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[gloowa]

Crockdaddy, on 01 January 2016 - 10:12 AM, said:

I heard -MS- was created to fill the forum void which an absent NKVA has created. Both units reviled in their own special way here on the MWO forums, -MS- I salute you!

Scoops I miss you!!

Did you really have to take MS name and put it in the same sentence as that-other-name? Looke at the "S" of "MS" now. It's violated. PTSD for life.

[Armando]

Crockdaddy, on 01 January 2016 - 10:12 AM, said:

I heard -MS- was created to fill the forum void which an absent NKVA has created. Both units reviled in their own special way here on the MWO forums, -MS- I salute you!

Scoops I miss you!!

On the battlefield NKVA was steaming garbage, but on the forums...King of the Trolls.

I try not to judge Trolls, because every now and again I like to dabble at trolling myself. So when I say "what NKVA lacked in piloting skills they more than make up for in the ability to take forum pop shots at anyone and everyone without discrimination" it is not with malice, but respect.

NKVA's infuriating wit was charming...they were like old school [Lord]s without the 'in game skill'. Anyone who wanted to 'try' to troll NKVA needed to bring their 'big-boy' trolling pants or fall into their trap of "trolling you into trolling (bring you down to their level) then troll the sh!at out of you (and troll you to death)", and they did it like no other MWO forum trolls, truly "King of the Forum Trolls".

To the "Troll-ception Masters" (Ability to Troll, in a Troll, within a bigger Troll....think Russian nesting dolls of Trolling) NKVA I salute you.

- o7 -

Edited by Armando, 01 January 2016 - 11:32 AM.

[MischiefSC]

NKVA was like -MS- with a sense of humor.

And wifu pillows.

[B0oN]

Rumor has it that MS went on to have an agreement with Steam to send all the new Steam-Mechwarriors to their "indoctrination facility" which most of the MS members just know as "Snuggle room" where they will get all their tears extracted from their bodies .

Let´s just hope these poor souls survive the open contact with the axis of evil and furthermore it will be very interesting to see how an agreement like this might influence salt prices after the disastrous embargo of 3050 .

Edited by Rad Hanzo, 03 January 2016 - 05:50 AM.

[gloowa]

Rumor has it that those so called "Snuggle rooms" real name is "CW lobbies", and fresh, tender meat is lured there via insidious campaign of misinformation called "Call to Arms". As this forum is neither furaffinity nor fetlife, we are unable to describe what happens inside those rooms/lobbies due to regulations.

Edited by gloowa, 03 January 2016 - 11:47 AM.

[Crockdaddy]

Armando, on 01 January 2016 - 10:52 AM, said:

On the battlefield NKVA was steaming garbage, but on the forums...King of the Trolls.

I try not to judge Trolls, because every now and again I like to dabble at trolling myself. So when I say "what NKVA lacked in piloting skills they more than make up for in the ability to take forum pop shots at anyone and everyone without discrimination" it is not with malice, but respect.

NKVA's infuriating wit was charming...they were like old school [Lord]s without the 'in game skill'. Anyone who wanted to 'try' to troll NKVA needed to bring their 'big-boy' trolling pants or fall into their trap of "trolling you into trolling (bring you down to their level) then troll the sh!at out of you (and troll you to death)", and they did it like no other MWO forum trolls, truly "King of the Forum Trolls".

To the "Troll-ception Masters" (Ability to Troll, in a Troll, within a bigger Troll....think Russian nesting dolls of Trolling) NKVA I salute you.

- o7 -

You do realize of course NKVA beat over 92% of the teams they faced and especially beat the crap out of -MS- overall. Might not like the troll but they could play CW. Shoot that isn't even a rumor that is straight fact lol.

Edited by Crockdaddy, 03 January 2016 - 10:14 PM.

[MischiefSC]

Crockdaddy, on 03 January 2016 - 10:14 PM, said:

You do realize of course NKVA beat over 92% of the teams they faced and especially beat the crap out of -MS- overall. Might not like the troll but they could play CW. Shoot that isn't even a rumor that is straight fact lol.

IMPOSSIBRU! Nobody who talks **** can actually play MW:O well. NKVA left, ergo everyone now remembers having beaten NKVA all the time.

