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[MischiefSC]

Old Kentucky is on the block now.



Our supply of bourbon banjos is threatened.

This can not stand. While the loss of cheap camper parts was bad I can not comfortably say that our great House can function properly with a shortage of bourbon and banjos.

Marik stops here. Trading worlds is one thing but Old Kentucky needs to stay gold.

[Funkadelic Mayhem]

no wonder 40+ old folk QQ they need PGI to aim 4 them! HAHAH old cant keep up with skill!

Edited by Funkadelic Mayhem, 03 January 2015 - 10:00 PM.

[Kjudoon]

You surrender to us? Very well, we accept.

[Roadbeer]

This is good news.
Even though we took the entire 3050 and 3051 batches as we bugged out, we drank most of it already (or marinated Spacebacon in it) Sooo... we'll be taking the planet back.

kthxbi

[MischiefSC]

Kjudoon, on 03 January 2015 - 09:58 PM, said:

You surrender to us? Very well, we accept.

Roadbeer, on 03 January 2015 - 10:44 PM, said:

This is good news.
Even though we took the entire 3050 and 3051 batches as we bugged out, we drank most of it already (or marinated Spacebacon in it) Sooo... we'll be taking the planet back.

kthxbi

Day 1 of your attack we were not expecting it and had grow lazy and apathetic curbstomping Clanners or being numb to the mindless suicide runs of pugs who fear tactics like they fear properly cooked food and showers. We suffered greatly for our lack of preparation and focus.

Day 2 we gave as good as we got.

Day 3 will be for Old Kentucky. You keep coming and we'll have to rename it New Wazan.

Y'all want to die on Old Kentucky we're happy to oblige you - in that regard you'll find it full of hospitable folks.

[Kjudoon]

Dial her back, hotshot. We're just playing with you.

Oh... and as a reminder, davion's been the aggressor since day one, not the aggrieved victim. That story won't wash.

Edited by Kjudoon, 03 January 2015 - 11:18 PM.

[MischiefSC]

Kjudoon, on 03 January 2015 - 11:15 PM, said:

Dial her back, hotshot. We're just playing with you.

Oh... and as a reminder, davion's been the aggressor since day one, not the aggrieved victim. That story won't wash.

We took it and we're keeping it. Bourbon. Banjos. You want them you pay our unreasonable protectionist tariffs. Now you're all sitting on your porches, drinking f***ing wine coolers and humming your banjo music.

All those years you spent learning to play the spoons and what has it gotten you now?

People said CW didn't have anything worth fighting over. You guys are drinking freaking wine coolers. At a certain point you're going to stop respecting yourselves.

[Roadbeer]

MischiefSC, on 03 January 2015 - 11:24 PM, said:

You guys are drinking freaking wine coolers. At a certain point you're going to stop respecting yourselves.

And we'd still have more self-respect than your average FedCom...

Jesus, cease fire with the Clans?

Old Kentucky bourbon and banjos are going to be fueling our march north.

[IraqiWalker]

Roadbeer, on 03 January 2015 - 11:29 PM, said:

Old Kentucky bourbon and banjos are going to be fueling our march north.

In all fairness, you can use Old Kentucky bourbon as a fuel source for mechs. So that sentence works in more ways than one.

[Kjudoon]

Good perspective IW. Lol

Toothless kids will be pickin' our praises.

I tried to find a good meme pic for mischief... but I could not find a rageaholic drinking the tears of impotent raging false victimhood. That said, we swapped planets, and I had a nice office set up at that mountain base last time i was around on Old Kentucky.

Let's face it. The marik/davion border is possibly the most storied and epic of this stage of CW. I don't see nearly as much creativity or interest on any other front.

Just some need to take it all far less seriously.

[Roadbeer]

Kjudoon, on 03 January 2015 - 11:48 PM, said:

Good perspective IW. Lol

Toothless kids will be pickin' our praises.

I tried to find a good meme pic for mischief... but I could not find a rageaholic drinking the tears of impotent raging false victimhood. That said, we swapped planets, and I had a nice office set up at that mountain base last time i was around on Old Kentucky.

Let's face it. The marik/davion border is possibly the most storied and epic of this stage of CW. I don't see nearly as much creativity or interest on any other front.

Just some need to take it all far less seriously.

Ummm... you're totally misreading Mischief's posts

[MischiefSC]

The point is that I'm teasing and having fun. Said it before, will say it again - I wish all the fronts in CW were like the Dav/Mar border, everyone would be having tons of fun. The problem is that nobody else is as fun as you guys. We've been trading back and forth with most worlds settled by 1 win - almost every day that we've fought.

All fun, all good stuff.

We ain't givin' up Old Kentucky though. Your toothless rednecks will have to drink sissy drinks and play their spoons without proper banjo accompaniment. We have peed in all the corners. You're going to have to just go somewhere else.

[Kjudoon]

It seems to happen regularly. I just don't get his sense of humor.

Edit... lol.NOW I got it.

Edited by Kjudoon, 04 January 2015 - 12:34 AM.

[Prophetic]

Can we not draw the line at clans at this point?

Several attempts have been made to unify IS vs clans. Is now not that time?

Stop pushing our border and the clans will pay. I promise you.

Keep fighting like dogs over senseless scraps and we will all fall.

I for one do not want my gene pool spliced into the vat baby cesspool.

Edited by Prophetic, 04 January 2015 - 01:06 AM.

[IraqiWalker]

Kjudoon, on 03 January 2015 - 11:48 PM, said:

Let's face it. The marik/davion border is possibly the most storied and epic of this stage of CW. I don't see nearly as much creativity or interest on any other front.

The DAV/Kurita border is starting to get interesting as well, but I've yet to see the same level of crazy, and fun as on the Marik border.

Kjudoon, on 04 January 2015 - 12:32 AM, said:

It seems to happen regularly. I just don't get his sense of humor.

Edit... lol.NOW I got it.

[StillRadioactive]

I know how to make Marik not want Old Kentucky...
If they take it, tomorrow will start The 2nd Battle of Wazan.

It's not worth it, Roadbeer. Just let it go.

[Kjudoon]

StillRadioactive, on 04 January 2015 - 02:25 AM, said:

I know how to make Marik not want Old Kentucky...
If they take it, tomorrow will start The 2nd Battle of Wazan.

It's not worth it, Roadbeer. Just let it go.

But we wanna build some snowmen.

[Podex]

Bring out your best Ned Beatty 12 man.

We're going to win this.

[Alekzander Smirnoff]

Considering I reside in the state this planet is named for, I shall break my contract and join the defense of my old Kentucky home!

[Podex]

Alekzander Smirnoff, on 04 January 2015 - 05:38 AM, said:

Considering I reside in the state this planet is named for, I shall break my contract and join the defense of my old Kentucky home!

We're raiding the liquor store tonight, boys!