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[Armando]

I heard that [-MS-] is fat, and their mother dresses them funny.

[Kin3ticX]

10vs1 me IRL

[Hydrocarbon]

Kin3ticX, on 29 May 2016 - 10:10 AM, said:

10vs1 me IRL

But it has to be in his parent's basement. Word is he hasn't left if for the last 7 years...

[MischiefSC]

I heard that MS dropped in Admirals on Alts while multiboxing and lost to their own Discos because they stay in the drop zone and nobody can defeat Dropship Jesus.

[Commander A9]

MS strikes such fear into the hearts of its opponents that opponents refuse to attack MS positions even on counterattack missions.

As a result, reports citing non-participation have skyrocketed. PGI now finds themselves inundated with said reports that the report system has become utterly useless.

[Armando]

I heard -MS- is to blame for the death of Faction Warfare.

I also heard that many people refuse to take personal responsibility for their situation both in-life/in-game, and like to blame others for issue they brought upon themselves.

Not sure which to believe?

[MaxFool]

I heard a rumor that MS playing CW kills it. But I also heard another rumor that CW dies if MS doesn't play it. We are doomed either way!

[crustydog]

I've been enjoying this new and unexpected CW vacation time. Just because I'm old and rich and retired doesn't mean I can't put all of that extra waiting time in queue to good use. Handed a lemon, make lemonade, and all that.

Yes sir, I have a new plan that can accommodate this new state of affairs. First, I'm using all of this free time to a: exercise and get into much better shape, and b: clean up and renovate my house to get it ready for sale. If I sell the house in August I can get out at the top of the market, and hide all of that extra cash under my mattress.

I think I'll buy a van, paint it up in donut camo, and park it at the donut shop down by the river. I'll put a little windmill, some solar panels, and maybe a small vegetable garden on the top, and claim an environmental property exemption on my taxes. Living there, I can leech off of the free WIFI all the kids are using these days - and although that might cut the game bandwidth somewhat, it's not like I'll be able to tell the disconnect difference around here eh?

That should save me a bucket of money! Then all I have to do is wait for the CW software assets to go on sale at auction - an event that will probably be happening not too far in the future given the way things are going down here.

In the meantime, I'll play by laptop, and while waiting in queue for CW matches, I can offer free 2 tip squeegee washes to the donut shop drive through customers. Bet I can pull in a small bundle that way as well. Maybe set up a little kiosk, and sell sunglasses, cell phone batteries and medical marijuana health bars. The sky is the limit.

This plan is looking better and better. You guys can also be a part of this plan. In the spirit of charity I've decided to open up the new Kickstarter "Crusty Needs a RV fund." For a mere $100 donation now, if I am successful in securing the CW assets at a future date, each donating member of MS will be entitled to a FREE gold hero mech of your choice (includes a mechbay.)

Looking forward to 2020: Mechwarrior 6: Living Legends Never Die!

(Trump card special limited edition, with real virtual girls and blackjack!)

Steady On.

[Albino Boo]

Merc Star has candy in its van.

[Kinski Orlawisch]

-MS- stomps puggs in CW even when they are not online.

[Kin3ticX]

Mercstar still plays CW?

[StUffz]

who is MS?

[Armando]

StUffz, on 07 June 2016 - 09:15 AM, said:

who is MS?

I hear they are a bunch of Tier 2 scrubs, who's only 'claim to fame' is being the largest unit to ever play any game ever.

I have also heard they are the ones responsible for the failure of CW, they are the cause of all cancer, they kick puppies, and punch babies.

[Cold Darkness]

Armando, on 07 June 2016 - 02:04 PM, said:

I hear they are a bunch of Tier 2 scrubs, who's only 'claim to fame' is being the largest unit to ever play any game ever.

I have also heard they are the ones responsible for the failure of CW, they are the cause of all cancer, they kick puppies, and punch babies.

that rumor is outrageous! ms isnt the largest unit at all!

[A Shoddy Rental Mech]

Armando, on 07 June 2016 - 02:04 PM, said:

I hear they are a bunch of Tier 2 scrubs, who's only 'claim to fame' is being the largest unit to ever play any game ever.

I have also heard they are the ones responsible for the failure of CW, they are the cause of all cancer, they kick puppies, and punch babies.

I believe it's "eats babies"

[Commander A9]

MercStar is able to defeat Clans by luring them into zellbrigen duels...them ambushing the duel victim into a 12-versus-1 fight. But their fire is so intense that both Clanner and MercStar pilot are killed in the process.

Which is where all of MercStar's friendly fire comes from.

Which is why pilots now find themselves getting fined out of their minds when they frag their own teammate.

[habu86]

Commander A9, on 07 June 2016 - 04:39 PM, said:

them ambushing the duel victim into a 12-versus-1 fight.

It's 10v1 bro. Get your focus fire meta right

Edited by habu86, 07 June 2016 - 08:11 PM.

[Shard Phoenix]

Now that -MS- isn't ruining FW, I hear it's an amazing and fun game mode where small units and solo players flourish.

The NaCl Bullet Train to Saltsville has ceased operation. The ticket stand has now been replaced with a Mech Pack dispensing kiosk.

[Ihasa]

Shard Phoenix, on 07 June 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

The NaCl Bullet Train to Saltsville has ceased operation. The ticket stand has now been replaced with a Mech Pack dispensing kiosk.

This made my beer go up my nose. That hurts, please stop.

[Crockdaddy]

-MS- is killing MWO in hopes of buying the rights to the IP cheap and engaging Chris Roberts to add MWO as a minor feature for planetary combat in Star Citizen.