117 replies to this topic

[Mongooser]

Judging from the massive POSITIVE response I got from the MWO community, I give you my word(as a professional gamer of course) that if there are more then 250 votes and at least 50% of them are “yes”, I will cough up the $120 and become a founder.

You should vote yes if:

You think you are skilled enough to pwn me.
You want your shot at killing a pro gamer.
You hate me and wanna see me die on your screen.(I promise I won't hit the eject button)
You want the devs to get another $120 in the hopes of making the game better.
You want me to join your House/clan/guild etc...
You are under the age of 30 and have no idea you are being goaded right now.

You should vote no if:

You are scared.
Your mother just got her welfare check and you are not sure if you will have internet access when the game is released, therefore you wont have the chance to kill me.
You doubt I am a pro gamer.
You are currently in a nerd rage moment and have no clue which way to vote.

To those with at least half a brain, you do realize I cannot lose right? If the vote ends up yes, the $120 was worth the entertainment, and my game-play in MWO will never be boring, and if every smacktard on the map is gunning for me, this could also be used as an advantage in game. If the vote ends up as no, I can buy the founder account anyway and send everyone into nerd rage all over again. When you have a no lose position, always pursue it...

[Skadi]

1. im disapointed i cant vote more than one option
2. why should anyone who vote no be scared of you, you can still paly without founders and the mech gives no inmatch advantage
3.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
4.Pickles
5. First post
6.

Edited by Skadi, 02 July 2012 - 07:41 PM.

[Telthalion]

Ironically, I actually did eat pickles for lunch.

[xxx WreckinBallRaj xxx]

I honestly think you "lost" by posting this crap on a forum.

[Dihm]

[DraigUK]

Funny.

[Orzorn]

[An0n3]

I'm having a conundrum, wanting to post to tell you nobody cares what you want to do, but it's still a post indicating some level of attention on my part, which you are obviously starved for.

How about this.

Like this post if you don't care what this guy does at all and would rather he just keep it to himself.

[Skadi]

Oh hey a mod is watching the thread this time, hiiiii Helmer!

[Divine Madcat]

The derp is strong with this one.....

[Kumakichi]

hmm... just another epeener. Such a waste of time.

[MuffinTop]

This guy just doesn't know when to quit. Maybe this thread will have 17 pages like his other thread, and he will post more funny stuff.

[Ranek Blackstone]

i thought this guy was leaving.

Why is he still here?!?

[Skadi]

lets just cut to the part where people start posting absoultely win meme's

Edited by Skadi, 02 July 2012 - 07:48 PM.

[darkrei9n]

Alright, OP, as a clanner I challenge you to a Trial of Grievance.

I'll even get in a light mech and you can get in the heavy to assault mech.

When open beta comes (Or if we both get into closed) you shall lose.

Edited by darkrei9n, 02 July 2012 - 07:50 PM.

[Eisenhorne]

EVERYONE vote yes.

There is ZERO downside to voting for yes.

One of two things will happen.

1) He gets a founders account, and PGI makes money, AND we can pwn him in-game.

2) He doesn't get a founders account, and we can mock him mercilessly on the forums for it!

[William Petersen]

How on earth do you fit that through most standard-sized doors with an ego that enormous?

[SGT_Stubby]

Judging from the massive NEGATIVE response I got from the MWO community, I give you my word(as a professional liar of course) that if there are more then 250 votes and at least 50% of them are “yes”, I will cough up the $120 and become a founder.

You should vote yes if:

You think you are skilled enough to pwn me. (It's about as hard as right-clicking)
You want your shot at killing a pro gamer (remember, it's my word)
You hate me and wanna see me die on your screen.(I promise I won't hit the eject button, even though it's way funnier)
You want the devs to get another $120 in the hopes of making the game better. (remember, it's my money)
You want me to join your House/clan/guild etc... (but who doesn't want a pretentious elitist?)
You are under the age of 30 and have no idea you are being goaded right now. (trolololo)

You should vote no if:

You are scared. (remember the right click?)
Your mother just got her welfare check and you are not sure if you will have internet access when the game is released, therefore you wont have the chance to kill me. (But I'll eject anyways, lol)
You doubt I am a pro gamer. (Pro liar)
You are currently in a nerd rage moment and have no clue which way to vote. (Means vote yes)

To those with at least half a brain, you do realize I cannot win right? If the vote ends up yes, the $120 was worth the entertainment, and my game-play in MWO will never be fun, and if every smacktard on the map is gunning for me, this could also be used as an advantage in game. If the vote ends up as yes, I can buy the founder account anyway and send everyone into nerd rage all over again. When you have a no win position, always pursue it...

Edited by Aldrai Sedai, 02 July 2012 - 07:55 PM.

[Kaldrenborn]

[CW Roy]

Now you really are just trolling. Btw yeah, you're not a pro MechWarrior, and any one of us would dominate you I'm sure.