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#1 TLBFestus

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:07 AM

I remember clinging to my premium time like a long lost love, thinking "I'm not spending this tils CW arrives".

CW arrived and ever since then I've been "WTF was I thinking?"

Anyone else got one?

#2 DjPush

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:12 AM

I kept saying "I will play this game until they pull the plug." I'm beginning to wonder if they already have.

I love this game and I try to keep playing it and contribute by buying mech packs. However, I keep checking on CW every once and a while and realize... No ones buying it yet.

So I play less and spend no more. I willckeep looking in from time to time to see if CW becomes anything more than another assault match.

#3 MeiSooHaityu

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:18 AM

In River City...

Who OKs plans and a budget for a suspension bridge from the star port to the upper city district when just a few meters away there is a cliff side they could have carved a road into. Heck, the water is only a few meters deep, they could have filled it in and placed a road across it.

That bridge is more pointless than the Detroit People Mover...and trust me, the DPM is POINTLESS. I'm guessing the Mayor of River City is a distant relative of Coleman Young.

#4 Joseph Mallan

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:19 AM

I will not own a Clan Omni till at least 3055...
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Sits in my Bays in 3050.... :huh: :unsure:

Edited by Joseph Mallan, 21 April 2015 - 08:19 AM.


#5 El Bandito

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:20 AM

AC2 heat is still 1. WTF PGI.

#6 Dolph Hoskins

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:22 AM

Dibs on the giant dead lobster in Viridian Bog...It's mine :angry:

#7 Joseph Mallan

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:26 AM

View PostThe Ripper13, on 21 April 2015 - 08:22 AM, said:

Dibs on the giant dead lobster in Viridian Bog...It's mine :angry:

I want XP and coin for shooting the live one!

#8 Feetwet

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:28 AM

For the love of god someone help me. My 70 ton mech is stuck on this 10 foot statue of Nick Saban. Again.

#9 MeiSooHaityu

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:31 AM

How in god's expanse galaxy does ammo stored in the legs get to weapons in the arms or torsos?

It has to go through possibly a knee actuator and definently a hip actuator. Those are hinged joints...how the?!?What the?!?

OK, I'm just assuming Lostech. Well either that or it is the ghost of Kerensky or something like that.

#10 Percimes

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:33 AM

In TT trees give you cover making you harder to hit. In MWO they only obstruct your vision making it harder for you to hit.

Battle grid is not made out of hexagons. Base of the mech cockpit item is not hex either. :huh:

Edited by Percimes, 21 April 2015 - 08:33 AM.


#11 Dolph Hoskins

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:34 AM

View PostMeiSooHaityu, on 21 April 2015 - 08:31 AM, said:

How in god's expanse galaxy does ammo stored in the legs get to weapons in the arms or torsos?

It has to go through possibly a knee actuator and definently a hip actuator. Those are hinged joints...how the?!?What the?!?

OK, I'm just assuming Lostech. Well either that or it is the ghost of Kerensky or something like that.


Some people say space magic...I say gnomes.

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:36 AM

MWO actually has mini-games, here's a few I found:

* Dodgeball in mechs: It happens every time someone tries to snipe you with any version of PPCs. Just dodge it over and over, see how many you can avoid in a row!

* Roll dat dice: In MWO you don't just just aim and fire at something to get a hit, the game will also roll a digital dice to see if the server till allow it to be a hit or not! All you tabletop fans gotta love this one!

* Exterminate all ninjas: Every time your weapons hit invisible obstacles, congrats! You've bagged another ninja!

Edited by Torgun, 21 April 2015 - 08:48 AM.


#13 Duncan Jr Fischer

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:40 AM

View PostMeiSooHaityu, on 21 April 2015 - 08:18 AM, said:

In River City...

Who OKs plans and a budget for a suspension bridge from the star port to the upper city district when just a few meters away there is a cliff side they could have carved a road into. Heck, the water is only a few meters deep, they could have filled it in and placed a road across it.

That bridge is more pointless than the Detroit People Mover...and trust me, the DPM is POINTLESS. I'm guessing the Mayor of River City is a distant relative of Coleman Young.


Mind-blowing stuff like this pervades most of the maps in MWO, that's why you can't believe in them..
Streetlights in the Frozen City anyone, when all you see is the tops of the skyscrappers.. and the streetlights?
Forest Colony was the first map, and it was totally ridiculous, like what is this place, practically speaking? I have no idea. A random mess of objects and landmarks. All the maps are meaningless and artificial right in your face.
Crimson is among the better, but WHY this giant concrete balcony? And any map with water is made feel really stupid, because all the water is only like 2-4 meters deep. Especially when you know the mechs can move under water and have a special kind of interaction with it.

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:46 AM

View PostJoseph Mallan, on 21 April 2015 - 08:26 AM, said:

I want XP and coin for shooting the live one!

I want the carapace for armor!





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