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Things I'm no longer allowed to do in the DCMS


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#61 Adridos

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 01:19 PM

You are not allowed to pick Centurion instead of Dragon now. But who would? :D

You are not allowed to keep a bear as a pet. ;)

#62 Rabbit Blacksun

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 01:47 PM

>_>

Not allowed to scream for the horde when blowing up Damon

Not allowed to sell those video's of kurita girls gone wild .. ruler edition

Not allowed to paint the word chibi across the right muzzle of my Rifle man

Not allowed to paint Kawaii across the left muzzle of the same mech

Not allowed to chase civilians around in a locust while holding a conversation about the mongol hordes

APPERANTLY ... I am no longer allowed even in their space due to a sliiiiiight misunderstanding involving several women at a local bar and asking them if they wanted to "ride my dragon" ...

#63 whiskey tango foxtrot

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 02:03 PM

Ask house Liao if they have take out.......extra duck sauce please.

#64 Coralld

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 03:05 PM

In house Kurita, take out takes you out. ;)

#65 Rabbit Blacksun

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:24 PM

he got a point there ...

and they can all fly too O_O i saw it on a movie >_> crouching steiner hidden kurita ... (im going to a hot place were every one wears red PJ's for that one i know )

#66 Orcinus

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:44 PM

97) Shout "Come at me, bro!" while shaking my fist at a DCMS member

54) Shout "I challenge you to a duel!" while slapping a DCMS member with a glove

76) Shout "Banzai!" while tackling a DCMS member

-3.14) Hunt down members of the DCMS in order to perform the above actions

1p7b30c42@%3) Paperwork. :lol:

#67 Rabbit Blacksun

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 11:09 PM

00. Thou shalt not inform them that chuck norris can kick their butts
01. Thou shalt definitly not inform them the dragon is useless
02. Thou shalt most definitly not call them mr miyagi ...

#68 Kyll Long

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 01:47 PM

I'm no longer allowed to stand next to Brewer while drunk. Or say to him WAX ON........WAX..........................

#69 Opus

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 01:59 PM

View PostPhalanx, on 21 January 2012 - 12:51 PM, said:


47) Allow Mercenaries to read the full terms of their contracts.


Damn It....that's assuming we can read....

#70 Damon Howe

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 07:52 PM

-Mention anything about Kurita family members being arrested in the FRR....
-Mention anything about the DCMS's running tab in all FRR pubs.

#71 Rabbit Blacksun

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 08:07 PM

mention anything about turkey's after my last gift to CSR

#72 Damon Howe

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 08:19 PM

...pretty sure you can do that in the DCMS...

#73 SwordofLight

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 09:08 PM

Not allowed to do? I'm Sword of Light. That makes no sense to me. pfft "Not allowed to do." Typical Regulars.

-Don

#74 Kevin Kirov

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 09:27 PM

To the tune of I used to work in Chicago (Rugby Song)

I used to serve in the DCMS, as a mechwarrior
I used to serve in the DCMS but I dont anymore
An officer came in for mess I asked her what kind she'd like
Pork she said, Pork her i did.
I dont serve there anymore!

#75 SeDevri

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 11:51 PM

View PostAlexander Hadrios, on 29 November 2011 - 06:13 PM, said:

3. Try to start a religion venerating the Emperor where the standard reaction to bad things is to shout HERESY!!!



Win FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

#76 Damien Matashy

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 12:28 PM

Shoot my LRM/20 into the darkness and call them "magic missles"

#77 Teppudama

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 01:08 AM

No longer allowed to ask members of the Arkab Legion which direction they pray to on any planets with a binary star.

#78 Orcinus

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Posted 10 February 2012 - 11:30 AM

View PostDamien Matashy, on 07 February 2012 - 12:28 PM, said:

Shoot my LRM/20 into the darkness and call them "magic missles"

-Shout "Lightning Bolt!" every time I fire my PPC.

#79 80sGlamRockSensation David Bowie

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 03:44 PM

104) Use the term Weeaboo to describe someone repeating the word "chan-desu".

#80 Polymorphyne

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:52 AM

:Fire my weapons at the clearly superior House Davion Forces





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