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#1 Paramemetic

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Posted 27 December 2014 - 05:43 AM

CHIRPS - OFFICIAL DISPATCH

The Capellan Confederation is currently establishing camps for Davion refugees in Brighton, and refugees are spilling into the camps at an incredible rate! As the droves of refugees have assembled outside the camps, peacekeepers have been occasionally dispatched to maintain order, though for the most part the welcoming of these desperate droves has been without resistance! May the Chancellor's divine mercy shine upon these unfortunate souls and may they find eventual prosperity in the glorious worker's revolution!

The Capellan Confederation grants amnesty to previous Davion child soldiers, acknowledging their innocence in having been brainwashed and corrupted by their evil masters! Knowing this, Davion child-soldiers, once they come of age, may be accepted tentatively into the service of the Chancellor, that they might become rich and benefit from glorious worker's party activity. It should be noted that mercenaries in the service of Liao are paid nearly twice as much as the capitalist exploiters of Davion are willing to pay.

Edited by Paramemetic, 27 December 2014 - 05:43 AM.


#2 MischiefSC

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Posted 27 December 2014 - 03:32 PM

Is it true that Tetatae taste like chicken? I heard they taste like muppets.

We have plies of dead ones, piles and piles of them. Running out of places to stack dead Tetatae 'warriors' up so I was thinking about opening a fast food restaurant with them.

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Posted 27 December 2014 - 03:46 PM

CHIRPS NEWSLINE

Davion child soldiers have resorted to desecrating graves on planets disused by Noble Tetatae Warriors, in their hunger, a result of exploitation and poverty, child soldiers contemplate even eating noble Tetatae. Despite their extreme hunger, they seem to have resisted temptation to desecrate the bodies of these noble Birdwarriors, perhaps because of their understanding of avian divinity.

#4 StillRadioactive

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Posted 27 December 2014 - 03:55 PM

View PostParamemetic, on 27 December 2014 - 05:43 AM, said:

CHIRPS - OFFICIAL DISPATCH

The Capellan Confederation is currently establishing camps for Davion refugees in Brighton, and refugees are spilling into the camps at an incredible rate! As the droves of refugees have assembled outside the camps, peacekeepers have been occasionally dispatched to maintain order, though for the most part the welcoming of these desperate droves has been without resistance! May the Chancellor's divine mercy shine upon these unfortunate souls and may they find eventual prosperity in the glorious worker's revolution!

The Capellan Confederation grants amnesty to previous Davion child soldiers, acknowledging their innocence in having been brainwashed and corrupted by their evil masters! Knowing this, Davion child-soldiers, once they come of age, may be accepted tentatively into the service of the Chancellor, that they might become rich and benefit from glorious worker's party activity. It should be noted that mercenaries in the service of Liao are paid nearly twice as much as the capitalist exploiters of Davion are willing to pay.


I ain't even mad. I love this RP trash talk.

Had good fights on Maladar all day, despite a whisper attack on Davion's TS last night. Look forward to more good fights in the future.

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Edited by StillRadioactive, 27 December 2014 - 03:55 PM.


#5 MischiefSC

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Posted 27 December 2014 - 07:18 PM

View PostParamemetic, on 27 December 2014 - 03:46 PM, said:

CHIRPS NEWSLINE

Davion child soldiers have resorted to desecrating graves on planets disused by Noble Tetatae Warriors, in their hunger, a result of exploitation and poverty, child soldiers contemplate even eating noble Tetatae. Despite their extreme hunger, they seem to have resisted temptation to desecrate the bodies of these noble Birdwarriors, perhaps because of their understanding of avian divinity.


After serious research we have found that they taste like muppet.

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Fortunately this still leaves the primary option open.

That and we can mix invading Capella with bird hunting. Good allies, good fights, good eats!

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Posted 28 December 2014 - 09:43 PM

I enjoy threads like this.
Hey liao. St.Ives mean anything to you? lol Am I doing it right? :P

#7 BlakeAteIt

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Posted 29 December 2014 - 06:34 AM

Trade you for Ikast.





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