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#1 ColonelMetus

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 10:34 AM

Greetings friends. I think king crab should walk sideways like a irl crab. Maybe give it quirks so it gos faster like this and give it a superior torso twist so it can raise it's claws at you and run away sideways. Also king crab should have really big claws that can stab badguys in the heart... and pinch

#2 theta123

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 10:36 AM

And also it should get an ink pouch, to help it escapes its enemies!!!


Edited by theta123, 06 December 2014 - 10:36 AM.


#3 Apocryph0n

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 10:36 AM

+1

And make *clack clack* sounds all the time.

AND give it a "Why Not Zoidberg?" Warhorn. <3

#4 Levi Porphyrogenitus

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 10:37 AM

And if you kill a King Crab and have the correct module (lemon butter sauce) you get a special Crab Meat c-bill bonus.

#5 Ragnar Darkmane

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 10:41 AM

Even if this is probably the best proposal we had in a few weeks, it has to be pointed out that there are actually crabs that walk forward ;).

That being said, we all know how the game will look like in 10 days:

Edited by Ragnar Darkmane, 06 December 2014 - 10:42 AM.


#6 The Boz

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 10:42 AM

It really should come out with a pre-installed new "woop woop woop woop woop" speaker.

#7 InspectorG

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 10:54 AM

Should also come with butter packets:

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#8 King Arthur IV

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 11:04 AM

and disarm it self and create a decoy or explosive arm.

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#9 Burktross

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 11:13 AM

This should be priority number 1. Community warfare can wait.

#10 C E Dwyer

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 11:21 AM

The Victor should all ways win ?
The Stalker should always stalk and not be a LURM boat ?
The Atlas should always pose on the beach in a pair of Speedo's ?

#11 CocoaJin

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 11:30 AM

View PostKing Arthur IV, on 06 December 2014 - 11:04 AM, said:


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First thing to come to mind when I saw the .gif was, "during a temper tantrum, if toddlers could, they would". All that's missing is ghost annoying, drawn out "but Mommm!"

Edited by CocoaJin, 06 December 2014 - 11:31 AM.


#12 Brody319

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 11:33 AM

Give them the "Crab module" Allows them to scuttle, and if they lose an arm, they can grow it back after shutting down for 2 minutes.

#13 Shadow Magnet

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 11:36 AM

I thought, CW means Crab Warfare?!? :huh:

#14 Brody319

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 11:39 AM

View PostShadow Magnet, on 06 December 2014 - 11:36 AM, said:

I thought, CW means Crab Warfare?!? :huh:


It does.

#15 Johnny Slam

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 12:55 PM

View PostLevi Porphyrogenitus, on 06 December 2014 - 10:37 AM, said:

And if you kill a King Crab and have the correct module (lemon butter sauce) you get a special Crab Meat c-bill bonus.



And a small cup of melted butter!

#16 Alek Ituin

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 01:43 PM

View PostKing Arthur IV, on 06 December 2014 - 11:04 AM, said:

and disarm it self and create a decoy or explosive arm.

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"I don't need this arm anymore... I'll just leave it here."

#17 Milocinia

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 03:30 PM

View PostThe Boz, on 06 December 2014 - 10:42 AM, said:

It really should come out with a pre-installed new "woop woop woop woop woop" speaker.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

And more yes.



#18 Belorion

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 05:20 PM

So always run around torso twisted... same thing

#19 Captain Stiffy

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 05:24 PM

View PostKing Arthur IV, on 06 December 2014 - 11:04 AM, said:

and disarm it self and create a decoy or explosive arm.

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#20 ColonelMetus

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Posted 06 December 2014 - 05:43 PM

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