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[gloowa]

Commander A9, on 27 March 2016 - 12:09 PM, said:

Banning MercStar from the game will finally truly bring balance to the force.

If by balance you mean mindnumbing boredom of lawfulness of what will remain - light side, then yes, you are correct.

[LeeNTien]

I heard that the cookies that the Dark... I mean MS has are too salty to drink with tea. Well, unless you are Wolfish. He doesn't mind tea, as he said it just tonight on TS...

[Redshirt enraged]

I heard scientists found out that if MS grows futher the actual universe will implode.

There are rumors too that PGI plans to stop this by creating a parallel universe (codename:"ghettoverse") where MS and it´s offspring can play with themselves alone.

official comment:"this wouldn´t change the game experience for any member of MS."

Installation isn´t planned before 2025...(parallel universes are hard to create...especially for unpaid trainees)

Edited by Redshirt enraged, 28 March 2016 - 10:17 PM.

[MischiefSC]

Redshirt enraged, on 28 March 2016 - 10:34 AM, said:

I heard scientists found out that if MS grows futher the actual universe will implode.

There are rumors too that PGI plans to stop this by creating a parallel universe (codename:"ghettoverse") where MS and it´s offspring can play with themselfes alone.

official comment:"this wouldn´t change the game experience for any member of MS."

Installation isn´t planned before 2025...(parallel universes are hard to create...especially for unpaid trainees)

It is true that MS would be perfectly happy to spend all their time playing with themselves.

[gloowa]

MischiefSC, on 28 March 2016 - 11:39 AM, said:

It is true that MS would be perfectly happy to spend all their time playing with themselves.

A Quiz:
"What's the UNSC MS motto?"

"When in doubt, [place your answer here] out"

[Pat Kell]

I am having a hard time figuring out which part of any of these posts are "rumors"..........

[gloowa]

Pat Kell, on 29 March 2016 - 12:41 AM, said:

I am having a hard time figuring out which part of any of these posts are "rumors"..........

Rumor has it, that rumors are like myths - while they may be false, there is a grain of truth in them... dun DUN DUUUUN.

Edited by gloowa, 29 March 2016 - 12:38 PM.

[LeeNTien]

For example in the above message the grain of truth is letter "u" that had been put, obviously on purpose, in the wrong place.......
Da-dum-ts!

[Chef Kerensky]

gloowa, on 28 March 2016 - 12:24 PM, said:

A Quiz:
"What's the UNSC MS motto?"

"When in doubt, [place your answer here] out"

Timer. Ha ha ha.

[gloowa]

Chef Kerensky, on 29 March 2016 - 08:49 AM, said:

Timer. Ha ha ha.

rofl. well played.

LeeNTien, on 29 March 2016 - 07:37 AM, said:

For example in the above message the grain of truth is letter "u" that had been put, obviously on purpose, in the wrong place.......
Da-dum-ts!

Iam TEH typo mastr.

Edited by gloowa, 29 March 2016 - 12:41 PM.

[Xavier]

I heard MS went to marik because it values purple chicken as a delicacy!

[HeavyEcho]

Xavier, on 29 March 2016 - 03:55 PM, said:

I heard MS went to marik because it values purple chicken as a delicacy!

The Merika cooperation does not support the slaughter of purple chickens for their meat. Purple Bacon is fine tho we are in good supply.

-MS- have seen the error of there sinful ways and joined the Word of Tanner, Praise his name!

Edited by HeavyEcho, 30 March 2016 - 11:08 AM.

[gloowa]

Xavier, on 29 March 2016 - 03:55 PM, said:

I heard MS went to marik because it values purple chicken as a delicacy!

I heard there were some dissenting voices, praising green pidgeon as having superior taste. They have been dealt with.

[CDLord HHGD]

Well, lets see....

I hear that MS leadership and Russ go golfing on Sundays.
I know you guys are leg men (because in four drops against you guys last night, maybe 3, all you did was leg us).
You probably also have a presidential red phone to Russ' office.
Premium Twitter accounts, whatever that means.

[crustydog]

I heard MS going to Marik was all just a ploy to trick KCOM, 228, BWC and NKVA into going to Marik, while we GTFO ASAP!

First, we had to detach Marik from all Clan attack lanes, and that mission is now accomplished!

The Steiner's even thought that was their idea, an essential element of "The Plan."

Then last night we baited the trap with several juicy diplomatic incidents - ripe with Davion salt!

Can you say legs?

Did we remember to say -"you started it..." ?


By the way, didn't we publicly mention how great the CW action is on the Marik Front?

I got that part...

IT'S GREAT!

I think that should just about do it.


appropriate epic theme music link goes here:

[Chef Kerensky]

crustydog, on 31 March 2016 - 09:47 AM, said:

I heard MS going to Marik was all just a ploy to trick KCOM, 228, BWC and NKVA into going to Marik, while we GTFO ASAP!

First, we had to detach Marik from all Clan attack lanes, and that mission is now accomplished!

The Steiner's even thought that was their idea, an essential element of "The Plan."

Then last night we baited the trap with several juicy diplomatic incidents - ripe with Davion salt!

Can you say legs?

Did we remember to say -"you started it..." ?


By the way, didn't we publicly mention how great the CW action is on the Marik Front?

I got that part...

IT'S GREAT!

I think that should just about do it.


appropriate epic theme music link goes here:

The only unit I know of that follows the big merc units around like a sad dog is CI

[gloowa]

cdlord, on 31 March 2016 - 09:04 AM, said:

I hear that MS leadership and Russ go golfing on Sundays.
(...)
You probably also have a presidential red phone to Russ' office.

** CAUTION ** ADVISORY ** CAUTION **
Priority UV, distribution immediate.
 
High command security compromised. Top Secret intel leaked.
Cancel NABOLPOSSOR, cancel NARANYA. Deploy SHAMBHALA [T+10].
 
All assets now under LUCIFER protocol. Cut all NAGARI network communications. Sound off ACS to your handler upon receipt.
 
** CAUTION ** ADVISORY ** CAUTION **

Edited by gloowa, 01 April 2016 - 01:30 AM.

[Commander A9]

PGI uses MercStar to balance its Community Warfare map and give certain factions more attack lanes.

[gloowa]

I heard MS raises money do fight and eradicate MS.

[MischiefSC]

I heard MS is a crippling disease and Antonius Rex is to blame.