2. The thunderous song of your twin AC-5s, sending a constant steam of fire downrange
3. The font of joy that springs forth from your bountiful 6 tons of ammunition
4. The happy birdsong of your AMS sweeping clean the morning dew of LRMs
5. Your stoic soul of ferrofiberous shielding me every step of the way
6. The sparkling showers that light the field as you strip away the armor of the unworthy at 1400 mts
7. Your queen like posture letting us shoot from the shoulder as we chastely shield your virtue behind cover
8. The quirky alacrity of your fire rate that lets me put four rounds in the air at 1000 mtrs and surprise our foe
9. The steady ice water that flows through your veins and double heatsinks, never letting me lose my cool
Oh dearest BJ-1DC how I love thee!
Edited by Johnny Slam, 21 November 2014 - 07:47 PM.