

View PostKassatsu, on 17 September 2014 - 04:36 PM, said:


A miniature statue of your favorite mech?!

A Kit Fox statue?

#7 Levi Porphyrogenitus

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:00 PM

Clearly it's a mech decked out in a disco suit, cheesy sunglasses, and an afro wig, that plays bad music and dances whenever you take a hit.

#8 Christof Romulus

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:02 PM

No, it's a boat! You know how long we've always wanted one of those?!

#9 Carcass23

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:03 PM

It's a log.

#10 Mazerius

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:11 PM


Everyone needs a log

Edited by Mazerius, 17 September 2014 - 06:28 PM.


#11 Apnu

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:15 PM

View PostHans Von Lohman, on 17 September 2014 - 04:35 PM, said:

Use your imagination.

Oh, wait. This is the internet.

Ok, don't think of anything and just wait and see what the item will be. And for God's sake don't think dirty/kinky.

Too late, right?


No doubt. Rule 42 and all.

#12 orcrist86

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:15 PM

Paul Inouye bobblehead. It chuckles and yells "You got NERFED!" on every kill.

#13 Quxudica

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:16 PM

View PostHans Von Lohman, on 17 September 2014 - 04:35 PM, said:

Use your imagination.

Oh, wait. This is the internet.

Ok, don't think of anything and just wait and see what the item will be. And for God's sake don't think dirty/kinky.

Too late, right?


Well if you consider this is the internet, it's probably a pornstar with a cats head wearing a tumblr hat and eating a cheeseburger.

..Probably.

#14 Nemesis Duck

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:35 PM

Marketing talk.

#15 Mazikar

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 07:21 PM

I say its a bong.

You know all the Mechwarriors in Colorado already have one.

#16 VanillaG

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 07:22 PM

Hula Urbie.

#17 Mazikar

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 09:23 PM

well its a
  • A Clapping Surat Cockpit Item!






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