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[Alistair Winter]

So I'm walking through Viridian Bog in my Locust. I notice there's something very weird about the jungle there. It doesn't look natural. It feels... wrong.

I start looking around, and my suspicions were quickly confirmed. I've found numbers of Atlas assault mechs made into zombies by what can only be described as plant-like tentacles.

Cthulhu has arisen.















Original credit to this furry guy.

[Molossian Dog]

I always worry about Cthulhu.

You would be mad not to.

Ftaghn!

[zagibu]

Beware the Swamptlas! Ever so slowly it creeps closer when you turn your back, until suddenly...

[Hillbillycrow]

They are all Atlas K's, for obvious reasons.

[xengk]

On one of the grid, if you stare at the water, a red tentacle will break the surface for a few seconds.
I though I was going insane the first time I saw it in the heat of battle.

IA! IA!

[DjPush]

You win the award for best post of the day sir! Made me smile. More people should have your attitude in this game.

[NinjaTom]

Its good to see fun forums like these

too many bad victor challenge ones right now.

[Tom Sawyer]

For poop and giggles I spent some in the training grounds on the bog trying to kill one of those lobsters. I used lasers. I used balistics. Air strikes, artillery, stomping.

Then I heard the whispers. Come to me under the sea. I commed back but there is no under water map.

The monsterous laughter that followed had me quickly running to a death match.

[Satan n stuff]

Looks like the stars are almost right, I'm positively gibbering in anticipation.

[MischiefSC]

A PSA, because I worry about each one of you.

[Myke Pantera]

Feel the need to play Arkham Horror next weekend

[Unnatural Growth]

Uh...

Me thinks someone is perhaps off their meds?

[DAYLEET]

The book The Call of Kthulhu (dont spell its name right you fools!) is like 80 pages long, you have no excuses for not reading this awesome story at least once in your life and do it now.

Edited by DAYLEET, 23 November 2014 - 03:27 PM.

[Molossian Dog]

No excuse at all. Do it. See you in R´lyeh!

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Hey! HEY! Waitaminute!
Now I get it. And it was oh sooo obvious!

And here I thought the map designers screwed up.
You know, like at Canyon center or at the top of HPG.
When my shots hit invisible walls...
When I got stuck on pebbles...
It wasn´t a glitch. No mere aberration.

Non-euclidian geometry.

It explains everything.

Edited by Molossian Dog, 23 November 2014 - 05:32 PM.

[Alistair Winter]

Molossian Dog, on 23 November 2014 - 05:25 PM, said:

And here I thought the map designers screwed up.
You know, like at Canyon center or at the top of HPG.
When my shots hit invisible walls...
When I got stuck on pebbles...
It wasn´t a glitch. No mere aberration.
Non-euclidian geometry.
It explains everything.

Oh god. Oh god. Ohgod ohgod ohgod ohgod ohgod ohgod...

[Joseph Mallan]

MischiefSC, on 23 November 2014 - 01:45 PM, said:

A PSA, because I worry about each one of you.

I lost that book in Oceanside CA, a month later after coming home to Michigan, found it in my book drawer in my desk.
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I love that book!

[Blood Rose]

But.... I....
*Checks calendar*
*sees no full moon*
*Looks out of window*
*Sees full moon*
*Sees unspeakable horror rising and moving slowly towards him*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH gjbnskjfndjshfovhj kcndkjhfhrebhfhdsgfvhndrekednhgbrhbgdsbfhrbfjlxdnzchfkbrfsfhldhjskbfvlidznfoihgildzngfpihgpiuhngfdhjgfrjbgchfbgkjdfbgbfjgnfkljbgvkljfghgdfjgtjg

*Asylum is called, straightjacket is applied*

*Found dead in padded cell, having chewed through own wrists*
*walls covered in strange symbols drawn in his own blood*
*Strange things begin to happen*

[Lily from animove]

Alistair Winter, on 23 November 2014 - 07:32 AM, said:

So I'm walking through Viridian Bog in my Locust. I notice there's something very weird about the jungle there. It doesn't look natural. It feels... wrong.

I start looking around, and my suspicions were quickly confirmed. I've found numbers of Atlas assault mechs made into zombies by what can only be described as plant-like tentacles.

Cthulhu has arisen.















Original credit to this furry guy.

I am mostly worried about the atlas with that red head xD

except that, I heard seafood is healthy. and I swear I may adjust my lasers t be possible to cut off and roast that squid rings.in the same step.
But either they gonna taste godly, or just very very old.

Also eating all mankind? Why? look at us all the chemicals medical replacements and "upgrades", make up and stuff, I guess we taste horrible at all. So after the first metropole being eaten he may vomit and go home by our disgusting taste.

Edited by Lily from animove, 24 November 2014 - 05:01 AM.

[Alistair Winter]

Lily from animove, on 24 November 2014 - 04:57 AM, said:

I am mostly worried about the atlas with that red head xD

It doesn't have a soul.

See what I did there?



In D3, there's a tentacle writhing in the water. Pretty sure it's a tentacle. Could also be a Cthulhu mandible.

[Y E O N N E]

It's not Cthulhu...

...it's the Great Kroll!