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*smh* Worst. Team. Ever. Post Your Screenies Of Your Worst Team/match Experience


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#1 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 01:46 PM

maybe some exaggeration here, but man, it sure felt like it, lol.

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It happens to all of us, and sometimes, if we are honest, even the "best" among us, get smoked, without contributing a dang thing. But when you have 11 teammates, of which NONE break 150 damage (and only 3 even got to triple digits), it's real hard to not want to scream some choice words.

Watching shots miss by a mile, poor maneuvers, bad target selection...people not even using "R" to know where to shoot..... so..bad. No disconnects, or even ridiculous PINGs to blame..... just...wow.

*SMH* Did Darrell Bevell take over my team?



SO..... consider this a therapy page, like hitting a speed bag, to get the frustrations out. Because cussing your teammates in chat? Doesn't help. But sometimes sharing and laughing about it after.... works.

But please black out the participants, as we are not trying to name and shame (even if...sometimes....dang your teammates SHOULD be ashamed.)

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 03 February 2015 - 01:46 PM.


#2 Dock Steward

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 01:48 PM

Wow...jeez...just...wow...

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 01:53 PM

Yeah, I know it's a bad team when I post the highest damage/kills/score in a match, because on my good days I'm an average player at best.

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 01:55 PM

That is one painful looking EOM.

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 01:57 PM

View Post0bsidion, on 03 February 2015 - 01:53 PM, said:

Yeah, I know it's a bad team when I post the highest damage/kills/score in a match, because on my good days I'm an average player at best.

Same. I arrogate myself to think I'm high end of average, so I expect to be in the top half, and am happy to be in the top 1/4 most times. It's not so much my score though, as the lack of one from the other 11 guys. :huh:

View PostUltimatum X, on 03 February 2015 - 01:55 PM, said:

That is one painful looking EOM.

Got real painful when they started focusing on me....because I was apparently the only threat. Was one of the last 4 standing, but between idiots parking in front or behind me, LRM city (yeah...got some revenge on that... that was me that popped your little pimple head you zero damage Raven.... that's right! :P ) and MandyB stalking me like paparazzi..... it was not the funnest match ever, lol.

Edited by Bishop Steiner, 03 February 2015 - 01:58 PM.


#6 MandyB

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 01:59 PM

Hey I was in that match :) with my purple Hellbringer prime!

Edited by MandyB, 03 February 2015 - 02:00 PM.


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Posted 03 February 2015 - 01:59 PM

Looks awful.

Strangely though by now I have seen most of the guys highly visible on the forums in-game I have yet to come across you Bishop Steiner or Joseph Mallan.

#8 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:00 PM

View PostMandyB, on 03 February 2015 - 01:59 PM, said:

Hey I was in that match :)

Yeah..you killed me, too. Guessing you got tired of me tickling you with ac20s..... :ph34r:

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:00 PM

A very very old match comes to my mind... the times when i was a steiner.

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Edited by Navid A1, 16 February 2015 - 03:40 AM.


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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:02 PM

View PostNavid A1, on 03 February 2015 - 02:00 PM, said:

A very very old match comes to my mind... the times when i was a steiner.

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His is WAY worse.

......562 damage managed to outdamge TWO full lances? what in the slim shart was going on in that match.

#11 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:05 PM

View PostNavid A1, on 03 February 2015 - 02:00 PM, said:

A very very old match comes to my mind... the times when i was a steiner.

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what's sad...is you look at the enemy team on yours...and no one really even did that great..... wowsers.

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:08 PM

Ready guys?

Ok, first one. Probably the Highlanders were scared..

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But the worst ever is this one. Most of the guys with poor to zero dmg actually started shooting each other, then disconnected. EMBARASSING!
[EDIT: I clearly remember that these 5 guys disconnected after a minute or two, don't know why this shot states mixed status]

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I think I have just won the thread :P

Edited by red devil2, 03 February 2015 - 02:10 PM.


#13 MandyB

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:10 PM

5 people with 0 damage, yea I would like to see someone top that

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:12 PM

View PostYokaiko, on 03 February 2015 - 02:02 PM, said:



His is WAY worse.

......562 damage managed to outdamge TWO full lances? what in the slim shart was going on in that match.


number-wise... his is worse.

but consider that mine was in the caustic valley... a hot hell for slow assaults... no cover... 2 banshees... 1 meta HM... and i out-damaged 9 mechs combined on my team...
I think if i had some natural cover, i could take a couple down along with me.


But... daaamnn bishop... i can't imagine what was going on with your team.

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:14 PM

I have a new "CARRY HARDER" pic (yesterday =D):

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Someone have to do everything, right?

I don't have worses screenshots because I normally don't take them. Just laugh and try harder next time. =P

Edited by PauloBR, 03 February 2015 - 02:31 PM.


#16 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:18 PM

View Postred devil2, on 03 February 2015 - 02:08 PM, said:

Ready guys?

Ok, first one. Probably the Highlanders were scared..




I think I have just won the thread :P

not sure which would be more painful for me. You had morons/trolls/griefers trying to ruin the match (been there, done that), so you kind of expect it to go poorly. I didn't have any of that..... I think these guys actually were trying to play...and just don't know how? :(

(Or it's possible the little yellow dropship brought my team to the battle)

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:19 PM

Same here.
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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:23 PM

View PostPauloBR, on 03 February 2015 - 02:14 PM, said:

I have a new "CARRY HARDER" pic (yesterday =D):

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Someone have to do everything, right?

I don't have a worse screenshots because I normally don't take them. Just laugh and try harder next time. =P

I would have rejoiced to been on that Team, man.... your guys still contributed way more than mine... I probably would have been 800+ dmg and 5-6 kills on that team. (Hard to do much higher dmg for me in this mech... once I run out of ammo, DPS slows waaaaaay down, lol)

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:28 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 03 February 2015 - 02:00 PM, said:

Yeah..you killed me, too. Guessing you got tired of me tickling you with ac20s..... :ph34r:

Is this more couched Freud-ism? With this community one can never tell... :ph34r:


:P

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Posted 03 February 2015 - 02:31 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 03 February 2015 - 02:23 PM, said:

I would have rejoiced to been on that Team, man.... your guys still contributed way more than mine... I probably would have been 800+ dmg and 5-6 kills on that team. (Hard to do much higher dmg for me in this mech... once I run out of ammo, DPS slows waaaaaay down, lol)


My team at least was trying to win (it doesn't mean they could), but your... xD





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