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[Samurai Hanse Davion]

Dear Coordinator:
90° Or Steeper. Outright Groveling Is Appropriate.

Honorable Samurai:
70°

Wayward Ronin/FRR:
50°

Liao:
45°

Mercenaries Hired By The Dragon:
30° (IMPORTANT) (MUST READ) Do Not Shame Yourself By Bowing Any Less Than This Exact Amount.

---Below This Line Bows Cease To Be Respectful Though Such Subtlety May Be Lost Upon The Baka Houses---

Steiner:
29° The Lazy Bow, For Lazy Pilots.

The Northern Clanners:
20° AKA The Binary. Very Insulting.

The Star League Pretenders/House Marik Of The Many Tears:
1° Bow, Representing Planets Per Ceasefire Lost To The Dragon.

The Despised Clan Davion:
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Bowing Forward Only Hinders Drawing Of Katana. Negative 10° Bow, For Fluid Motion Of Sword Arm.

Edited by Samurai Hanse Davion, 15 February 2015 - 03:02 PM.

[TygerLily]

Samurai Hanse Davion, on 12 February 2015 - 12:52 PM, said:

Negative 10° Bow, For Fluid Motion Of Sword Arm.

lmao!

[AlmightyAeng]

Samurai Hanse Davion, on 12 February 2015 - 12:52 PM, said:

Steiner:
29° The Lazy Bow, For Lazy Pilots.

So I should treasure the 360° bow I got once?

[dervishx5]

who needs a sword when you have a gun?

[Ultra-Laser]

When is it appropriate to bow 360° anyway?

[AlmightyAeng]

IDG, on 12 February 2015 - 01:00 PM, said:

When is it appropriate to bow 360° anyway?

Here, apparently.

Edited by Ghost Badger, 12 February 2015 - 01:02 PM.

[Samurai Hanse Davion]

IDG, on 12 February 2015 - 01:00 PM, said:

When is it appropriate to bow 360° anyway?

When Katana Is In Hand, And Kneeling Davion Before You. Makes The Execution Flashy.

[Chef Kerensky]

IDG, on 12 February 2015 - 01:00 PM, said:

When is it appropriate to bow 360° anyway?

When preparing to walk away.

[Lord Ikka]

dervishx5, on 12 February 2015 - 01:00 PM, said:

who needs a sword when you have a gun?

Why not both?

[dervishx5]

Samurai Hanse Davion, on 12 February 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

When Katana Is In Hand, And Kneeling Davion Before You. Makes The Execution Flashy.

^Duke Sandoval

[pbiggz]

dervishx5, on 12 February 2015 - 06:00 PM, said:

^Duke Sandoval

Dont... dont do that...

The wounds that episode left in my psyche may never heal...

[thinkn bout thos Beans mans game]

*Attempts to insultingly bow -14.88° towards Valar, realizes such insult is too much for lowly baka, settles for -4.2069°

[Valar13]

Baldwina, on 12 February 2015 - 07:06 PM, said:

*Attempts to insultingly bow -14.88° towards Valar, realizes such insult is too much for lowly baka, settles for -4.2069°

It really warms my heart that you all love me so much.

<3

Thinking about going Kurita for a week or ten to play with my best buddies NKVA.

[Samurai Hanse Davion]

Valar13, on 12 February 2015 - 08:03 PM, said:

It really warms my heart that you all love me so much.

<3

Thinking about going Kurita for a week or ten to play with my best buddies NKVA.

Of All Petty Threats You Make, This Is Only One Which Would Truly Harm Draconis Combine.

[Valar13]

Samurai Hanse Davion, on 12 February 2015 - 08:16 PM, said:

Of All Petty Threats You Make, This Is Only One Which Would Truly Harm Draconis Combine.

Is that a promise?

[YCSLiesmith]

Valar13, on 12 February 2015 - 08:16 PM, said:

Is that a promise?

its a candid evaluation of your skills.

[Valar13]

YCSLiesmith, on 12 February 2015 - 08:17 PM, said:

its a candid evaluation of your skills.

See you guys in a few days, then.

I can't wait to have so much fun with you, if I can manage to make my 'Mechs walk the right way and not shoot teammates.

Edited by Valar13, 12 February 2015 - 08:21 PM.

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

Valar13, on 12 February 2015 - 08:21 PM, said:

See you guys in a few days, then.

I can't wait to have so much fun with you, if I can manage to make my 'Mechs walk the right way and not shoot teammates.

[Time Bandit]

Why would anyone turn their back on a Marik? We didn't join their cool kids club so now we're the enemy I guess

[An Anime Princess]

Lord Ikka, on 12 February 2015 - 03:11 PM, said:

Why not both?

That is but a pale imitation of honorable Kuritan weapon. *opens case stashed in royal palace bedroom*