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[phalanx]

This is a House Kurita themed version of the common "Things I'm no longer allowed to do in... " threads.


I am no longer allowed to:

1) Use C3 Technology to play TeamFortress2 with my Lance.
2) Fire my PPC into the air and call it "fireworks"
3) Tell the ISF attache that the person I can't stand in my Lance is a Davion Spy
4) Refer to Pesht District Units as "Parade Units"
5) Ask any Rasahaugians in my Regiment if they know how to make swedish meatballs
6) Accuse the Quartermaster of being a Lyran spy because the ammo shipment was late
7) Attempt to perform a Tea Ceremony in my Thunderbolt


What are you longer allowed to do in the Arm of the Dragon(Vets feel free to include MPBT3025,NBT,ISW,etc. references)?

[Dlardrageth]

- Wearing a pink man-kini and fake cat ears while piloting your Mech.

[Paladin Brewer]

Tarl punished me for running around Government House naked

[dcmchaos]

No longer allowed to "borrow" the Coordinator's Hover Limo and cal it "Ninja Training Time"

[Zeus X]

No more camping trips with commanders named "Hawk".

[Chauffeur]

8) dull my commander's knife before he goes before a review committee.
9) False Flag as a Steiner Assault lance using only Mediums.
10) paint my mech in red bodysuit paint and call her Taki.
11) Call out my commander for stealing my kill.
____11a) Not that I'm implying you stole my kill sir. Please leave my other hand alone.
12) Hack into other lance's C3 systems
____12a) Especially not for cybersex
13) Scream "The Black Ship has come!" whenever an enemy dropship arrives.
14) Mouth off to anyone whose last name is Kurita.

Edited by Chauffeur, 21 November 2011 - 07:58 PM.

[Wraith 1]

I am no longer allowed to destroy hrothgar dropships and all the 'mechs defending it so I can get a nice shiny Kodiak Prime...

[DocBach]

Chauffeur, on 21 November 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:

12) Hack into other lance's C3 systems
____12a) Especially not for cybersex

LOL, this one reminds me of something I did in real life - in Iraq I was the driver for my platoon leader and a couple of missions he'd want to drive so I'd be the Truck Commander, meaning I had the Blue Force Tracker/FBCB2 Computer. You can see pretty much every vehicle in Iraq on a map overlay and select it to see information about it, or send them messages. I'd get bored and send messages to random units across the country asking them "A/S/L"

[Nitehawk]

Paladin Brewer, on 21 November 2011 - 02:09 PM, said:

Tarl punished me for running around Government House naked

I hope Tarl took it to you. The image is burned into my mind

[Sheogorath]

No longer allowed to scream "BANZAI!" over the external speakers while in battle

[Alizabeth Aijou]

15: Acting as a taxi for O5P/Nekakami operatives.
15b: Ditto, but for DEST operatives.
15c: Ditto, but with a mix of O5P, Nekakami, and DEST operatives at the same time.
16: Hang risqué pictures/paintings of Natasha Kerensky in my Cockpit.
16b: Ditto, but with Jasmine Isu in her younger years.
16c: Ditto, but with Tomoe Sakade in her younger years.
16d: Ditto, but with Omiko Kurita.
17: Yell "Shinpū Tokubetsu Kōgeki Tai!" over the external speakers while charging into battle.
17b: Yelling "Gyokusai!" instead.

Edited by Alizabeth Aijou, 22 November 2011 - 04:15 AM.

[Paladin Brewer]

I was suspended from DCMS for a few weeks actually. Tarl took his nudity very seriously.

Nitehawk, on 21 November 2011 - 11:25 PM, said:

I hope Tarl took it to you. The image is burned into my mind

[Jack Gallows]

Things I'm no longer allowed to do in the DCMS...hit on Omi Kurita

[Hunter McGee]

No longer allowed to use my D.E.S.T. suit to spy on the female showers.

[Kyll Long]

Things Im no longer allowed to do (and I ain't even in the DCMS): Feed Brewers ego

[Tarl Cabot]

Brewer, ki o tsuke nasai. We do not need another "incident".

Kyll Long, on 27 November 2011 - 03:11 PM, said:

Things Im no longer allowed to do (and I ain't even in the DCMS): Feed Brewers ego

Kyll - dekashita!!!

This made me choke and spew my saki.

[Paladin Brewer]

I know where you live Kyll

[Alexander Hadrios]

hmmm, i am no longer allowed to:

1. Install an illegal plugin into my mech allowing me to stream anime during battle and training.

2. Use afformentioned illegal plugin to stream Yaoi Hentai Anime to my commanders cockpit then blame it on my least favorite lance mate.

3. Try to start a religion venerating the Emperor where the standard reaction to bad things is to shout HERESY!!!

[Mekkillah]

Wraith-1, on 21 November 2011 - 08:08 PM, said:

I am no longer allowed to destroy hrothgar dropships and all the 'mechs defending it so I can get a nice shiny Kodiak Prime...

this wins. period.

[Belial]

18) Commit seppuku by ramming my 'Mech's own sword into its chest
19) Swat at aerospace fighters with said sword and call it "pest control"
20) Photoshop Omi Kurita in any manner whatsoever
21) Call Buddha "the fat dude on the couch"