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[RalphVargr]

Greetings!

Ralph's Poodles is the merc unit for you, if you simply want to drop without the drama. We want player's whose elo's are as close to zero as possible. The only rules are PGI's, and Ralph's.

We play for fun, and the laughs, not the wins. (Winning would be nice...)

Ralph, an ex-NCO and officer in RL does not want petty tyrants in his life. The basic rule is not to be a jerk. No team killing, trash-talking, or lecturing the other players. Out Of Bounds, shutting down with still operating weapons, and blue-on-blue, and you can be booted without warning (although you will probably be warned). Wacky tactics are NOT verboten (especially if they work), and the funnier they are, the more likely you will be promoted. We love the unintended falls into lava or lower levels...

Oh. No politics, or religion, or sexual stuff. Go away.

There are no applications. We only offer a TS server for comm's. (We offer access to our coffers/stuff, of course, after a reasonable case is made). There are no required donations, and no set lore/faction biases. We fight for whoever pays us.

MWO is hard. Games should be fun. Our merc group is made up of people the others consider deadweights. Practices are optional. We are not getting paid enough to make this a job.

Ralph prefers that we be available from 1900-2200 Central (US) time, or from 1300-1700 Central on weekends. Ranks will usually be assigned on the lowest level, starting from Private (no wacky titles). Ralph asks that the group as a whole should agree that players deserve promotions. When Ralph isn't around, the senior should take charge. Usually.

Note: there is only ONE Ralph. Start causing drama, and you will wake the old, arthritic dog up, and he will not be happy. If PGI or Ralph isn't happy with the group, it will be disbanded, no refunds.

PM Ralph for an invitation, and access to the TS server. We have a 15 person limit on the server, so invitations will stop being accepted once that is full. You may be invited back, though. Bad behavior on the TS server, and Ralph will boot you. You have been warned.

Time for some zany fun, at last! Be a Poodle!

[RalphVargr]

Anybody else here "F-Troop" fans?

[Mordale]

Good Luck Guys!
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See you on the battlefield,...If you need so match buddies let us know!

[RalphVargr]

After having seen the premiere of CW, it's time to bring the curtain down on my comedy production.

I'm disbanding the unit. There are no other members, no one else has contributed to the unit coffers, so no one else is out funds.

The new galaxy map is pretty. And, I picked a faction that is down to two other planets, besides it's own home world. That tells me it's time to walk away.

Hello, solo queue! Back where I belong.