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#1 moderatepudding

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 06:48 PM

DISCLAIMER: My posting persona is not necessarily representative of my true personality and/or soul and/or self

Hello everyone, I was going to make a post in the hiring hall but then I realised only the truly desperate MWO groups would ever read it so I don't want to be associated with the plebs who post in it.

I've played off and on since late closed beta, quitting most recently when 12 person groups and ghost heat were added(I think it was the same patch, and was over a year ago at this point?). I've always been above average to fantastic at just about everything(sniping, brawling, light mechs), and while I've had some severe teething issues getting back into the game, I'm quickly becoming just as good as I used to be, although I am pretty bad about torso twisting and making use of more than 2 weapon groups.

My archived stats, embarassing and bad:

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These are just from the most recent period in which I played the game, something like May 2013 to whenever 12 person groups and ghost heat and gauss charging were implemented.

My current stats:

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More embarassing and bad than the archived ones, although they're perhaps a little front-loaded on the bad side and a pretty small sample size. However, I currently have almost two and a half kills and 475 damage per round on average with the firestarter I like most, which is really what I'm banking on here since nothing else looks impressive currently(although since I realised how to play it my KDR in the dire wolves has risen from below .5 to where it currently stands).

I'm looking for a competitive group that isn't filled with misogynistic and/or racist and/or homophobic white nerds. I am nearly completely out of the loop as far as the meta goes, but as far as I can tell the best mechs in the games are clan mechs that just use er large, large pulse, and er medium lasers, and maybe some gauss rifles. The only real competitive experience I have is I led a team for the Word of Lowtax during Run Hot or Die in December~ 2012 made up of a semirandom assortment of mostly incompetent players to victory against a group that seemed fairly tryhardy named Paragon, which I'm assuming has long since died off like most competitive groups.

My sense of humour ranges from self deprecating to semi ironic narcissism.

I currently casually play with(and will likely continue playing with) the remnants of the vaguely competitive group I used to be a part of, but there aren't(and never will be) enough of them to actually do any sort of CW/competitive stuff.

edit: I forgot to say that I'm an NA player who works 50-70 hours a week so I'm not exactly available 24/7.

Edited by moderatepudding, 03 December 2014 - 08:21 PM.


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Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:15 PM

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Admiral Ahern is not impressed.

As a Unit recruiter, I will give you a couple of tips.

1) Don't insult Units so freely. A lot of good ones actually do hire out of the Hiring Hall. You're shooting yourself in the foot by being so dismissive of them.

2) Don't say you're the greatest Light pilot, say you've been gone for a year, put up some marginal stats, and then try to excuse them.

3) Don't be racist like you were in paragraph 7, line 1. It's not an attractive attribute to Units seeking pilots.

Work on those three things and you may hear from someone. Otherwise, you'll probably be taken for a troll. ;)

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 07:51 PM

View PostNightmare1, on 03 December 2014 - 07:15 PM, said:

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Admiral Ahern is not impressed.

As a Unit recruiter, I will give you a couple of tips.

1) Don't insult Units so freely. A lot of good ones actually do hire out of the Hiring Hall. You're shooting yourself in the foot by being so dismissive of them.

2) Don't say you're the greatest Light pilot, say you've been gone for a year, put up some marginal stats, and then try to excuse them.


I'm not really sure that you "get" me, or who admiral ahem is

View PostNightmare1, on 03 December 2014 - 07:15 PM, said:

3) Don't be racist like you were in paragraph 7, line 1. It's not an attractive attribute to Units seeking pilots.


holy cr*p are you 4 real

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 08:00 PM

View Postmoderatepudding, on 03 December 2014 - 07:51 PM, said:


I'm not really sure that you "get" me, or who admiral ahem is



holy cr*p are you 4 real


I suspect that you are simply trolling and not seriously seeking a Unit. If you are, you have a distinctly strange sense of humor that may inhibit you from finding a Unit. If the latter scenario is true, then you may wish to reword some of your "recruit me!" post. :)

Admiral Ahern is a character from the original Mass Effect video game. He is overly critical of your character's performance throughout the game's simulator training missions. :rolleyes:

...That's a bit of my own strange brand of humor. ;)

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 08:25 PM

View PostNightmare1, on 03 December 2014 - 08:00 PM, said:


I suspect that you are simply trolling and not seriously seeking a Unit. If you are, you have a distinctly strange sense of humor that may inhibit you from finding a Unit. If the latter scenario is true, then you may wish to reword some of your "recruit me!" post. :)

Ok I added a disclaimer to the top of my post. I'm completely serious in that I'll play with the least gross most competitive group I'll find

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 08:36 PM

Those play times on those stats are a little low, looks like you're still facing off against scrubs

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 08:56 PM

View PostNight Fury76, on 03 December 2014 - 08:36 PM, said:

Those play times on those stats are a little low, looks like you're still facing off against scrubs

It's almost all group play so I regularly end up against 10-12 person teams that at least pretend to be organised

Edited by moderatepudding, 03 December 2014 - 08:57 PM.






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