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SnagaDance, on 25 May 2015 - 11:35 PM, said:
As is already known Scout Derek has been hit with some family tribulations. He and his family are in our thoughts. 
But is this all that is happening??
Our reporter has stated there are rumors that Scout Derek has actually been sitting behind his computer CONTINUOUSLY for the past few days, staring at 61 new Locust and 1 new Cataphract in his mechbay. Having been unable to resist the temptation of redeeming all those lovely codes himself.
A family friend that wished to remain anonymous stated that she couldn't believe Scout Derek would ever do something like that, though it did make her think of an event in his childhood that closely resembled it. Our anonymous source said that one day young Scout Derek was asked by his mother to share a tray of freshly baked chocolate-chip cookies with his siblings, but instead he ate all of the cookies himself. Overcome with shame and remorse he subsequently climbed into a tree in the back yard to hide and refused to come out for the next few hours.
And there you have it. A surprising similarity I am sure you will all agree. And with that we at the Daily Malicious Slander take our leave of you. Remember to tune in to Malicious Slander again, home of the news as we want it!
But is this all that is happening??
Our reporter has stated there are rumors that Scout Derek has actually been sitting behind his computer CONTINUOUSLY for the past few days, staring at 61 new Locust and 1 new Cataphract in his mechbay. Having been unable to resist the temptation of redeeming all those lovely codes himself.
A family friend that wished to remain anonymous stated that she couldn't believe Scout Derek would ever do something like that, though it did make her think of an event in his childhood that closely resembled it. Our anonymous source said that one day young Scout Derek was asked by his mother to share a tray of freshly baked chocolate-chip cookies with his siblings, but instead he ate all of the cookies himself. Overcome with shame and remorse he subsequently climbed into a tree in the back yard to hide and refused to come out for the next few hours.
And there you have it. A surprising similarity I am sure you will all agree. And with that we at the Daily Malicious Slander take our leave of you. Remember to tune in to Malicious Slander again, home of the news as we want it!
