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[TLBFestus]

I got a good LOL from some of the map names that people cam up with in another thread;

http://mwomercs.com/...53#entry4409253

and thought it deserved it's own dedicated thread.

As most of us acknowledge in the past PGI has taken a few maps, made minor changes and called it a new map. The greatest example is "River City" and "River City Night".

Here are some of the ones from the thread above;

TLBFestus, on 05 May 2015 - 05:42 PM, said:

They are busy working on Viridian Bog early fall and Viridian Bog late mid-afternoon. Be patient.

Green Mamba, on 05 May 2015 - 05:45 PM, said:

Terra Therma Winter is also in the works I think

That Dawg, on 05 May 2015 - 05:53 PM, said:

I've been waiting for Tourmaline Spring for MONTHS now

SuomiWarder, on 05 May 2015 - 06:14 PM, said:

Isn't Terra Therma - Dormant Ice Ball in the works....

LordBraxton, on 05 May 2015 - 06:35 PM, said:

River City - Later At Night

Troutmonkey, on 05 May 2015 - 06:37 PM, said:

River City Rave.
Like Rivery City Night, but with strobing coloured search lights

El Bandito, on 05 May 2015 - 06:41 PM, said:

River City Ransom is coming out soon. Heard it is a great brawl map.

LordKnightFandragon, on 05 May 2015 - 06:43 PM, said:

Now that is funny ****.,


But what about Crimson City More Buildings?

Green Mamba, on 05 May 2015 - 07:02 PM, said:

River City........ Red Light District

At this point my favorite is "River City-Later at Night". Anyone got some other clever names to contribute?

[Vandul]

Alpine Nickelback Peaks

Yeah, i got nothin.

[Nothing Whatsoever]

Do you mean how Terra Therma is Mordor and Grim Portico is Cybertron?

[Almond Brown]

Threads like these, duplicated even, is why Twitter has become the go to medium for MWO news and stuff.

Keep adding to the white noise this place has become. They almost can't hear everyone laughing.

[TLBFestus]

Thank you for setting us straight oh wise forum dweller.

I apologize for annoying you, but on the bright side you get to post and let everyone know how much better you are than those of us who don't keep track of the forums.

Again, my apologies.



Oh, and.. FOREST ANT COLONY

[Alistair Winter]

Hell-I'm-bored Springs
Bore-y'all Vault
Viridian Smog

Ideas for new maps:
Alpine Peaks -> Alpine Without The Peaks
Caustic valley -> Toxic Community Valley
Crimson Strait -> Crimson Bi-curious (Sorry, too obvious, wasn't it?)

I'm out.

[Troutmonkey]

Alistair Winter, on 06 May 2015 - 02:33 PM, said:

Hell-I'm-bored Springs
Bore-y'all Vault
Viridian Smog

Ideas for new maps:
Alpine Peaks -> Alpine Without The Peaks
Caustic valley -> Toxic Community Valley
Crimson Strait -> Crimson Bi-curious (Sorry, too obvious, wasn't it?)

I'm out.

Last one got a good chuckle out of me. I'm a real sucker for puns

Make a warmer version of Frozen City.
Just called it "City"

[TLBFestus]

RedBull Strait

[LordKnightFandragon]

Troutmonkey, on 06 May 2015 - 06:17 PM, said:

Last one got a good chuckle out of me. I'm a real sucker for puns

Make a warmer version of Frozen City.
Just called it "City"

Spring Thaw City

[Alex Morgaine]

Frozen city winter.

[Lyoto Machida]

Almond Brown, on 06 May 2015 - 11:21 AM, said:

Threads like these, duplicated even, is why Twitter has become the go to medium for MWO news and stuff.

Keep adding to the white noise this place has become. They almost can't hear everyone laughing.

Shh, guys! Don't throw out any more names until Almond leaves. He might tweet Russ about it and get the whole thread shutdown...

[FupDup]

Mordor.

[Whatzituyah]

FupDup, on 06 May 2015 - 07:58 PM, said:

Mordor.

[luxebo]

Cmon guys, not one person said Urbanmech City. Nobody.

[SaltBeef]

Lumberjack: in a Forrest with fir trees that opens into a canyon with mild coniferous. The objective is to protect the crashed Dropship and it's valuable crew. Dropship has 19000 hit points remaining and it's weapons systems are down.

Defenders Keep the Attackers bogged down in ambush or fail your mission.

Attackers Destroy the damaged Dropship that ran the fighter blockade.

WAYFARE : IS has discovered a secret clan world from after the Exodus era. This world seems to have vast amount of genetically modified lifeforms and a research lab with star port and Mech bay carved into a mountainside. Beware mountain still has active pop up turrets and some of the Larger genetic lifeforms resemble dinosaurs that may be hostile to mechs.

Attackers: IS unit only check out report that captured Pirate spoke about a secret facility and strange Creatures.

Defenders: Clan Only defend the Research Facility and Ancient compound.

Edited by SaltBeef, 06 May 2015 - 10:40 PM.

[Troutmonkey]

SaltBeef, on 06 May 2015 - 10:37 PM, said:

I think you may have mistaken the point of the thread.

We're just making humurous variations on existing map names, preferring pun laden ones.

[SnagaDance]

Alistair Winter, on 06 May 2015 - 02:33 PM, said:

Crimson Strait -> Crimson Bi-curious (Sorry, too obvious, wasn't it?)

Crimson Cis-Scum?

[luxebo]

Troutmonkey, on 06 May 2015 - 10:42 PM, said:

I think you may have mistaken the point of the thread.
We're just making humurous variations on existing map names, preferring pun laden ones.

Well he said a map with dinosaurs... not sure if serious or just throwing in more for the thread.

Either way hope we can actually play those maps.

[Sergeant Random]

Crimson and Beige Polka Dots Straight

I.C.E. Exhaust Manifold

K-Town City?

[SaltBeef]

They need to put in a Checkered Flag and finish line at River city Raceway!