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#41 ShadowDarter

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 10:13 PM

wouldn't this be classified a genetically modified foods......

#42 errmoop0

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:44 PM

What a strange change of pace.

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 01:35 AM

As any good Lyran would have - I shorted ( http://en.wikipedia..../Short_(finance) ) the original company's stock that crossed these two breeds just hours before Lustrix' official announcement... profit, vested self interest, and caveat emptor - the three pillars of Success!

...and then I'll buy the competitor's stock at the new low price just after Lustrix' initial successes at approximating the successful crossbreeding but before COMSTOCK's tragic transloading catastrophe in orbit above Lustix' primary R&D facility... so sad, such a tragic loss of life that will be!!!

Edited by Prussian Havoc, 24 June 2012 - 01:44 AM.


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Posted 24 June 2012 - 01:59 AM

There is always the option of the Special Sauce or the Secret Herbs and Bacteria.

#45 Pvt Dancer

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 02:18 AM

Ahh... nothing starts a stream of responces like alien cross-breeding.

#46 Sumer Nivek

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 06:22 AM

We could use those in Iowa.

#47 TCB

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 06:32 AM

Don't think I will ever have a call for that.

Edited by TCB, 24 June 2012 - 06:33 AM.


#48 PirateLincoln

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 12:58 PM

Weird but Tasty!tm


...no Heavy Gear fans?

#49 ScrapIron Prime

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 06:14 PM

And how does it taste? Terra-bull. :(

#50 Renaissance

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 09:16 PM

I want to know how marbled the meat is, I have a 4th of July BBQ to cook at.

#51 Regina Redshift

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 06:16 AM

View PostSamuel Graves, on 24 June 2012 - 12:58 PM, said:

Weird but Tasty!tm ...no Heavy Gear fans?


You beat me to it.

"You might be a Badlander if ... you think that 'Weird but Tasty' describes the purple and green thing you just ate"

#52 Wolfgang Von Schmuck

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 02:00 PM

agent Von Putz's offical statement as an operative of the 'shady-chic' organization known as PWETA

"we here at People Who Eat Tasty Animals approve of this blending of the familar, and the fantastic. it actually tastes kind of like you'd expect what pork and beef genetically engineered to be one animal would taste like.
in other words: really (redacted) tasty.
stay tasty animals."

(in an unrelated note, the 'secret sauce' at Salad Palace is revealed to be a surprising animal byproduct not the 'synthetic meat substitute derivative' that it said it was at a press conference..news at 11, but with a warning: the secret of the not-so-secret sauce is graphic and mildly disturbing. we at PWETA are in no way responsible for you boycotting eating at Salad Palace, eating disorders, or spontaneous vomiting.
you have been warned.

#53 Kris Osis

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 04:50 AM

BBQ...yummy





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