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[Bombast]

The Real Reason Assault Jump Jets Were Nerfed

Edited by Bombast, 26 November 2016 - 11:59 PM.

[Shiroi Tsuki]

When your Mech geometry has the cockpit in the middle of your torso and dakka boats starts spamming in your center mass

Edited by Shiroi Tsuki, 27 November 2016 - 12:29 AM.

[Bombast]

Whenever I Play This Game

Context for Young People

Spoiler

Edited by Bombast, 27 November 2016 - 02:00 AM.

[RestosIII]

When a Dire Wolf drops down in front of 2 PPC light mechs, but all his guns jammed.

[RestosIII]

Bombast, on 27 November 2016 - 01:43 AM, said:

Whenever I Play This Game

Context for Young People

Spoiler

Because of you posting this, I decided to listen to "It's Raining Men" for a bit while playing, since I really do love that song. I instantly had 2 of my best matches in my Linebacker to date. The first one was on Polar Highlands, and yes, we DID have a NARC'er and LRMs. So, thank you.

[Aetes Kotare]

Kasumi Sumika, on 25 November 2016 - 12:17 AM, said:

When you still get damaged while using jumpjet in midair

Does the girl in that gif aid her landing by using some kind of magic fart thrust?

[Bombast]

RestosIII, on 27 November 2016 - 03:53 PM, said:

Because of you posting this, I decided to listen to "It's Raining Men" for a bit while playing, since I really do love that song. I instantly had 2 of my best matches in my Linebacker to date. The first one was on Polar Highlands, and yes, we DID have a NARC'er and LRMs. So, thank you.

LRM Boaters - We do what we must, because we can.

Pretty good song though, isn't it?

Aetes Kotare, on 27 November 2016 - 04:05 PM, said:

Does the girl in that gif aid her landing by using some kind of magic fart thrust?

I'd probably be moderated for telling you whats going on there. Suffice to say it is an air expulsion, but it isn't a fart.

[RestosIII]

Bombast, on 27 November 2016 - 04:09 PM, said:

I'd probably be moderated for telling you whats going on there. Suffice to say it is an air expulsion, but it isn't a fart.

[Aetes Kotare]

Perhaps we could getaway with it by using the term 'foof parp'?

[Kasumi Sumika]

Aetes Kotare, on 27 November 2016 - 04:05 PM, said:

Does the girl in that gif aid her landing by using some kind of magic fart thrust?

Lel, Let's just say that in the future they invented Rocket Powered Skirt.

[Bombast]

When Your Team Still Hasn't Made Contact With The Enemy, and Then You Get Hit With a Single AC2/LRM5 Shot

[DrxAbstract]

Your team crests the hill and your first contact is a KDK...

[Bombast]

When Someone Asks Why We've Only Played Skirmish Mode Today After 20 Matches

Edited by Bombast, 28 November 2016 - 05:00 AM.

[Reality Dysfunction]

You are piloting an Atlas (or any slow assault), on swamp conquest and your team runs away from the first cap point that they all spawned next to leaving it to you to get the cap...

[LordMelvin]

When you survive to the end of the game with a full loadout and all of the surviving enemies are stripped:

[RestosIII]

[end of match zombie Atlas in a nutshell]



Back when hitreg was spotty at the best of times, and you were desperately trying to kill the last light mech on the enemy team.



Giving long range fire support on an enemy, not watching where you're going, getting stuck, and finally having to stop firing to figure out what the hell pebble you're stuck on



Picking up an enemy on seismic behind you, turning around, and it's a splat dog, it alpha strikes and completely misses you



What Paul thought 6 MG Spider would be



The entire reason half of the light mech class is used



Everyone who pre-ordered the Phoenix Hawk, right at the moment they learned about the double barrel pistol



When you lob LRMs toward the enemy with indirect fire, and an ally light mech manages to run into them and die from them



Finally finding the last enemy mech that has been hiding for 5 minutes with ECM



Trying to stop fighting that's going on on teamchat/VOIP so you can actually win the match



Me if Clan Diamond Shark ever gets added



When a player snaps and, for one reason or another, starts TK'ing



When you jokingly fire a shot into the ground in front of a teammate, and they absolutely panic because they think it was an enemy, and thus run away to a different part of the map



When you're solo in an assault mech and a good enemy light has found you, and won't stop attacking



Jump jet lag and mech-phasing lag combined into one



Fighting a good pre-JJ nerf light mech



Yes, these are all just anime gifs that I'm sitting on that I have no use for.

Edited by RestosIII, 28 November 2016 - 01:22 PM.

[LordMelvin]

Stock Locust 1V vs Atlas:

[Bombast]

When You Stop To Type Something, and the Enemy Ultra Boat Crests the Hill Half a Second Later.

Edited by Bombast, 28 November 2016 - 02:16 PM.

[IraqiWalker]

RestosIII, on 28 November 2016 - 12:06 PM, said:

Yes, these are all just anime gifs that I'm sitting on that I have no use for.

Says he has no use for them. Makes epic gif post.

[Shiroi Tsuki]

That one last light enemy Mech....



Bringing out my AC/40 Jager
Also Ruby <3



When you're "AFK" and the enemy takes their time to get the headshot


Piloting a Whale and that Locust is absolutely smashing you


Koadiak 3 / Pre nerf Poptarts