16 replies to this topic

[Noesis]

Please can a bacon cooking item be added as an in game cockpit item. This is important!

[Thumper3]

Eating bacon while piloting is a vital part of my matches, to have a pan of cooking bacon on my dash would be awesome.


MMmmmm, taste the reactor!!!

[Logenn]

Don't be a Fascist, vote YES for BACON!

[LAxalife]

This is highly needed, especially if they can make it sizzle when your mech over heats.....that would be an item I would buy.

[Noesis]

LAxalife, on 06 October 2014 - 08:07 PM, said:

This is highly needed, especially if they can make it sizzle when your mech over heats.....that would be an item I would buy.

Genius, ride the line for nice and crispy.

[Rushin Roulette]

Why do people think that streaky Bacon is special? I mean you get the stuff near an oven and it withers up in shame (only good for sauces and ontop of meat... I prefere what the British use as Bacon. Still thin, still shrivels up in the pan... but at the end of cooking it still has meat on it.

Edited by Rushin Roulette, 07 October 2014 - 08:05 AM.

[Burktross]

Mmm... delicious coordinated merc corp. spam--- I mean bacon.

[Kalimaster]

lol.
Love the idea. Now my pilot can have his arteries clogged.

[Noesis]

I appreciate this may cause an issue with dieting, vegan, vegitarian and perhaps some jewish mechwarior pilots.

As a result it may be necessary to allow more items to be available on the menu to use with this cooking aparatus.

I however "prefer" bacon which does not casue too much of an ethical dilemma for me assuming appropriate care and dutiful management is applied to the pig providing it during their lifetime.

**** No kittens were killed or goats sacrificed in the creation of this suggestion ****

[WonderSparks]

Templar-suggested bacon? I would eat buy that.

[Levi Porphyrogenitus]

One of the best things about BattleTech is the ability to run a vent straight from your reactor into your cockpit, so you can cook a new batch of bacon with every shot from your PPC.

[Darth Futuza]

Now mechs aren't just tools of war, but tools for survival.

[Noesis]

Further potential blueprints for a bacon dispenser:

[DI3T3R]

To all the baconsexuals: Shove that bacon up your bacon. Seriously. That joke is done. And I don't mean "well done". I mean as done as a plate of bacon after you have had your way with it.

[mad kat]

Rushin Roulette, on 07 October 2014 - 08:04 AM, said:

Why do people think that streaky Bacon is special? I mean you get the stuff near an oven and it withers up in shame (only good for sauces and ontop of meat... I prefere what the British use as Bacon. Still thin, still shrivels up in the pan... but at the end of cooking it still has meat on it.

You sir are my new forum hero, wish i could like this more than once. 5 star forum rating for you.

Jamie oliver was doing bacon sanwhiches last night. And back bacon is always better than the virtually all fat no meat streaky

Edited by mad kat, 14 October 2014 - 06:30 AM.

[Noesis]

DI3T3R, on 14 October 2014 - 04:39 AM, said:

To all the baconsexuals: Shove that bacon up your bacon. Seriously. That joke is done. And I don't mean "well done". I mean as done as a plate of bacon after you have had your way with it.

Unfortunately, "I dont personally" have an appropriate frame of reference to be able to understand your analogy.

[borris385]

I would gladly sell all of my lrm mechs including my beloved lrm locust in order to own such a prestigious item as a bacon sizzler