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[LoklanZFG]

What this game really needs instead of a drunk queue is a Ballmer Peak tutorial. Ballmer Peak hax even more OP than sober hax

[Dirk Le Daring]

Thanks for the laugh Hardkor. I can totally relate to the OP.

As it stands I do not play without a minimum of two beers in me, usually four or five.

Two beers, I play ok, by the time I've had my ninth, well, you said it already.......

[Carpenocturn]

So....so beautiful...should've sent...a poet

[Funkmaster Rick]

I don't know what you're talking about. You must be some scrub, KARDHOR. Your body build is weak asf, you need you get a body that's properly quirked for drinking.

I built my body to be quirked properly for drinking and smoking heavily since that's my preferred playstyle - really, all this talk about meta is crap; you just need to build for the drunkstyle you find most effective. With the way my body's built and quirked, when I'm right pissed I get a +15% accuracy bonus, +7.5% reaction speed, and a 35% bonus to testicular fortitude. Get on my level, bro.

What you need to do is SELL that body of yours that's quirked for skeezy basement-dwelling and upgrade to an bender-steel body that's quirked for drunkfighting. It's all about the maths.

[WazOfOz]

Good post. for those that don't drink & smoke & play MWO I don't believe you live any longer ur lives are just so boring it appears you do LOL..... As far as a separate que for us drunks I concur . and with the introduction of voip into the game there should be a separate que for under 18 year olds...... happy hunting mech warriors. hic

[GnawTsatyr]

I logged in just to "Like This". I'm frackin blitzed every time I play this game.

[Dirk Le Daring]

Mister Blastman, on 25 January 2015 - 02:36 PM, said:

Straight edge for life! Drugs and alcohol are for the weak.

Rehab is for quitters !!

[Gyrok]

Ian G, on 28 January 2015 - 02:45 AM, said:

And just because every CW fix thread has it:

But I don't want to join drinking unit, or get told by some higher ups i effin' didn't vote how to play this game.

I wanna play my TDR-9S llike I want and that means sober. You drunk players aren't able to play without a team of drunks to support you. Sober pugging is hardcore and for ignoring you I'm a 1337 PLAYA!

Stop drinking and leave your units. Don't be a tryhard drunk. Be more one anti-social, parents cellar guy like me.


[Hint: Sprinkle lots of , a bit of and stir many into it.]

you have to use a number in PLAYA to be taken seriously...like this PL4YA.

[Lily from animove]

The problem is different playstyles, you have casuals, you have fun players, you have competitive players. Then you have the tryhards that want to win no matter what they use and what the opponent is.

You could divide the queues but then some tryhards will go to funland to ruin the fun for just the sake of this.
and so as long as the game does not have private servers, you will never solve this problem.

Gyrok, on 11 March 2015 - 05:35 AM, said:

you have to use a number in PLAYA to be taken seriously...like this PL4YA.

1337 people only differ between mlg pros and noobs. other levels do not exist

Edited by Lily from animove, 11 March 2015 - 07:50 AM.

[Funkmaster Rick]

Lily from animove, on 11 March 2015 - 06:04 AM, said:

Then you have the tryhards that want to win no matter what they use and what the opponent is.

I think that's what premium airstrikes are for.

Personally, I want a special version of artillery calldowns that drops propaganda pamphlets down on my enemy. Maybe have a single pamphlet slide down the forward viewport of any 'mech in the drop radius. Let them know that beer is half price on clan-occupied worlds, and include pictures of Novas blasting piddly IS 'mechs with one laser-fist and transporting a shipping container filled with tasty alcohol in the other.

[RedDevil]

HARDKOR, on 23 January 2015 - 03:02 PM, said:

I get home, do a dab, drink a beer, log into the local pub, grab my homies and jump into the group cue for an honorable game of Shoot dat mech.

Do a dab? Log into the local pub?
You do acid and play MWO at your local Pub? That's hardcore, and I want my pubs to install computers too.

[HARDKOR]

reddevil, on 11 March 2015 - 08:04 AM, said:

Do a dab? Log into the local pub?
You do acid and play MWO at your local Pub? That's hardcore, and I want my pubs to install computers too.

I only play MWO on acid on sunday mornings, after a party.