HARDKOR, on 28 February 2015 - 01:20 PM, said:

That's not enough popcorn.
On one corner, we have "You looked away from the game to check out real life, so we got your planet."
On the other corner, we have "You mentioned real life exactly once and more specifically some sort of trigger word that freaks me out, and so I freaked out, now I have to say you repeatedly do it despite it only having happened once so that I don't look like I blew up for nothing."
What we have is a "Titans are my Trigger" scenario.
This can end one of three ways. Badly, hilariously bad, or moderated.