15 replies to this topic

[Shiroi Tsuki]

Flamers are red (It's red when I say it's red)
Large Lasers are blue
I have a NARC
I'll hold locks for you

Hostiles are red
Friendlies are blue
Critical hit
Your aim is true

Happy Valentines Day MechWarriors!

(P.S I tried!)

[norus]

8/10 for trying though, more thought into it than a lot of people put about things actually game related.

[151st Light Horse Regiment]

The hitboxes broke,
PGI don't care,
They destroyed mechwarrior,
It's not even fair.

MW3 was amazing,
This game is trash
The only thing it's used for,
Is to make PGI cash.

Edited by 151st Light Horse Regiment, 14 February 2015 - 02:40 AM.

[Shiroi Tsuki]

norus, on 14 February 2015 - 02:37 AM, said:

8/10 for trying though, more thought into it than a lot of people put about things actually game related.

I wanted to be original, so I spent 15 minutes on thinking for each line c:

[Joseph Mallan]

Battle is engaged
Lasers Missiles Cannons Death
Ever does the crying rage

[StraferX]

Shiroi Tsuki, on 14 February 2015 - 01:50 AM, said:

Flamers are red (It's red when I say it's red)
Large Lasers are blue
I have a NARC
I'll hold locks for you

Hostiles are red
Friendlies are blue
Critical hit
Your aim is true

Happy Valentines Day MechWarriors!

(P.S I tried!)

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

[Soy]

Hail MechWarrior,
Did you finish the challenge?
I like free mech bays.

[stratagos]

I've see flamer fire, and I've seen LRM rain.
I've see sunny days full of light rushed that would never end
I've seen lonely times where I could not find a friend on Teamspeak.
But I always thought that I'd see you again, ForumWarriors!

[Dock Steward]

151st Light Horse Regiment, on 14 February 2015 - 02:40 AM, said:

The hitboxes broke,
PGI don't care,
They destroyed mechwarrior,
It's not even fair.

MW3 was amazing,
This game is trash
The only thing it's used for,
Is to make PGI cash.

Whiners complain:
Nerf this! Nerf that!
Until PGI caves
and swings their nerf bat.

If you don't like the game,
why do you play?
Nobody here
is begging you to stay.

[StraferX]

Fog of War
Thick as Thieves
PGI cash grab
Is my pet peeve

But who am I
To start a complaint
We have good challenges
And sales on paint

Urban Mechs coming
Anticipated with Glee
Warhorns Blazing
As stormCrows Flee

Clanners will shiver
Clanners will shake
When Grasshoppers Hammer
Their armor will Bake

For this game I am Happy
With PGI to Thank
To God be the Glory
For my ELO stank.



Happy Valentines Day.

[Mystere]

Swift as the wind.

Silent as the forest.

Conquer like the fire.

Unmovable as the mountain.

Edited by Mystere, 14 February 2015 - 06:36 AM.

[Lostdragon]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[Alistair Winter]

Valentine's day can get a bit lonely for Mechwarriors, but we all have our needs. There's no denying it, we're all adults here. For those who can't get the real thing, I recommend this website.

Disclaimer: You have to be 18 years or older to click this spoiler

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[Senor Cataclysmo]

The Wolf Standard is red
And Ghost Bear's is blue
Are you interested in coupling?
My birth is true.

[Cyborne Elemental]

Atlas are awesome
Direwhales are fat
Shoot em in the back
Before you go SPLAT!

LRM are for tards
Gauss for the pro
Sometimes when I shoot em
I never know where they go

Weekend events are lovely
Rewards 2.0 is fugly
Mechbays, MC, and Premium time!
Grind like a madman and it all can be mine

[Shiroi Tsuki]

Alistair Winter, on 14 February 2015 - 06:35 AM, said:

Valentine's day can get a bit lonely for Mechwarriors, but we all have our needs. There's no denying it, we're all adults here. For those who can't get the real thing, I recommend this website.

Disclaimer: You have to be 18 years or older to click this spoiler

Spoiler

This: http://imgur.com/uXticSU