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[Antonius Rex]

Gentlemen,

I, Antonius Rex, of The Swords of Kentares and the Mercstar Alliance, bid the entirety of the TriStar battlegroup and the entire resources of whatever Davion units I can muster to tonight's Battle of Kentares.

Mercstar, the Comstar Irregulars, the Blackstar Alliance and all other loyal Davion units will be engaging the Red Menace tonight to reclaim SwK's homeworld.

I can only hope that House Kurita will actually send units to defend the world that they hold so dear. In fact, it has been stated on the forums that Kurita High Command has relocated their main base from Luthien to Kentares IV.

It is the hope of Davion Command that by taking out the insane Kuritan leaders holed up in some underground Kentares bunker, we can end the insanity perpetrated by those running the flag of the Red Menace.

Davion will prevail!

Prepare for the Golden Shower!

Thus spoke MercStar.

-M$-

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This thread has been instigated to corral all the upcoming trolling regarding the coming demise of House Kurita and their Command Structure, into one specific gongshow

Feel free to let loose on this, and ONLY this forum. Let the trolling commence.

-MS- members, go nuts. But remember, only on this forum. Standard rules apply to all other forums.

Lastly, I am looking forward to some great games tonight. Not only is this my unit's homeworld, but it is also my birthday. And the entire MercStar Regiment and her allies is coming for you snake ********.

Hope to see you guys on the battlefield,
Antonius Rex.

Edited by Antonius Rex, 27 February 2015 - 04:33 PM.

[hybrid black]

Edited by hybrid black, 27 February 2015 - 04:34 PM.

[Antonius Rex]

Hope to see you guys on the battlefield,
Antonius Rex.

Not sure why this thread was deleted.

Wouldn't mind an explanation from a moderator.

Continueing the thread until further explanation is given.

Let the Drinking continue.

-M$- has spoken.

[Necromantion]

Return of the NKVA slumber party:

[Antonius Rex]

A collection of Bear poetry from the last Bear/Wolf conflict

Enjoy.

We are many.
We are vicious.

You stole our honey,
how capricious!

Crestfallen, you shall quake,
For planet after planet, we will take.

Through Wolf, our example, cut
In taming the sordid mutt.

By Request: Tales, a Battlecry

Glorious tales we hear
Of savory salmon, oh so dear

And sweet honey, lo, we take our creed.
The Space Viking doth sweeten their mead!
Such atrocity… mount thy mechanical steed!

We shall clear the insolent fools!
In mechanical oil, their steeds drown in pools.
They will learn, certainly, as our mules.

Hark, for another seeks to play!
We must attack them, night and day!
Our new competitor, the Wolf, we must waylay!


Supercilious describes your attitude.
Maybe have a shred of soul?
Step back, perhaps, have some gratitude.
For the "common pleb" that comprises your whole.

Under pressure, anger seems to glint.
I urge you now, seek to redact.
I'll give you a hint;
it's a little something called tact.

[Gas Guzzler]

Wasn't this thread longer earlier??

In any case, disappointed I will likely miss the battle for kentares tonight.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

why move thread?

[Noesis]

Many Happy Returns Rex.

Might be wise to suggest: "What happens in Kurita stays in Kurita" at this point?

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

what happened to the hilarious image macros?

[Tasker]

Deleted own thread in shame. lmbo.

[Scoops Kerensky]

lmao did you guys seriously delete and remake your own thread because of the shameful **** y'all posted earlier

[Necromantion]

Moderators got to it by the looks of it, I walked home from work and it was gone in the 15 minutes

[Crimson Angel]

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

can your members post the images again, i think we would all enjoy them

[Antonius Rex]

Dunno what happened to original thread. Was deleted, but not by me.

Must be some mods.

Continue posting funny pics my children.

-M$- has spoken

[YCSLiesmith]

How pathetic do you have to be to delete your own thread when you start getting burned on the decrepitude of your awful memes and the embarrassing display of homophobia you exhibit

[Wing 0]

oh boy... the hornets nest was stirred bad enough.

[The Conquistador]

Kurita salmon
Is the tastiest salmon
Of all the salmon

[Tasker]

"My unit members are posting **** jokes? There are so much memes and so many image macros, there is no way a light rush can save me!"

*deletes thread*

[Noesis]

The Conquistador, on 27 February 2015 - 04:40 PM, said:

Kurita salmon
Is the tastiest salmon
Of all the salmon

Surely in the case of a Kurita campaign it is given the term "Sushi" instead of salmon?

Edited by Noesis, 27 February 2015 - 04:46 PM.