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[Something Wrong]

I (player name) am offended because (PGI/the community) have done (action) and made (weapon/mech/game mode) unplayable not to my liking. I am now offended and will threaten to quit this game and not continue to (participate/pay you thousands of dollars from my parent's credit cards). This shows you I'm obviously right and deserve to have my opinion heard.

P.S: Please continue to rage, forum goers. Your delicious posts of salty butthurt sustain me and make me moist. :3

Edited for glorious catface.

Edited by Sum Ting Wong, 03 March 2015 - 02:54 PM.

[KharnZor]

good for you i guess?

[Metus regem]

Sum Ting Wong, on 03 March 2015 - 02:52 PM, said:

I (player name) am offended because (PGI/the community) have done (action) and made (weapon/mech/game mode) unplayable not to my liking. I am now offended and will threaten to quit this game and not continue to (participate/pay you thousands of dollars from my parent's credit cards). This shows you I'm obviously right and deserve to have my opinion heard.

P.S: Please continue to rage, forum goers. Your delicious posts of salty butthurt sustain me and make me moist. :3

Edited for glorious catface.

[Cyborne Elemental]

Sarcastic douchebaggery for the win.

[Jinn of 23]

Mister D, on 03 March 2015 - 02:59 PM, said:

Sarcastic douchebaggery for the win.

Sure, this is bad, but endless complaint threads with little ridicule is fine. I find nothing wrong with Sum Ting Wongs post...lol

[Deathlike]

The proper retort to this thread...

NO WAIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiiI!111!

[Bishop Steiner]

point made, but 1/10 troll post. No style or flair.

[Lordred]

4/10 would not read again.

[Alistair Winter]

Yeah, 4/10.

3 points for 'moist' and 1 point for catface.

When you do satire, you kind of have to be a bit more specific than that, otherwise it loses its edge. For example, "oh hai, i'm a person with a skewed perception of reality" is a bit too general to be satire. But if you say "oh hai, i'm a feminist", then you've got something.

[Brody319]

snarky comment that adds nothing to the conversation but will distract from the original topic.

[That Dawg]

downvote for racist name

[Novawrecker]

Dibs on his mechs & bays!

[Burktross]

Yay, I get to use my ktown picture!

[Agent 0 Fortune]

The best part of this troll post is the 25 matches it cost to create it.
1 point for commitment to the role.

[lsp]

Sum Ting Wong, on 03 March 2015 - 02:52 PM, said:

I (player name) am offended because (PGI/the community) have done (action) and made (weapon/mech/game mode) unplayable not to my liking. I am now offended and will threaten to quit this game and not continue to (participate/pay you thousands of dollars from my parent's credit cards). This shows you I'm obviously right and deserve to have my opinion heard.

P.S: Please continue to rage, forum goers. Your delicious posts of salty butthurt sustain me and make me moist. :3

Edited for glorious catface.

Wether you are right or wrong doesn't matter, every one has a right to an opinion. ( and yes, I got the sarcasm. Which is why I wrote what I just did)

Also, make you moist? Are you a woman? I hope. Or just your mangina?

Edited by lsp, 03 March 2015 - 04:32 PM.

[Koniving]

Agent 0 Fortune, on 03 March 2015 - 04:15 PM, said:

The best part of this troll post is the 25 matches it cost to create it.
1 point for commitment to the role.

Forum account created in 2011.
That's some serious commitment if you think that is this guy's only post.

[Mirumoto Izanami]

Please direct all complaints to the phone line, where Levon Hold or Xavier Breth will deal with your issues. If you'd like to talk to someone in person, a driver, Pikov Andropov, will take you to the Complaints Mediator, Billy Aiken.

[PurpleNinja]

That Dawg, on 03 March 2015 - 03:20 PM, said:

downvote for racist name

Isn't he that pilot from that flight?

[F4T 4L]

Sum Ting Wong, on 03 March 2015 - 02:52 PM, said:

I (player name) am offended because (PGI/the community) have done (action) and made (weapon/mech/game mode) unplayable not to my liking. I am now offended and will threaten to quit this game and not continue to (participate/pay you thousands of dollars from my parent's credit cards). This shows you I'm obviously right and deserve to have my opinion heard.

P.S: Please continue to rage, forum goers. Your delicious posts of salty butthurt sustain me and make me moist. :3

Edited for glorious catface.

Will you marry me?

[Foxfire kadrpg]

Op, I suggest you [uninstall/learn to play/check with customer support]. [Game Feature / Community Activity] is [necessary / popular / an infrequent bug] and is not something [PGI/Community] [can/will] remove.