I used to beat them 1 v 12 all the time. I heard that they were so bad, they lost to ghost drops.

[crustydog]

NKVA lost to ghost drops? I heard that too - apparently they legged the last guy to ready up - but someone shot the left leg instead of the right leg, and ghost won the drop with the single kill:)

[B0oN]

Let it be know that NKVA won each and every match they ever deigned to participate in .








Too bad they never really participated though

[Armando]

Crockdaddy, on 03 January 2016 - 10:14 PM, said:

You do realize of course NKVA beat over 92% of the teams they faced and especially beat the crap out of -MS- overall. Might not like the troll but they could play CW. Shoot that isn't even a rumor that is straight fact lol.

<sarcasm> Yes, I've heard. NKVA Kills pilots by the thousands. And if THEY were here, they'd consume [-MS-] with fireballs from their eyes, and bolts of lightning from their arse. </sarcasm>

Edited by Armando, 04 January 2016 - 06:51 AM.

[Inkarnus]

i heard MS misses NKVA dearly

[Armando]

Inkarnus, on 04 January 2016 - 06:52 AM, said:

i heard MS misses NKVA dearly

Rumors...not facts. /wink

[nehebkau]

-MS- doesn't have cookies! It's all a lie! The promise cookies but when you get there its an organic, high-fibre, sugar free whole-grain and fruit bar!

I see you Satan and I name thee!

[Hal Greaves]

gloowa, on 03 January 2016 - 11:46 AM, said:

Rumor has it that those so called "Snuggle rooms" real name is "CW lobbies", and fresh, tender meat is lured there via insidious campaign of misinformation called "Call to Arms". As this forum is neither furaffinity nor fetlife, we are unable to describe what happens inside those rooms/lobbies due to regulations.

Some of those things are even too much for FurAffinity. We might have to resort to e 621 on this one.

Edited by Hal Greaves, 04 January 2016 - 07:18 AM.

[Armando]

nehebkau, on 04 January 2016 - 07:08 AM, said:

-MS- doesn't have cookies! It's all a lie! The promise cookies but when you get there its an organic, high-fibre, sugar free whole-grain and fruit bar!

I see you Satan and I name thee!

As the "Cookie Warrior" I can confirm that [-MS-] does in fact have Cookies. This is not a lie. That said, the Cookies are not for everyone, and to get them you need to perform 'special favors' to T-Rex.

[gloowa]

Hal Greaves, on 04 January 2016 - 07:18 AM, said:

Some of those things are even too much for FurAffinity. We might have to resort to e 621 on this one.

Or milovana...

[Crockdaddy]

MischiefSC, on 03 January 2016 - 10:23 PM, said:

IMPOSSIBRU! Nobody who talks **** can actually play MW:O well. NKVA left, ergo everyone now remembers having beaten NKVA all the time.

I used to beat them 1 v 12 all the time. I heard that they were so bad, they lost to ghost drops.

If only I could convince Scoops and his guys to come back. The forums + hate + trollism + great team mates = far more interesting times lol

[MischiefSC]

Crockdaddy, on 04 January 2016 - 09:40 AM, said:

If only I could convince Scoops and his guys to come back. The forums + hate + trollism + great team mates = far more interesting times lol

Just tell them about the flood of steam users an a big drop in aggressive forum moderation.

Also I hears that if you say "desu" in the mirror 3 times in a dark room with obscure anime playing they show up and light rush your gens.

[Sandpit]

MischiefSC, on 04 January 2016 - 11:45 AM, said:

Just tell them about the flood of steam users an a big drop in aggressive forum moderation.

Also I hears that if you say "desu" in the mirror 3 times in a dark room with obscure anime playing they show up and light rush your gens.

I heard that MS secretly stands for Monkey State and if you keep a surat in your cockpit it wards them off and prevents them from being able to shoot you.

[MischiefSC]

I heard that I you've summoned NKVA you can banish them by saying a slang term for "both of".

Also reporting their posts, validly or not, works to send them away.

**** these work well, so I understand.

I heard that I you've summoned NKVA you can banish them by saying a slang term for "both of".

Also reporting their posts, validly or not, works to send them away.

**** these work well, so I understand.

Sweet mother of mockery. Bee oh eff ay is blanked out. There is nothing profane about that. Is it some Canadian thing?