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[Grus]

Rumor has it no one has posted a rumor about MS because they dont drop FW anymore.

[Major Major Catch 22]

Xavier, on 27 May 2015 - 11:56 AM, said:

This and all of this. I started throw thread to prove that we have a sense of humor about ourselves. For the most part people have understood that and I have had some very good laughs at this thread. This is my morning reading material, keep up the humorous posts guys the members of MS are loving the humor.

Also please notice that not one member of MS was banned with this last ban pass that PGI made so....yeah there is that.

Dont shoot the messenger

1) they drop fake accounts to capture planets
2) they always drop same side as bcmc evil
3) they broke up because egos/salt are a problem
4) all their good players went CSPS
5) all CSPS love killing MS
6) MS always spawncamps
7) MS stands for most salty
8) MS are the only unit that takes planets
9) the MS arent the (-MS-)
10) MS used to be "good"
11) Xavier can call
12) MS use borrowed builds
13) Kwea is less salty now
14) MS have the best chicks
15) MS are only good when dropping in 12 man teams
16) Only their good players drop solo
17) Are reliable to stand somewhere in the middle
18) is only on when taking planets are an option
19)MS-T stands for Taking it easy
20) Multiple sclrerosis
21) Only recruit noobs
22) Only kick out good players
23) Training ground/feeder school for better teams

Just from recent memory

[Commander A9]

I returned, mentioned "MS crabs" in various Discords, and was instantly banned.

#mscrabfest <3

[Xannatharr]

Evidently the crabs somehow spread to the FRR Hub because I see RKA units swarming with them too...

[Grus]

Almost as effective as 12man nova.

[justcallme A S H]

Xannatharr, on 11 February 2019 - 09:06 AM, said:

Evidently the crabs somehow spread to the FRR Hub because I see RKA units swarming with them too...

The best strategy lately seems to be one you don't have to come up with yourself.

I mean we had KONY2012

Now we have COPYCAT2019

Edited by justcallme A S H, 11 February 2019 - 12:53 PM.

[Xavier]

https://shop.spreads...tar/-A110606951

just in case anyone wants to go beyond just piloting crabs and want to wear crabs

[Xannatharr]

Xavier, on 11 February 2019 - 08:45 PM, said:

https://shop.spreads...tar/-A110606951

just in case anyone wants to go beyond just piloting crabs and want to wear crabs

Dammit, does MS make money off that link? Cause I want to buy one so bad right now!

[Xavier]

we do make a small amount but its only like $1 and it all goes to pay for our website hosting anyways.... at least that is what I heard in rumors.

Edited by Xavier, 12 February 2019 - 08:09 PM.

[Grus]

Rumor has it Xavier has been bugging El Bandito for him to raise funds by him doing a wet T-shirt photo shoot/ calendar...

[Xannatharr]

Grus, on 25 February 2019 - 08:58 AM, said:

Rumor has it Xavier has been bugging El Bandito for him to raise funds by him doing a wet T-shirt photo shoot/ calendar...

10/10 would buy!

[Lotspeech]

I think I heard somewhere that the Madcat MK II b Doesn't jam for MS Pilots?? what a strange rumor.

[Grus]

kamichiwa343, on 22 March 2019 - 05:46 AM, said:

I think I heard somewhere that the Madcat MK II b Doesn't jam for MS Pilots?? what a strange rumor.

Not rumor, fact, they dont doubbletap.

[Xavier]

I could insert a comment here about double tapping and GRUS mom but this is a rumors only thread...... so instead

I heard that the MS's preferred snack while piloting mechs is burnt popcorn....

[Lotspeech]

It wasnt burnt before I got into the cockpit!!!

[Xannatharr]

kamichiwa343, on 22 March 2019 - 05:46 AM, said:

I think I heard somewhere that the Madcat MK II b Doesn't jam for MS Pilots?? what a strange rumor.

Edited by Xannatharr, 28 March 2019 - 11:25 AM.

[Novakaine]

Years ago and at the expense of many lives.
A combined IS force commando's raided a gene bank.
Their mission was simple sabotage, but what they found was actually far worse.
Original it was well thought that Alexandr Kerensky was the Clans original gene father.
But after the raid it was found to be untrue.
As the real gene father was actually this man Icky Twerp.
The surviving agents retrieved the information and scrubbed the mission.
Of the original 12 man team only 3 survived the perilous and hilarious mission.
Upon their return they were hailed as hero's and paid a tidy sum.
Unfortunately this information would not help the war effort.
But many a Inner Sphere Lord laughed for weeks.

[Grus]

Xavier, on 23 March 2019 - 02:48 PM, said:

I could insert a comment here about double tapping and GRUS mom but this is a rumors only thread...... so instead

I heard that the MS's preferred snack while piloting mechs is burnt popcorn....

It seems I may have gotten too close to the truth...

[Xavier]

The truth hurts but rumors are pain waiting to be felt.....

[Mechwarrior1441491]

That all the good players left and will never return.