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[killer panzer]

ive seen several posts taht request particular mechs because they are cool looking or have the biggest stick to bask an opponent over the head with. i wana see the exact opposite now. what is the ugliest peace of slag anyone has seen. the kind of mech that makes you soil your pants not because its the biggest bruiser on the field but because your mind is blown by the sheer ugliness. the ugly can be used as a lethal weapon. ok, i think you get the gist of it.
with this, lets attach a picture of each mech that way we can all puke over the same ugliness
let us include the worst paint jobs in this. God knows a good paint job is also powerful.
Akuma
Falcon
Flea
Crab

Edited by killer panzer, 27 June 2012 - 05:19 PM.

[Akula]

Posted once, and I'll post it again.

I've give you... the Vanquisher.

Edited by Skringly, 27 June 2012 - 03:50 PM.

[Voodoo 6]

They're not very pretty but neither is the Jenner. Personally I think the Jenner is a hideous machine but decently built so I'll pilot it once in a while.

However I could get down with the flea, it's not hideous but it's up there with the Jenner.

But the falcon?
retarded

The crab?
...Why does it have a useless grabby-arm?

Akuma?
Trytoohardtoscareybecome

Edited by Voodoo 6, 27 June 2012 - 03:53 PM.

[killer panzer]

Skringly, on 27 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

Posted once, and I'll post it again.

I've give you... the Vanquisher.

yea, it vanquishes you by making you laugh so hard you bleed out.

[White Bear 84]

Skringly, on 27 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

Posted once, and I'll post it again.

I've give you... the Vanquisher.

This 'thing' looks like Jar Jar Binks out of Star Wars.. ..take it away, take it away! Here for reference:

Edited by White Bear 84, 27 June 2012 - 03:54 PM.

[killer panzer]

White Bear 84, on 27 June 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

This 'thing' looks like Jar Jar Binks out of Star Wars.. ..take it away, take it away! Here for reference:

i thought the same thing, but didn't wan to let my inner geek show too much.
"mesa gona eat ya nowa," *get back in the closet inner geek

[White Bear 84]

killer panzer, on 27 June 2012 - 03:58 PM, said:

"mesa gona eat ya nowa,"

Well you just came out now didnt you.

[Phil To Kill]

Skringly, on 27 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

Posted once, and I'll post it again.

I've give you... the Vanquisher.

ME SA VAN VANQUISHER!

[Steel Prophet]

Sagittare

[Cold3y3s]

Have you seen FD's redesign of the Crab? Look at that and you'll never call that mech ugly again.

[Mu]

I always thought the Uziel was ugly, despite being both useful and popular.

On the other hand the Stalker looked stupid enough that I loved it. HURR I AM BATTLEMECH



Although the MWO redesign looks cool.

[Endless Ike]

Anything with 4 legs

[TripleHex]

[Endless Ike]

TripleHex, on 27 June 2012 - 04:15 PM, said:

god, i didn't know they came with three legs...that's...awful

[killer panzer]

this is the super-secter urban combat vehicle. something that should be from stripes, i present the Urbanmech

[JudauAshta]

urbanmech

[Iskra]

Actually I don't see anything repulsive in Akuma or Flea design apart from that useless gun on chest (Akuma) and 2 ears (Flea), though Flea looks like imperial walker; Sagittare just looks badass I like it.
Stalker on other hand looks like 2 legs glued on half of zeppelin body, but MWO variant is much better, I agree.
Urbanmech looks like calimero

Edited by Iskra, 27 June 2012 - 04:23 PM.

[Surtr]

[killer panzer]

i think i found the greek God of ugly, and no wonder Hera hated the guy. the god of thunder because of a gas leak, ZUSE

Surtr, on 27 June 2012 - 04:21 PM, said:

its the Dorkbot.

i cant find the name of this thing. but look at those hips.

[Firefun]

Wow.. the last one is fugly..