109 replies to this topic

[MischiefSC]

ccrider, on 10 March 2015 - 11:25 AM, said:

I understand that as members of Houses or Clans that aren't nearly as studly as us, the chance to hang out in the Clan Davion forums is hard to pass up, but seriously, ya'll gotta vacate. All this e-peen stroking is turning this into a sausage fest and Clan Davion is all about the ladies. Now, if you need advice on talking to girls or whatever, this is the place to be, but seriously, stop touching yourselves while your in our place. it's gross.

People want to come here and fap that's fine. This is the forum to discuss Davion topics, not our private house forum. We've got a website for that.

We don't discuss proper hair care and how to talk to women here. It would just confuse the visitors. They're not used to 'women' who talk back, unless they came with a pull string installed.

[xX PUG Xx]

Tasker, on 10 March 2015 - 07:51 PM, said:

Have a lot of screenshots of bad Davion players losing matches over and over again, and likewise, not that funny. Only sad.

Ha ha.

Aye 'cause obviously being the honourable warrior that you are you would also take pictures of your losses. Oh no, I forgot honourable Kuritan warriors never lose. They only allow an opponent to take the battlefield if they are feeling benevolent. /sarcasm off.

[Tasker]

xX PUG Xx, on 10 March 2015 - 09:14 PM, said:

Aye 'cause obviously being the honourable warrior that you are you would also take pictures of your losses. Oh no, I forgot honourable Kuritan warriors never lose. They only allow an opponent to take the battlefield if they are feeling benevolent. /sarcasm off.

Never claimed to be honorable. However, have often claimed to be better than Davion clanner noobs. Ha ha ha.

And while you sit there thinking "Oh, Kurita so mean! Jerks!" -- Remember, Davion rats, was you who talked most smack, made most boasts, threatened 'unleash hell' when Kurita take back single world that Davion steal from Kurita during clan fighting. That is why Davion fail and Kurita succeed. When Davion talk smack, we laugh, punch you in mouth. When Kurita talk smack, Davion tuck tail between legs and run and complain about big jerks.

Maybe you learn valuable lesson from all this? Or perhaps you ready to surrender now and join Greater Kuritan Co-Prosperity Sphere. No shame in accepting defeat at hands of skilled warriors and embrace better way of life.

Edited by Tasker, 10 March 2015 - 10:17 PM.

[ccrider]

[BlackPhoenix01]

Chef Kerensky, on 09 March 2015 - 04:50 AM, said:

You will never see a scoreboard that looks like this. Ha ha ha.

How's that star league working out for you?

Anyone can post a screenshot! I love the "Look, this happened one time therefor it looks like this every time - heres a picture to prove this" mentality on these forums hahahaha.

[YCSLiesmith]

ccrider, on 10 March 2015 - 10:33 PM, said:

gloating about the tragic fate of Kentares women after davion reconquered the planet is in pretty bad taste imo

BlackPhoenix01, on 11 March 2015 - 03:41 AM, said:

Anyone can post a screenshot! I love the "Look, this happened one time therefor it looks like this every time - heres a picture to prove this" mentality on these forums hahahaha.

clan wolf lol

and they're all pugs

[Kerc Kasha]

BlackPhoenix01, on 11 March 2015 - 03:41 AM, said:

Anyone can post a screenshot! I love the "Look, this happened one time therefor it looks like this every time - heres a picture to prove this" mentality on these forums hahahaha.

Ah the fabled clan wolf stomp I heard so much about promptly followed by much laughter

[Tasker]

lol @ lose 25 pilots to unitless Wolf pugs.

[Chef Kerensky]

BlackPhoenix01, on 11 March 2015 - 03:41 AM, said:

Anyone can post a screenshot! I love the "Look, this happened one time therefor it looks like this every time - heres a picture to prove this" mentality on these forums hahahaha.

Beating clan wolf pugs is like punching a school's worth of small children in the face

Edited by Chef Kerensky, 11 March 2015 - 07:02 AM.

[Chef Kerensky]

For the record, I am not opposed to beating up clan wolf pugs. Take this information as you will.

[Novawrecker]

MischiefSC, on 10 March 2015 - 07:59 PM, said:

People want to come here and fap ...

Look. What you do in the privacy of your keyboard is none of our business

[Wingbreaker]

Novawrecker, on 11 March 2015 - 10:25 AM, said:

Look. What you do in the privacy of your keyboard is none of our business

That must be a massive keyboard.

[RjBass3]

Tasker, on 10 March 2015 - 06:18 PM, said:

Die, clanner.

Yaaaawn

Get a new line guys. That one is about as worn out as as your front lines on the clan borders.

[dervishx5]

Edited by dervishx5, 11 March 2015 - 01:16 PM.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

i have escaped the system of love capitalism

[Alexander Steel]

MischiefSC, on 11 March 2015 - 03:13 PM, said:

People don't join Kurita to fight clans or Davion or the like. They do it for cheap and easy access to anime printed pajamas and pillow cases and figurines.

Wait, people join factions for other reasons?!?!

[MischiefSC]

MechaNagato, on 11 March 2015 - 03:56 PM, said:

i have escaped the system of love capitalism

I have a recorded greetings from your fellow escapees from the oppression of relationships -

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

im a pure girl

[ccrider]

If that were true we wouldn't be verbally sparring in the forums. You'd take one look at my flowing Clan Davion locks, get weak in the knees and throw yourself into my bed.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

creep