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[bobF]

(begin transmission)



Patriots of House Davion, our sacred planet of Kentares IV has been liberated. Immediately, the Dear Coordiantor Memorial statue was torn down:



In its place, the following statue was erected:



The Prince Andrew Davion Victory Statue Stands Tall amongst the broken turrets of the Kentares defense.

House Kurita is humiliated, it's automated turret defense soundly defeated. Patriots of Davion, Kentares is secured by the Military Security Police Washingtonian National Service (-MS-PWNS). Your Prince proceeds forward in Liberating more planets in the name of Freedom and Democracy.

Give No Quarter! Resist the Red Menace! ONWARD TO VICTORY!

(end transmission)

[Tasker]

*shouting from bedroom window*

"TRYING SLEEP! PIPE DOWN! SQUATTER GO HOME!"

[Onimusha shin]

this is why NKVA are cool!

Tasker, on 27 February 2015 - 11:19 PM, said:

*shouting from bedroom window*

"TRYING SLEEP! PIPE DOWN! SQUATTER GO HOME!"

[Mordin Ashe]

All hail the mighty whoever got his tag on that stinking planet!

[Stoned Prophet]

It appears the Davionistas have decided to fight trolls with trolls...

[hopterque]

We had to move our grand palace of charred skeletons off to a different world pretty quickly, but it worked out ok and Dear Coordinator is now chilling on Harrow's Sun.

[Alexander Steel]

Victor Steiner-Davion is pleased.....

[AmaZinger]

>paid mercs (who is loyal to CGB) capture planet
>cry from patriotic pride
[redacted]

Edited by Marvyn Dodgers, 02 April 2015 - 03:14 PM.
Politics

[xRedEyex]

Aww poor Samurai...

[hopterque]

It's spelled Sudoku, actually.

Edited by hopterque, 28 February 2015 - 06:53 AM.

[xRedEyex]

AmaZinger, on 28 February 2015 - 04:59 AM, said:

>paid mercs (who is loyal to CGB) capture planet
>cry from patriotic pride

>Paid Mercs to stop CSJ after they took your Capital Planet
>Cry from Kentares IV returning to House Davion

FOR THE PRINCE! FOR KENTARES!

[Vassago Rain]

But in all seriousness, the second MS moves on, and move on they will, the honorable samurai will swoop in and reclaim it.

If anything, this episode teaches us that no one sees a reason to bother with MS.

[stratagos]

How -MS- sees themselves: A Few Good Trueborn

(Blatantly plagiarized from a rec.games.mecha thread like 15 years ago)

-MS-: You want the truth, Player Base?
PB: I think I am entitled to it
-MS-: You want the truth?
PB: I WANT THE TRUTH!
-MS-: You can't HANDLE the truth! The truth, son, is that the Ghost Bears need to expand to survive. And who is going to do that expanding?! You? Those freeborn whelps that are pugging? Face facts, you want me and need me out there doing my job because you do not want to do it yourself.

[Tasker]

*pours out 40 for homie bobF, dead to the forums because MS members were unable to stop posting hilarious jokes about sexual assault against children*

[stratagos]

Tasker, on 28 February 2015 - 08:02 AM, said:

*pours out 40 for homie bobF, dead to the forums because MS members were unable to stop posting hilarious jokes about sexual assault against children*

You liked your own post... when no one from MS is allowed to point that out.

Now *that's* quality trolling

[HARDKOR]

[hopterque]

Dear Coordinator Says, If You Don't Like Your Own Post, Why Make It In The First Place?


We've liked our own posts from day one to show that we are proud of what we say, so I'm not sure why you or MS or anyone would want to bring that up again.

HARDKOR, on 28 February 2015 - 09:01 AM, said:

Hardkor have you left MS, then? Because if so, congratulations and has Bobf done it yet as well? Free Bobf.

[The Droid]

If he didn't leave MS he won't be there for long now thanks to Jerkstar being run by a pack of fools. RIP

[HARDKOR]

[HARDKOR]

I found this posted outside my new apartment on Kentares...