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[gloowa]

New development. After our last report:

gloowa, on 03 January 2016 - 11:46 AM, said:

Rumor has it that those so called "Snuggle rooms" real name is "CW lobbies", and fresh, tender meat is lured there via insidious campaign of misinformation called "Call to Arms". As this forum is neither furaffinity nor fetlife, we are unable to describe what happens inside those rooms/lobbies due to regulations.

it looks like MS has changed the codename for thier "Snuggle rooms":

MischiefSC, on 19 January 2016 - 04:49 PM, said:

It's funny because it's true.

Compact and lightweight even. Crafty, crafty MS!

The are now called: "Breeder reactors". Other then that, their methods have not changed, they still lure the unsuspecting, but now, instead of "snuggling", it's "breeding". An apt name, might i say, considering the contents of the "reactor". It looks like MS is getting more and more bold. The current codename is as close to the truth as you can get without using the r word. We will try to report more on this, but we are loosing reporters fast. They come out of the "reactor", and they are never quite the same. We don't know how much of what they tell us is true and what was purposfuly planted by MS. Stay tuned.

Edited by gloowa, 19 January 2016 - 09:10 PM.

[Crockdaddy]

I heard that -MS- was close to purchasing MWO outright by pooling a small % of its members MC and then planned on negotiating with Cloud Imperium to make MWO the planet fighting module for the newly expanded Star Citizen Universe now that SC hit that 1 BILLION dollar funding milestone.

[MischiefSC]

Crockdaddy, on 19 January 2016 - 09:27 PM, said:

I heard that -MS- was close to purchasing MWO outright by pooling a small % of its members MC and then planned on negotiating with Cloud Imperium to make MWO the planet fighting module for the newly expanded Star Citizen Universe now that SC hit that 1 BILLION dollar funding milestone.

SC hit the 1 Billion dollar funding milestone because in 3053 it's still in Alpha, but there are promises that the latest re-write of the social module is coming SOON! Then it's on to the Beta stage and the hope of more than 32 players in a single instance!

I hear it's going to be amazing when it's ready. Current projections are 3055. Potentially subject to change.

[Xiphias]

Crockdaddy, on 19 January 2016 - 09:27 PM, said:

I heard that -MS- was close to purchasing MWO outright by pooling a small % of its members MC and then planned on negotiating with Cloud Imperium to make MWO the planet fighting module for the newly expanded Star Citizen Universe now that SC hit that 1 BILLION dollar funding milestone.

The "Star" in MercStar actually comes from "Star" Citizen. The unit is being funded by CIG to push whales away from MWO to SC. The unit receives a commission for every MWO backer that switches over to backing SC.

Once -MS- has driven away or assimilated all the rest of the players they will force PGI to sell the rights to CIG. CIG will buy the rights and implement this into the planetside module and reward -MS- with the first dropships and mechs in SC.

[habu86]

Xiphias, on 21 January 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

Once -MS- has driven away or assimilated all the rest of the players they will force PGI to sell the rights to CIG. CIG will buy the rights and implement this into the planetside module and reward -MS- with the first dropships and mechs in SC.

Don't forget the ultra-secret, unlimited supply of free "EZ Mode" consumables which grant your mech +100% accel/decel, generic +50% range, +50% heat reduction, and +50% cooldown, along with +100 to all structure buffs...

Wait, no one outside MS can see this, right?

[MischiefSC]

From 21 January 2016 - 11:18 AM:

Don't forget the ultra-secret, unlimited supply of free "EZ Mode" consumables which grant your mech +100% accel/decel, generic +50% range, +50% heat reduction, and +50% cooldown, along with +100 to all structure buffs...

Wait, no one outside MS can see this, right?

Pfft. Haven't you heard? Most IS mechs come with those quirks already. Thats why Clan Wolf, CGB got rolled. IS mechs so OP that new players in trial mechs were rolling MS 12mans.

That is why MS had to switch.

[crustydog]

MischiefSC, on 21 January 2016 - 11:56 AM, said:

Pfft. Haven't you heard? Most IS mechs come with those quirks already. Thats why Clan Wolf, CGB got rolled. IS mechs so OP that new players in trial mechs were rolling MS 12mans.

That is why MS had to switch.

Clam Mechs OP pls nrf:)

[gloowa]

MischiefSC, on 21 January 2016 - 11:56 AM, said:

IS mechs so OP that new players in trial mechs were rolling MS 12mans.

I thought that happened regardless of game balance changes...

[Crockdaddy]

I heard -MS- leader Antonius Rex is really nothing more than a Scoops Kerensky alt and that most of the Comp level -MS- players are moderatepudding clones.

[Necromantion]

Crockdaddy, on 22 January 2016 - 04:25 AM, said:

I heard -MS- leader Antonius Rex is really nothing more than a Scoops Kerensky alt and that most of the Comp level -MS- players are moderatepudding clones.

Yeah except we dont use hacks like she did and arent gigantic c***s either. I cannot explain how much I detested her.

[Khereg]

Crockdaddy, on 22 January 2016 - 04:25 AM, said:

I heard -MS- leader Antonius Rex is really nothing more than a Scoops Kerensky alt and that most of the Comp level -MS- players are moderatepudding clones.

I think it's even better. I heard Tony is actually Dear Coordinator, and NKVA is his unwitting puppet.

Edited by Khereg, 22 January 2016 - 10:04 AM.

[MischiefSC]

Necromantion, on 22 January 2016 - 08:01 AM, said:

Yeah except we dont use hacks like she did and arent gigantic c***s either. I cannot explain how much I detested her.

Oh please. Nobody is fooled.

If MS doesn't use HAX, then why do they win?

Pfft.Anyone better than T3 only wins cuz HAXXZORZ.

[LeeNTien]

I've heard, that MS is quitting the game after losing dozens of matchwes in a row to KCom. They also lose prospects and even members to Warhammer release ('cause no one's willing to wait for an entire week to use that low but jumpless semi-grashopper with ballistic/missile variants in CW).

Edited by LeeNTien, 23 January 2016 - 08:11 AM.

[crustydog]

LeeNTien, on 23 January 2016 - 04:26 AM, said:

I've heard, that MS is quitting the game after losing dozens of matchwes in a row to KCom. They also lose prospects and even members to Warhammer release ('cause no one's willing to wait for an entire week to use that low but jumpless semi-grashopper with ballistic/missile variants in CW).

I myself have only lost about a single dozen matches against KCOM, recently, - dozen"S" is a bit of a stretch here:)

[MischiefSC]

I heard that if KCOM loses 12 total matches in the same month RNGesus will curse all of T1 with a plague of LoLcusts..... teammates, so they lose in pug/group queue until penance is performed and balance in The L33t is restored.

[MaxFool]

I heard PGI joined MS, and are now their official competitive EU team. Which makes sense since last season PGI placed higher in MRBC than any MS EU team ever has.

[Depressing-Fire]

Kobe retired so he could be MS' No. 1 draft pick.

[MischiefSC]

Most of PGI would struggle to fill the position of "water boy" on most comp and semi comp teams

[Jack Spade Ward]

I heard that MS went to the jaguars to prove something, but since clams are so bad now, they are getting stomp after stomp in CW
Should have stayed Rasalhague

but ballance is just right now, inst it fellas?

[MischiefSC]

Actually MS is wrecking face as much as they ever do, just there's something top tier teams playing against them when normally they all don't tend to run in to reach other.

Also I heard that MS, Kcom, 228 and all the other teams of players who are actually good at the game DIDN'T cry and switch factions when tech got balanced and all of them still perform just as well in Clan as IS.

That's the rumor anyway.