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[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

Clans are crazy creatures which have animal style of life and they don`t differ much form wild monsters of the Sphere. They move on four extremities, jump over land and smell it all the time to feel the smell of the prey. They hunting very careful and prudent and they wait for Stalkers like wild animals. Lightning reflexes and hypertrophied muscles allow to do distant accurate jumps and to tear to pieces its prey.

[Scoops Kerensky]

This is disturbing information.

[Star Trek]

What prey clanner have? Rocks, Ha Ha Ha.

[Chef Kerensky]

*Said while destroying Mad Cat* Get out of here, clanner.

[bad arcade kitty]

meow

[Dawnstealer]

It's true. They also have what's known as a hectocotylus that they use for mating.

[Sevrid]

Said the prey...

Edited by Sevrid, 17 April 2015 - 06:07 PM.

[Celtic Warrior]

When us clanners entered our new hunting grounds in the Inner Sphere below is we found most of our prey hold up in what they called a mans castle.


We also came across some of the inner sphere's females. I would think they would want to be freed from this tyranny.


Clearly after witnessing this on all the inner sphere's planets captured by the clans we the clans decided to throw the battles on Tukayyid so we could resume our lives in luxery compared to the inner sphere rabble.

Edited by Celtic Warrior, 17 April 2015 - 06:30 PM.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Celtic Warrior, on 17 April 2015 - 06:29 PM, said:

When us clanners entered our new hunting grounds in the Inner Sphere below is we found most of our prey hold up in what they called a mans castle.


We also came across some of the inner sphere's females. I would think they would want to be freed from this tyranny.


Clearly after witnessing this on all the inner sphere's planets captured by the clans we the clans decided to throw the battles on Tukayyid so we could resume our lives in luxery compared to the inner sphere rabble.

Home sweet home..

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

Rare footage of clanner attempting to fit into Inner Sphere society

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

Celtic Warrior, on 17 April 2015 - 06:29 PM, said:

When us clanners entered our new hunting grounds in the Inner Sphere below is we found most of our prey hold up in what they called a mans castle.


We also came across some of the inner sphere's females. I would think they would want to be freed from this tyranny.


Clearly after witnessing this on all the inner sphere's planets captured by the clans we the clans decided to throw the battles on Tukayyid so we could resume our lives in luxery compared to the inner sphere rabble.

*extremely unconvincing voice* Wow this is really funny

[MechWarrior5152251]

Clammer Psychology: cry and cry until Russ nerfs those nasty IS mechs....

[Kinski Orlawisch]

Edited by Marc von der Heide, 19 April 2015 - 04:34 AM.

[B L O O D W I T C H]

[TripleEhBeef]

The Clans are no different than any wild animal. They can be domesticated, then spayed and neutered.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

Marc von der Heide, on 18 April 2015 - 03:59 AM, said:

On the other side are the IS. Degenerated peopel. Not knowing how to maintain a fuel based engine. Lost their knowledge due to too much Radiation. They prefer to throw nuclear strikes against holy buildings and big Citys instead of fighting for them.
Mostly eating each other, they became a Kind of canibals. Most of their Mechs are 300 years old and have broken parts. They can bee happy when they are Abel to move. Most of their mechpilots never leave their Cockpit fearing someone will steal their mech.
To get into a Cockpit they even sell their parents to slavery. When you can t see them, open your hatch. You can smell them from 200KM. They never wash themself due to that washing is lost Tech for them.

Ahh and I forgot. Most Play LRM due to that they can t aim. Their leader has to implant bombs into their Cockpit, else they would not fight.
Normaly they hide below Stones and try to attack when the enemy is already cored.
They don t engage in 1vs1 situations, cause they prefer to attack in packs.

A typical IS Pilot whining and nerfing Clans till they are useless.



You like ******** talking? You demanded it? You got it.

A lot of words just to say "I'm not funny"

[Ductus Hase]

Clones of warcriminals and deserters... they like to become Bondsmen - don´t ask why, us freeborn wouldn´t understand.

[JohnnyWayne]

MechaNagato, on 18 April 2015 - 02:09 PM, said:

A lot of words just to say "I'm not funny"

Well I can return these words to you.

[Codeine Radick]

Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky, on 17 April 2015 - 10:29 PM, said:

Rare footage of clanner attempting to fit into Inner Sphere society

So wait....

Wait. Wait Wait.

This is what you see clanners as... yet... we kicked your collective {Richard Cameron} in. So, if you lose to THAT ^ how much worse are you people?

[Chef Kerensky]

Marc von der Heide, on 18 April 2015 - 03:59 AM, said:

On the other side are the IS. Degenerated peopel. Not knowing how to maintain a fuel based engine. Lost their knowledge due to too much Radiation. They prefer to throw nuclear strikes against holy buildings and big Citys instead of fighting for them.
Mostly eating each other, they became a Kind of canibals. Most of their Mechs are 300 years old and have broken parts. They can bee happy when they are Abel to move. Most of their mechpilots never leave their Cockpit fearing someone will steal their mech.
To get into a Cockpit they even sell their parents to slavery. When you can t see them, open your hatch. You can smell them from 200KM. They never wash themself due to that washing is lost Tech for them.

Ahh and I forgot. Most Play LRM due to that they can t aim. Their leader has to implant bombs into their Cockpit, else they would not fight.
Normaly they hide below Stones and try to attack when the enemy is already cored.
They don t engage in 1vs1 situations, cause they prefer to attack in packs.

A typical IS Pilot whining and nerfing Clans till they are useless.



You like ******** talking? You demanded it? You got it.