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#1 killer panzer

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 03:40 PM

ive seen several posts taht request particular mechs because they are cool looking or have the biggest stick to bask an opponent over the head with. i wana see the exact opposite now. what is the ugliest peace of slag anyone has seen. the kind of mech that makes you soil your pants not because its the biggest bruiser on the field but because your mind is blown by the sheer ugliness. the ugly can be used as a lethal weapon. ok, i think you get the gist of it.
with this, lets attach a picture of each mech that way we can all puke over the same ugliness
let us include the worst paint jobs in this. God knows a good paint job is also powerful.
Akuma Posted Image
FalconPosted Image
FleaPosted Image
CrabPosted Image

Edited by killer panzer, 27 June 2012 - 05:19 PM.


#2 Akula

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 03:48 PM

Posted once, and I'll post it again.

I've give you... the Vanquisher.

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Edited by Skringly, 27 June 2012 - 03:50 PM.


#3 Voodoo 6

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 03:51 PM

They're not very pretty but neither is the Jenner. Personally I think the Jenner is a hideous machine but decently built so I'll pilot it once in a while.

However I could get down with the flea, it's not hideous but it's up there with the Jenner.

But the falcon?
retarded

The crab?
...Why does it have a useless grabby-arm?

Akuma?
Trytoohardtoscareybecome

Edited by Voodoo 6, 27 June 2012 - 03:53 PM.


#4 killer panzer

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 03:53 PM

View PostSkringly, on 27 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

Posted once, and I'll post it again.

I've give you... the Vanquisher.



yea, it vanquishes you by making you laugh so hard you bleed out.

#5 White Bear 84

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 03:54 PM

View PostSkringly, on 27 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

Posted once, and I'll post it again.

I've give you... the Vanquisher.

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This 'thing' looks like Jar Jar Binks out of Star Wars.. ..take it away, take it away! Here for reference:

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Edited by White Bear 84, 27 June 2012 - 03:54 PM.


#6 killer panzer

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 03:58 PM

View PostWhite Bear 84, on 27 June 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:


This 'thing' looks like Jar Jar Binks out of Star Wars.. ..take it away, take it away! Here for reference:



i thought the same thing, but didn't wan to let my inner geek show too much.
"mesa gona eat ya nowa," *get back in the closet inner geek

#7 White Bear 84

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:00 PM

View Postkiller panzer, on 27 June 2012 - 03:58 PM, said:

"mesa gona eat ya nowa,"


Well you just came out now didnt you. :)

#8 Phil To Kill

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:03 PM

View PostSkringly, on 27 June 2012 - 03:48 PM, said:

Posted once, and I'll post it again.

I've give you... the Vanquisher.

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ME SA VAN VANQUISHER!

#9 Steel Prophet

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:03 PM

Sagittare

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#10 Cold3y3s

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:06 PM

Have you seen FD's redesign of the Crab? Look at that and you'll never call that mech ugly again.

#11 Mu

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:09 PM

I always thought the Uziel was ugly, despite being both useful and popular.

On the other hand the Stalker looked stupid enough that I loved it. HURR I AM BATTLEMECH

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Although the MWO redesign looks cool.

#12 Endless Ike

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:11 PM

Anything with 4 legs

#13 TripleHex

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:15 PM

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#14 Endless Ike

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:16 PM

View PostTripleHex, on 27 June 2012 - 04:15 PM, said:

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god, i didn't know they came with three legs...that's...awful

#15 killer panzer

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:17 PM

this is the super-secter urban combat vehicle. something that should be from stripes, i present the Urbanmech
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#16 JudauAshta

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:18 PM

urbanmech

#17 Iskra

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:18 PM

Actually I don't see anything repulsive in Akuma or Flea design apart from that useless gun on chest (Akuma) and 2 ears (Flea), though Flea looks like imperial walker; Sagittare just looks badass I like it.
Stalker on other hand looks like 2 legs glued on half of zeppelin body, but MWO variant is much better, I agree.
Urbanmech looks like calimero
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Edited by Iskra, 27 June 2012 - 04:23 PM.


#18 Surtr

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:21 PM

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#19 killer panzer

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:26 PM

i think i found the greek God of ugly, and no wonder Hera hated the guy. the god of thunder because of a gas leak, ZUSE
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View PostSurtr, on 27 June 2012 - 04:21 PM, said:

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its the Dorkbot.

i cant find the name of this thing. but look at those hips.
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#20 Firefun

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 04:33 PM

Wow.. the last one is fugly..





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