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[Alexander Steel]

I guess if the map tells the story on where Kurita units spend their time, it tells the story on where Davion units spend their time.

*Looks at the map*

Complaining on the Forums and not defending or attacking... hmmm... maybe it does reveal all.

[An Anime Princess]

Raekwon, on 14 February 2015 - 01:56 PM, said:

No worries, our head scientists at NAIS created a new technology that will reverse our losses and cause foolish Kurita samurai to flee in terror.



All we have to do is print out a few thousand of these babies and hand these to our Rabid Fox teams. Once we tape this image over the optical sensors of Kurita Mechs', your ignoble samurai will flee like small cowardly children and our victory will be assured.

Noble KDF (Kuritan Defense Force) has been preparing to engage engineered monstrosities in secret for years.

[Ultra-Laser]

Javin, on 14 February 2015 - 04:53 PM, said:

I agree you turned around from your northern border. I see you are still fleeing south as fast as you can. You borders only stabilized to the north when the Star League was trying to form. The other houses were defending you to show what could happen. Rather than be gracious about it, your house said let everyone else burn. Now we are no longer defending your borders.... and you continue to defend your northern borders because you know you will lose. I guess I should salute your excellent tactics. Attack the undefended, retreat from any combat. You are masters of such warfare.

At least we don't try to arrange ceasefires with the winning team as soon as thing stop going our way.

[JamboJuice]

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Edited by Raekwon, 14 February 2015 - 05:16 PM.

[Alexander Steel]

IDG, on 14 February 2015 - 05:07 PM, said:

At least we don't try to arrange ceasefires with the winning team as soon as thing stop going our way.

[Javin]

Funny this is coming from someone who deserted House Davion as soon as we lost our first planet.

[hopterque]

MischiefSC, on 14 February 2015 - 11:24 AM, said:

The only faction with a history of running away is also, coincidentally, the one that talks the most trash.

I'm confused, why is Davion Clanner talking about himself and rest of Davion Clanners in such disrespectful manner?
It is true, Davion Clanner are all cowards, and Davion Clanner generally try to pretend this isn't case, but saying it this boldly must be bad for moral, no? Do you not have ISF agent watching over shoulder? I guess not, although I'm sure situation will be rectified in coming weeks, ha ha ha.

[MischiefSC]

hopterque, on 14 February 2015 - 05:40 PM, said:

I'm confused, why is Davion Clanner talking about himself and rest of Davion Clanners in such disrespectful manner?
It is true, Davion Clanner are all cowards, and Davion Clanner generally try to pretend this isn't case, but saying it this boldly must be bad for moral, no? Do you not have ISF agent watching over shoulder? I guess not, although I'm sure situation will be rectified in coming weeks, ha ha ha.

That is almost witty enough to earn a 'I'm rubber you're glue' response.

But not quite.

There was once a caste of might birdwarriors who rampaged through the Inner Sphere. Their trolling was epic, witty and relentless. You should find a quiet mountain, eat some millet and attempt to communicate with their lost spirits that you may, perhaps, have a brushing encounter with their wisdom.

I have found an image of your early training.

[Alexander Steel]

Javin, on 14 February 2015 - 05:25 PM, said:

Funny this is coming from someone who deserted House Davion as soon as we lost our first planet.

Nope, I left when House Davion was still winning. I wanted to use the Clan Mechs I owned. But hey, you are consistent, constantly wrong, but it's something.

[Ultra-Laser]

Funny how when house Kurita prioritizes making an offensive push over defending it norther boarder its "running away" but when house Davion does it its a "strategic redeployment to other fronts".

[hopterque]

MischiefSC, on 14 February 2015 - 05:46 PM, said:

There was once a caste of might birdwarriors who rampaged through the Inner Sphere. Their trolling was epic, witty and relentless.

[TJ Saint]

sooo, after months of whining about being picked on by Davion and everyone else, you are gloating on a win, against what I can only assume were pugs, after any groups with any semblance of skill went to the FRR or clans? Bravo? All I can muster is a one-handed golf clap, sorry.

Edited by TJ Saint, 14 February 2015 - 06:02 PM.

[hopterque]

MischiefSC, on 14 February 2015 - 05:46 PM, said:

That is almost witty enough to earn a 'I'm rubber you're glue' response.

ISF Agent behind me making a note to further investigate why someone of your age is still in the 3rd grade, after we incorporate your worlds into the Draconis Combine.

Edited by hopterque, 14 February 2015 - 06:05 PM.

[Chef Kerensky]

Raekwon, on 14 February 2015 - 05:12 PM, said:

Gambling, Sex and other Depravity in the Draconis Combine Occupation of Kentares?




FNN has all the news and details on the shameful and disgusting occupation of Kentares IV by NKVA Mechwarriors. More at 11.

lol

[MischiefSC]

IDG, on 14 February 2015 - 05:55 PM, said:

Funny how when house Kurita prioritizes making an offensive push over defending it norther boarder its "running away" but when house Davion does it its a "strategic redeployment to other fronts".

When did we do that? The sad bit is you're pretty much fighting the bulk of Davion almost every single night. We do our best to get matches in on the FRR border and when someone feels shirty we pile up on Liao (and roll them back btw. You want to talk depressing; we still beat them in NA ceasefire timeframe when we reposition there) but otherwise we're showing up to fight Kurita with about everything we can scrape together.

You're still kicking our ass most of the time. We're bulking up and wagon-wheeled with you the other night, got some folks coming back which helps but you're actually fighting almost all of Davion on any given day/night. When nobody shows up... it's because there are no Davion pilots in CW queue. We're not Clanners, we don't just grow fresh ones in a can when we run short on the last batch.

hopterque, on 14 February 2015 - 06:01 PM, said:

ISF Agent behind me making a note to further investigate why someone of your age is still in the 3rd grade, after we incorporate your worlds into the Draconis Combine.

The edited version is better than first version.

Still... irony of first response and sarcasm lost on you. Mocking the implied sarcasm of the first bit (that your humor was only worth of 3rd grade humor response) is still bad.

Trolling still weak. CARRY HARDER.

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

I drown out the sound of Davion clanner's complaints using a song from brethren of Kurita

[TheDevilsIncarnate]

This thread is worth about as much as Miley Cyrus twerking. In other words, nothing at all. The E-Peen has reached huge levels in here.

I Approve.

[MischiefSC]

I expected some pretty glorious trolling over the fall of Kentares IV.

I have not been disappointed.

[Wingbreaker]

Clan Flappy Bird congratulates Clan Mortal Combat on their glorious victory.

[JamboJuice]

Colonel Lopez, on 14 February 2015 - 06:10 PM, said:

I drown out the sound of Davion clanner's complaints using a song from brethren of Kurita

Besides Wu Tang > Tang Dynasty, Dollar Dollar Bill y'all.